ask a bitter lesbian anything
>>29289213
Fuck off please. Stop coming here for validation
>>29289213
Why are you bitter?
Can you post pics?
>>29289213
Fuck off to >>>/lgbt/ and don't come back you roastie.
>>29289213
Why be a homo at all? It's weird and gross. If I was gay, I would obsessively research any and all possibilities of changing my sexuality to straight.
I heard the Nazis actually had a really messed up mind shifting program where they were able to completely change people's personalities through crazy mind-fuck programs.
You could attempt something like that and be a non-bitter straight woman instead.
>>29289213
Are you one of those fat man-hating lesbos?
How has blaming men for all your problems turned out?
>>29289255
I am bitter because betas here think they have it rough when they can literally just approach any woman without any negative consequence beyond getting rejected
Where as I could lose my job/get attacked/etc for the same thing
There is also a very good chance that any woman you talk to is straight which significantly lowers my chances of ever finding a meaningful relationship
>>29289251
maybe you should take your own advice. we're in this hell together.
Why are lesbians so hostile to transwomen?
>>29289324
I'd just be a bitter straight woman instead. I don't really have access to nazi tech rn, so that is one of my big issues right there.
Honestly the idea of being straight repulses me. I've tried my best to pretend to be straight, but honestly I find a woman's body so much more welcoming.
>>29289347
I don't hate men, I just understand that they have needs that I can not fulfill. Men are not my issue. Women are.
Most women seem to hate other women anyways, so I guess there is nothing new there.
>>29289365
It depends on the woman. If you are meeting lesbians who are hostile towards trans women you are hanging out with the wrong lesbians.
I know there are 'gold star' lesbians out there who hate anything remotely male, which includes trans women, sadly.
Sounds like you've found the mass amount of 'lesbians' who are actually just man haters. No better then those men who go their own way faggots.
>tfw I'm also a bitter lesbian but I've turned my anger on other women because they're the real cunts
Die, OP.
These poor fuckers aren't responsible when you puke glitter and denim so hard it attracts a lynch mob, YOU are.
>>29289414
you seem alright. i think a grill who has been on the receiving end of stacy's bullshit might be able to fit in here.
do you belong here op?
>>29289355
>Literally just approach any woman without any negative consequence beyond getting rejected
So can you
>Where as I could lose my job/get attacked/etc for the same thing
What?
>>29289414
Youre not bad, dyke-anon. I raise my half empty autistic coke can to you.
Is your hair clown colored? Which clown color did you choose if so.
Also, why do most silly dykes get the same kind of mannish dyke hairstyle? Do they really think it looks good?
>>29289213
Is the idea of sex with a male as disgusting to you as the idea of sex with a male is to me? (a male)
>>29289365
some of them try to coerce lesbians to have penetrative sex with a penis, something lesbians don't like, and they use "trans misogyny" as a shaming tactic to meet that goal.
Others are full SCUM manifesto batshit and hate anything remotely masculine, like water filtration, mathematics, or architecture.
>>29289355
I know a lot of folks with the same problem. Patriarchy and shit,they say.
Now with the whole Orlando shit I can't even advise fucking off to a gay bar.
Good luck, man.
Why do you think people wanna hear about your lame ass? Nobody fucking cares tripfag
>>29289355
>Where as I could lose my job/get attacked/etc for the same thing
Come on, is that even true anymore? Cant you just cry "LGBT hate crime!" and get lots of money from a lawsuit/settlement?
>>29289355
>lose my job
americunts everyone, so kind and understanding
Where can I find my ugly lesbian bff a girlfriend? She's not the kind of person that goes to bars or clubs.
>>29289213
how does it feel to know you will never fuck the shit out of a cute broad with your big old cock?
>>29289528
>and hate anything remotely masculine, like water filtration, mathematics, or architecture.
This is the best thing I've read all night. Lesbos can be so hilariously mentally deficient.
>>29289450
what does this even mean
>>29289464
this board seems to be a meeting place for bitter asshole virgins, so I'd say yeah, I probably belong here.
>>29289478
I don't know if it is different anywhere else, but this town is pretty intolerant of homosexuals. A lot of die-hard religion fanatics. Most lesbians leave out of high school for the cities, but I am stuck here since I have an alright job to support myself with. Being the lazy failure I am, it is pretty amazing I got a good job at all. My family knows a lot of people though.
>>29289355
Seriously? Where do you live I'm a married switch hitter (married to a man) gay women fucking love me and strait women go for me it's insane.
I always figured it would be easy to be a lesbian
>>29289355
>I am bitter because betas here think they have it rough when they can literally just approach any woman without any negative consequence beyond getting rejected
Where as I could lose my job/get attacked/etc for the same thing
The real world is literally the exact opposite of this. Having had a few lesbian friends in my time, even the ugly tumblrcunts/fembots got off scot free. Most even got immediate sympathy or even a "but you're cute though/but I know xyz friend who's bi". Not to mention the fact that there's a much, much higher rate of bicuriousity in women. Hell, even decently attractive lesbians are basically all Chad with none of the Stacy.
i'm also a bitter lesbian, hey what's up
kill yourself ot head to the nearest gay club and wait for someone to do it for you.
I probably didn't need to say that, no gay/lesbo spends more than a month outside of them anyway. fucking promiscuous bunch, you don't understand real relationships
>>29289605
>>29289497
>>29289497
?
original commen afq4
>>29289608
>I always figured it would be easy to be a lesbian
Dont let OP fool you. While there's a handful of bitter lonely lesbos, there's no shortage of hot lesbos and bi's "turning" tons of mentally deficient women.
>>29289528
I have gender dysphoria and want to be a woman so badly, and I used to idolize women. Then I figured it out, they're shit like everyone else.. When I ignore the, they want me more, they don't love they can only respect
Now that I know these things I can get sex but I'll never be able to let myself get lost in them again, they'll never actually love me
and I even want to be one, fug
>>29289491
It's just brown. I cut it short since it is summer and I have to do a lot of work outside, but I am going to try growing it out this winter. If I can't find a qt gf, then at least I can be a cute girl. I'd be at least a 7/10 if I put some effort into it and stopped being such a sad sack of shit.
>>29289497
I'd assume so. Penetrative sex in general grosses me out, but even resting against a man's flat chest is lackluster. Nothing compared to the warmth in a woman's body.
I hate anyone overweight too, so I can't even find some fat loser and pretend it is a chick.
>>29289539
Thanks anon. Appreciate the sentiment.
>>29289545
idk seems to be a fair few replies. I was honestly just expecting this to 404.
>>29289562
Nah. Happened to me once- they fired me for 'unsatisfactory job performance' days after mentioning I was gay to a supervisor (they were talking about their respective chads and were wondering why I wasn't talking about mine). It was a retail job, and I had a flawless record of customer service, so that claim is pretty bullshit.
>>29289588
I'm Canadian. Cunts all around.
>>29289590
I mean, I'm available. So long as she isn't some man hating retard.
>>29289595
feels bad man
>>29289603
I'm not even going to put the effort into deciphering this. There are man haters out there, most of them are just lipstick lesbians who cry when they have to eat a girl out.
>>29289355
>There is also a very good chance that any woman you talk to is straight which significantly lowers my chances of ever finding a meaningful relationship
You could try being straight maybe?
>>29289773
would you tolerate penatrative sex if the guy was really good at oral?
also how overweight is too overweight, like landwhale tier or "anything that isnt skin tight"
>>29289810
See you're acting like that's a choice
Why don't you try being gay? You could probably stop being a robot and get some nice twink asshole if you cleaned yourself up a bit.
>>29289773
>Nothing compared to the warmth in a woman's body.
are you implying you've had a girlfriend, normie?
>>29289773
So sue them? All you're proving is that women shouldn't be working. You got fired because you work for women and you let them continue their bullshit because you're a woman.
>>29289854
niggy I wish I could choose to be gay so I wouldnt have to deal with females
>>29289854
>come to r9k
>unironically take the obvious bait
>>29289627
'I have lesbian friends so it applies everywhere!!!'
nice joke brother
>>29289650
glad i'm not alone in this cesspool
>>29289654
i wish someone would just end my misery, but yet i remain
>>29289691
yeah except sex is the last thing i want. It wouldn't be difficult to drive to the city and get a lay (I am a woman for christ sakes), but I want someone long term. It is impossible to find a girl who is both gay and loyal.
>>29289747
sorry for your loss friend. I wondered if I was trans at one point, but realized that being a guy wouldn't solve any problems. Man or woman I still need to somehow find a girl who will love me.
At least I'm not poor. Maybe I have a chance.
Probably not.
>>29289773
>It's just brown. I cut it short since it is summer and I have to do a lot of work outside, but I am going to try growing it out this winter. If I can't find a qt gf, then at least I can be a cute girl. I'd be at least a 7/10 if I put some effort into it and stopped being such a sad sack of shit.
You can do it, anon. I believe in you, Be the strap-on that pierces the heavens. Believe in beta who believes in you!
>>29289854
Good idea. I'll try it.
>>29289819
Closer to landwhale tier is my limit. I can't be picky after all. Penetrative sex feels like I am being stabbed in the box even with a good build up. I don't think I'd even let a girl peg me.
>>29289878
I'm a girl. Girls hug girls all the time. It is the most glorious thing I ever experienced, regardless of how fleeting it was.
>>29289892
By all means, mail me enough money to live on simply for being a woman. I'd rather not work, thanks.
>>29289897
I think this just about sums up r9k
you can't find someone for a long term because that's how it works for fags/lesbs. promiscuity is the law of the land, the relationship you're after can only be provided by a man and not a thousand posts here will change that
>>29290007
>closer to landwhale
ok damn cause like I'm a former 6'4 tall 307 pound fatty, and now Im 215 and 6'5 and have built up a bit of muscle
So penetrative feels bad even if you get eaten out like 3 times in a row?
I mean damn like there's gotta be some way to make it work
Basically what I'm asking is on a purely hypothetical level would you be dtf if I did a good enough job eating out
friends with benefits type deal
>>29290007
hugs are like zombie bites, if you get hugged by a normie, you become one
go get healthy fat bitch
>>29290007
>>29290049
**still am 6'4 tall
also to add on the penetrative part would be done super slowly and carefully
>>29290026
If I am not promiscuous I am pretty sure some other lesbo out there isn't. The problem is there is a lot of BS to wade through.
Besides, men are not without their problems either. For example: not being able to please their women and getting cucked.
>>29289213
>lesbian
get raped then kill yourself
>>29290026
Lesbians are actually very unpromiscuous and having a ONS as a lesbian is ultra hard since it's all "let's go on 5 dates first", gay men are that promiscuous since that's what all men would be like if their partners let them lmao.
>>29289213
If I dressed up as a trap, or tried to emulate the female version of a butch-trap, could I trick your gay brain just enough to let me go down on you while you pretended I was a girl?
>>29290026
>lesbians
>as promiscuous as gay men
There's a reason for the old phrase about first dates for gay men always leading to sex sex and first dates for lesbians always leading to renting a U-Haul
>>29290049
Given the fact that I have a vagina my options for male partners is pretty expansive. I could just go to the local bar and ask someone to eat me out if I wanted to, and not have to deal with penetrative sex at all.
You seem to be unaware of the amount of men willing to worship a woman just for a momentary connection.
Not trying to be a bitch, but it's not going to happen. Better off just finding a hooker, m8.
>>29290120
Maybe but that would also require me giving my location which I am not willing to do, since a lot of betas here are Orlando waiting to happen
I already don't like penetrative sex, I'd hate to add 'rape ptsd' to my growing list of mental issues
>>29289355
yeah it's true that you don't have demographics on your side for finding a partner/fuck. Lesbians have the roughest go of it (I guess out of cis people)
I have a few lesbian/bi women friends and they have all expressed this and I've seen it as I go out to gay bars with them, the numbers are just the lowest for you.
What my friends have done to get around that is to just look for groups, like lesbian book clubs, lesbian board game clubs, etc, but I live in a big city so Idk if you can do those things where you live. There's always the internet, no shame in that.
>>29290205
which mental issues do u have
How much into yaoi are you?
>>29290169
yeah our entire society needs a total overhaul
the men-women dynamics are all out of whack men are getting fucked over bad
>>29290087
So your biggest problem with men is women being bitches? Fucking cunt you are, no wonder nobody wants you (plus the whole being a transelephant thing)
>>29290250
I can not believe you used the word 'cis' on 4chan.
I had a few online relationships, both were insane but it was nice having someone. I've been trying, but I can't find a girl who is both nice and not a sjw who will spit fire if you so much a breathe a word of 'maybe not all men'.
>>29290260
nice tripfag
depression and autism like your typical robot
>>29290271
why do lesbians love yaoi so much? some form of penis envy?
I like yuri better.
>>29290288
I feel like Trump is just going to make more radicals on both sides.
There were always lesbians, they were just quieter. My brother got cucked by a lesbian.
>>29290289
My biggest problem with men is that a good majority of them cry when I say that I am a lesbian. It's annoying.
My biggest problem with women is that they are bitches.
Sorry for the confusion.
will you be my gf?
bloxxx
>>29290857
are you a qt gf
>>29290205
Its OK, anon. I was just musing. I know the last thing you need is an Orlando.
Still, I've just realized I have a new fetish.
who is your waifu? why is she best girl?
What are you looking for in a gf?
Are you in the US?
>>29289213
I wish I was a true lesbian.
I'm only attracted totransfemales and they only seem to want chad thundercock.
;-;
>>29291114
My waifu....
She is just the right amount of obsessive.
>>29291573
Honestly I'm not picky. Just someone who isn't batshit insane and affectionate despite my own social awkwardness.
>>29291846
Define affectionate.
Do you prefer someone who is also socially awkward, or would you want someone who is more of a social expert?
>>29291846
idk. I see a lot of trans girls who want girls. It's just a hostile community for them.
The whole 'non penetrative sex' thing is a dealbreaker for most trans girls, which is sad for me.
>>29292014
Just cuddly, willing to say things like 'I love you' and other reassurances when I can't.
I think I'd relate more with someone socially awkward. Someone bubbly would be nice too.
What does your romance history look like? What do you do for fun?
is it okay that i want to deepthroat burgercat's spiny cat cock
>>29292059
Bubbly as in cheerful?
>>29292083
I had one crazy gf in high school, one alright one right after. We ended up growing apart over time, it ended alright.
I have a lot of obscure hobbies I do for fun. Like metalwork, bee keeping, archery, violin. Pretty sure it is because I am just an aspie who is filling the void of social interaction with useless shit. At least it keeps me busy.
>>29292124
seek help
>>29292151
Yeah. I seem to react well to positive people, it makes me positive as well.
>>29292281
yeah dr. e621 may need to up my dosage
>>29292015
I'm completely fine with penetrarive sex. In fact I'd love to do that with a trans girl. But I've never met one that isn't in love with cock.
>>29292281
I tend to be more cheerful IRL, but online I tend to revert to my more melancholic, laid back self. Being chipper is fun, but it's also exhausting.
>>29292328
I know that feel, sis. We just can't compete with the power of the dick.
>>29292328
Try /soc/? There seem to be a lot of them over there.
>tfw bitter asexual
>>29289213
Are you lesbian because you think men suck and it's the second best alternative? Lesbians and misandrists are very correlated so I figure that must by why.
>>29292373
I am normally the same, but I am having a rough stint with the whole depression thing. Being peppy gets me ahead faster in my work, and it's nice to be peppy, but it takes so much out of me.
I have been described as 'chill'. I try not to get ornery about any opinion, and try to hear people out or agree to disagree.
Only thing that really annoys me is 'all you need is a good dicking' mentality. Other then that you can be or believe whatever, I don't really care so long as you're not hurting anyone with it. No skin off my back.
>>29292406
Romantic or not interested at all?
>>29292432
ctrl+f
This was answered at least 2 times already
This may come as a shock, but not all women hate men
>>29292281
>metalwork, bee keeping, archery, violin
QT
I play the violin, too, and do some amateur archery. Do you hunt? I've also wanted to get into beekeeping. How difficult was it getting your hive(s) started? Do you harvest their honey?
You should post some of the things you've made out of metal.
>>29292471
>implying everyone here is totally mentally sound
I was depressed before snowflakes made it cool
>>29292459
romanticand original
>>29292406
Are you the kind of asexual who is indifferent to sex or hates it entirely?
>>29292432
>falling for this meme
Most "misandrists" are straight women, m8.
>>29292433
>but I am having a rough stint with the whole depression thing.
No, I get you. Mine comes and goes so it's easy to put on a happy face, but I can never know what my emotional state is going to be.
What kind of depression do you have?
>>29292406
Why would you be bitter? I'm aromantic and shit's fucking cash. I hear about how all these robots are going insane due to being in love while being completely undateable. Meanwhile the worst that happens for me is I get sexual desire and then I just jerk one out and I'm back to normal again.
>>29292509
sort of both
like if i loved someone a bunch i would do sex stuff to them if they asked, but i wouldn't want them to do sex stuff to me
>>29292557
i'm not aromantic
i'm the shitty kind of asexual
>>29292477
Right now I am doing pressure tests with foam, it's not very interesting so I didn't take any pictures.
Right now my hive is at a communal beekeeping joint, it was easyish to get going since there are a lot of beekeepers there to get info from. We did a split of an old hive about to swarm, so they are an established hive. This year will be the first time I've harvested from them, if they make enough honey to take.
I don't hunt. For some reason killing things unnerves me despite one of my obscure hobbies being bone processing.
>>29292562
Are you a girl?
Blox original comment blox
>>29292597
please keep with the cat pictures, motorhead bee lady
So the reddit raid is true after all...
>>29292607
not yetorijinaru
>>29292583
Oh I didn't even know that you could be asexual without being aromantic. Sucks to be you then I guess, well as much as it sucks for all other romantics.
>>29292632
link to reddit raid?
>>29292508
I am so sorry.
If it makes you feel better, I'd date an asexual. I'm not a very sexual person myself, so I can handle it myself when need be. I just want someone to snuggle.
>>29292509
My doctor is not the best, so it is just a generalized 'severe clinical depression with anxiety'. I'm on effexor for it, but it isn't working well as of late.
>>29292557
I crave romantic attention but can't seem to beat the odds set against me. Thus, bitter.
>>29289213
1. Have you ever seduced a straight girl?
2. Have you ever sucked on another girls toes or vice versa?
>>29290007
you didn't answer why you dont fucking sue them
you are literally just throwing money away.
>>29292664
1. I guess my first girlfriend could be considered that. She was my best friend and I made the mistake of saying 'I'd date you if you were gay'. I was just saying it to be nice.
It was an online relationship at least, so I didn't have to deal with their craziness irl.
>>29292664
No
>tfw
>>29292659
I'm sorry to hear that about the meds. Is your doctor not the type to communicate well with their patients?
>I just want someone to snuggle.
What kind of body type would you want to snuggle with?
>>29292680
I don't know if it is different in america, but suing someone here is expensive and normally fruitless if you don't have thousands to spend on a good lawyer.
>>29292710
Nah, he doesn't communicate well. I've been requesting a proper mental assessment since highschool, but nothing yet.
I'm not picky in looks. Just not someone morbidly obese. I like girls who look like girls better then 'butch' girls.
Is yuri the purest form of love?
>>29292597
>Right now my hive is at a communal beekeeping joint
How many people are you sharing with? Did it cost much for you to sign up? Is there a limit on how often you get to hang out with the bees? Does your group take turns ensuring that the bees' needs are met if it's raining or something?
>This year will be the first time I've harvested from them, if they make enough honey to take.
How long have you been at it?
>bone processing
Where do you get the bones if you don't kill animals yourself? I bet your mantelpiece is super spoopy
You seem pretty neat. This doesn't mean much, but (assuming you wanted me) I would gf you in a second if you weren't a maplefag.
>>29292649
It's not fun, but we live with the hand we are dealt (or however that saying goes).
>>29292659
My favourite thing ever was when I started to fall asleep at a party with my head on my friends lap. He untied my hair and started scratching my head.
That and cuddles would a gf make.
>>29292796
are you a virgin? i'm a bisexual and for a long time my thing was seducing virgin lesbians.
>>29292796
>I like girls who look like girls better then 'butch' girls.
What about girls somewhere in the middle? I have a mannish face--thanks, genetics--but I dress more like a tomboy. Plus, I don't plan on ever having a dude haircut, I like my hair length too much.
>>29292817
The space was free. My mother is a Stacy, so I have connections despite being socially inept.
I just got into beekeeping this year, but i've been interested in it for a while. Needles make me faint, so the stings are a thing for me to work through every time. Thankfully they are a pretty docile bunch.
I live out in sticks, so dead animals are plentiful. Right now I am processing a mouse one of the cats brought us.
They are not my cats, but I feed them, so they do that whole 'here I murdered something for you' thing sometimes. Suits me fine.
>tfw all the cute lesbians live in america
>>29292824
I am a virgin. Can't say any dom woman has tried seducing me yet.
>>29292931
shy virgin nerd girl, just my type
>>29292931
A U S T R A L l A
>>29292878
That sounds cute. Middle would probably be the most comfortable for me.
Do you use discord? Or skype?
>inb4 I'm just being trolled
>>29292985
tfw your qt waifu is gay
>>29292990
even more unfortunate. I'd hop the border once in a while for a cute girl.
>>29293040
I use Skype, my name on there is notapupmon
Feel free to add me!
>>29289213
Ever play EarthBound? Just curious since I'm assuming you've played Undertale
>>29293147
I've played Earthbound. I actually have not played Undertale
I know what happens in Undertale though, and know all of Burgerpant's dialogue. Easier to just watch letsplays to get all the endings without wasting all the time.
>>29293187
Undertale was a pretty great time for me since I grew up with Earthbound.
Older (25+?) (I haven't read the thread)
>>29293227
21 in July
On the younger side of things I guess. Probably shouldn't be this bitter at 20, but here we are.
>>29293295
Damn. I'm 31 and a bitter, bitter soul. All you /r9k/ids. I think you still have time to accomplish what you want to accomplish. Your 20s will be an important factor in defining the rest of your life. Take it from someone who fucked up his life.
>>29293350
I'm doing okay in terms of work and finances, so if I can get over being forever alone maybe there will be some hope for me yet.
I am almost passable as a normie. So long as I don't open my mouth.
I'll try my best to not grow up to be you, anon-senpai.
>>29289213
I knew a chick who became a honest to god nun because of that. Kind of funny and she turned out to be a real cool down to earth chick but holy shit was she bitter as well as hate the gay community with a passion.
Only people I knew who hated the gay community more were the chill older gays who also hated it.
Those gay fuckers hated the gay community more then the biggest goddamn faggot hater i swear.
>>29293442
Sounds about right.
originu
>>29293391
>
I'm the same way. Nearly passable as a normie for brief periods but further that I'm fucked lol.
Don;t grow up to be a bitter 31 year old. You'll hate yourself.
>>29289355
just move to vancouver. i'm in seattle and no one gives a fuck here.
