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>tfw 25 in about 2 months >young look is fading >tfw
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>tfw 25 in about 2 months
>young look is fading
>tfw still a kissless virgin
How can I stop time. I feel like killing myself any day
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>>29289269
I'm turning 24 in 2 months, OP
>manlet
>constant dark bags under eyes
>a couple years with noticeable male pattern baldness already
>wageslave
I don't even know how I'm still alive
oh wait, I'm just too much of a pussy to end it
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Worst thing about 25 is that I still feel like I'm 18. I still feel so immature and inadequate about my life. I'm a fucking child.

Shit is not cash.
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>>29289416
that's normal (REEEEE)
normies say that in their 30s and 40s
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>>29289390
>>29289416
Ugh, what the fuck should we do? Every day sucks, even my looks which I sort of liked are fading now. I feel depressed as fuck.
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>>29289269
25 in one month here. I look better than I have in my entire life probably. I'm finally outgrowing my baby face, my facial hair is finally presentable (i.e., my stubble finally looks like a man's stubble and not a 15yo who hasn't been taught how to shave yet), and I finally have the disposable income to buy stuff without worrying about rent or whatever.

Disregard women, man. If you improve your life, the women will come, but even if they don't your life is still better. Women are overrated anyway,
>tfw bad gf
is a far worse feeling than
>tfw no gf

And at least no gf can't sue you for rape because she had half a bottle of Mike's Hard, or alimony, or "emotional distress" or whatever.
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>>29289269
>>29289390
>>29289512
I have been trying so, so hard to keep myself youthful for as long as possible. I'm still young enough that I haven't started to age much (19), but here's my regiment:

>L-Lysine 1000mg once daily
>Keratin 250mg once daily
>Collagen 4000mg once daily
>Multivitamin once daily
>B-12 1000mg once daily
>Facial moisturizer every morning and night
>Post shave balm whenever I shave

I'm not sure if this will prevent the inevitable, but you guys can give it a try, too.
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>>29289512
honestly I just try to be as robotic as possible at work or treat it like a shitty rpg
abuse a lot of drugs and alcohol in my free time
follow memes like religion
its kept me from finding the courage or motivation to off myself

>>29289651
thanks, but I probably won't try it, because I do really care about my shit body anymore
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>>29289754
I meant I really don't care...
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>20
>5'8
>acne
>heavily receded hairline
>baby face (cheeks)
>severe heavy dark eye bags
>can't grow a beard
>large nose and lips (celebrity lookalike software thinks I'm black)
>khv

Should I just give up now wise elderbots?
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>>29289872
That's almost a perfect description of me at 20. Hang in there, if you can. Men really do get more attractive as we get older, unlike roasties who peak between 16 and 20.
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Should have been born a sperg like me, that plus my family looking young for there age still has me looking like a junior or senior at high school. This however is offset a bit by clinical depression and the lack of care for oneself + self-medication that comes with it.
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>>29289269

Install tinder or go on a dating website and hook up with older women.
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>>29291255
christ, the thought of having to go for older women when I never got a single teen pussy makes me want to off myself
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>>29289269
25 in 2 weeks here, anon
idk how to stop time, but good luck to you and i sympathize
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>>29290344
>being a barafag or daddyfucker
it's nice to know that i have a nice reservoir of emotionally damaged borderlines to fuck
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>>29291959
Don't do it then. Improve yourself until you can go for younger women, or do p4p

No-one is forcing you to fuck old women dude
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>>29292099
what is p4p?
any tips for improving? i'm 5/10 best and a fucking manlet, evey woman is my height or taller than me
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