She's overdosing on pills and I'm hanging myself tonight. I want to leave the house in a mess, a huge mess.
>>29288511
Good luck, senpai. Make sure you arrange to have coins put on your eyes for the boatman
What is your name so we can see you in the news?
Also god bless anon, may it be quick and painless.
Go onto the otherside
>>29288511
>My mom and I are about to commit suicide
did you both agree to this or do you just know your mom is planning on killing herself?
if your mom actually agrees that you should off yourself that's pretty fucked up bro
>>29288537
i thought it was under the tongue?
>>29288585
Well I've been planning it for myself and she recently revealed wants to jump off a cliff since she's stressed out.
>>29288604
putting coins in your mouth is disgusting
it's 2 coins over your eyes, one to pay the boatman, one for when you arrive
>>29288511
Break the agreement, it's probably not too late for you both to improve your lives.
also if you do go through with it tell us your name so you can live on forever in our hearts.
>>29288630
>getting your Pagan death rites wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charon%27s_obol
>>29288511
>She's overdosing on pills and I'm hanging myself tonight
Wow she will feel like utter shit tomorrow when she wakes up in the evening with a massive headache and a dead son
>>29288511
>Writting retarded fanfiction on /r9k/
Should have went with the mommy x son incest, at least I can fap and enjoy that one.
Also pill suicide never works.
>>29288731
We also had sex for the first time tonight.
>>29288804
Oh brother, you're not leaving until you greentext this.
>>29288804
Don't you mean last time?
>>29288511
Pills are for attention-wanting pussies. Tell your mom to do it right, and to man up and hang herself with you. Make it a family event!
The family that hangs together stays together!
>>29288511
Y'all should just do a mountain if heroin and fuck until your hearts stop
>>29288511
Pic of her you faggot
>>29288892
I suppose if you were having doubts, fucking your own mother would be the ticket to suicide without regrets.
>>29288804
What is up with you people and incest? Fucking Christ.
>>29288718
sounds like a good start of some story
>>29289019
i don't know but i like hearing about it.
op, tell us more
>>29288804
Okay, spit it out. Tell us the whole story.
>>29288804
Story or u r le Faggot.
>>29289019
These edgelords like listing every taboo in the book. It's a hobby to them.
>>29288511
>I want to leave the house in a mess, a huge mess.
Eat the most hot-sauciest, greasiest, diarrhea-causingest food and drinks you can all at once, as fast as you can.
Then walk around buttass naked and projectile diarrhea all over the house.
How fucking liberating would that be? To just fucking leave your house a hilarious diarrhea mess to be cleaned up after you suicide.
>>29289133
I ate some caflouti
>>29289307
Tell us the story about fucking your mom pls
>>29288804
STORY TIME NOW
OREGANO OREGAMIKAMI
>>29288804
Don't leave us hanging.
No pun intended.
Don't leave without telling your story.
