post a random fact about yourself that isn't horribly depressingI have a prosthetic testicle
>>29288340
I am left handed!
That's pretty much the only thing I can say that isn't depressing or pathetic t b h
>>29288340
I am pretty good at playing the clarinetthats about it really
>>29288675
>I am pretty good at playing the clarinet
woah no way
i tried to learn the clarinet in high school but I lost interest after and it's been years now. I wish I kept it up, playing an instrument is a cool skill to have.
play something cool on vocaroo anon
I know a good bit about Silent Hill.
I can ride a unicycle.
>>29288340
that is horribly depressing
I know how to tie a noose!
I used to hang up my teddy bears in my room
i have a current gen console and not a gay ps3 or 360 thats about it
I went to the grocery store while I was tripping on mescaline because I wanted some muffins. I didn't even eat them once I brought them home.
>>29288340
I have "a profound understanding of complex logical systems, evidence of a subconscious eidetic memory, and highly advanced pattern recognition."
Just some shit my old high school giftendness program found out I have. Not sure how to put any of it to use, but feels good to have something neat.
I'm good at mathematics.
>>29288781
>a profound understanding of complex logical systems, evidence of a subconscious eidetic memory, and highly advanced pattern recognition
holy shit, it doesn't sound healthy telling shit like this to high schoolers. it sets them up with a feeling of superiority that'll last them well into undergrad until they realize how stupid they actually are
>>29288788
>t. college freshman who just got a A- in his Calc 2 class
I once punched out a woman and suffered no repercussions.
>>29288809
Yeah, almost fell into the trap of doing just that but I went to a smart person school where there were plenty of people smarter than me.
The logical systems thing does come in handy though when basically everything in society is a logical system of some sort.
I can learn languages pretty fast...2 years ago decided wanted to get out of NEETness a little and teach myself German, and now I can get by fine in German, Swedish, Mandarin.
Biggest issue is learning vocabulary/new words. IDK, grammar and syntax just seems to 'click' I guess.
Strangers have told me I have beautiful eyes.
>>29288876
>beautiful eyes.
can we see them
>>29288885
I don't have a good camera, sorry senpai.
>>29288831
I'm a grad student actually
>>29288698
I'm so sorry anon, i sold my clarinet years ago. My favorite thing to play was my own personal rendition of the morrowind theme.i still kinda regret it, i played it for 7 years and it was(and probably still is) the only thing i was good at :^(
>>29288876
Strangers have told me that as well.
They say I have a beautiful smile too. I have a bit of a gap in my front teeth, which some people have pointed out, but a female friend of mine told me that it's an attractive thing. Apparently some models get their teeth separated by an orthodontist. I don't really get the hype with that.
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I almost wish I did so I could meet Adam Lanza. I wanna suck his dick and make him shoot me.
>>29288340
I really can't think of anything.
I guess I'm so addicted to gay furry porn that's it has warped my sense of reality so much that if I could choose, I might not choose to be human. Being a qt catboy would be amazing.
I'm the head of my company minus the owner and I got the entry level job six months ago without an interview or experience.
>>29288340
I my pupils are slightly different sizes.
>>29288340
>my testicles are augmented
>>29289066
what is your job? how big is the company?
>>29288340
I'm not a wagecuck
I'm not a wagie
I'm not a ragie, wagie wagie ragie
I'm not wageslave
I'm not a wageboy
I'm not a wagey wagey ragie little wagegoy
My mother was abusive to the point that I actually got taken out of class to talk to Child Protection Services. They didn't do anything though, so I only ended up getting beat because I guess they talked to my mom too.
>>29289113
The fake one is a little bigger than the real one, so it's kind of true
>>29289012
my dad always says I look like adam lanza when he is upset with me
>>29288340
>I have a prosthetic testicle
Op, are you still here?
I'm skinny and I'm almost never sick even though I don't do anything to avoid being sick.
my favorite color is eleven
I absolutely love black metal and my wardrobe consists entirely of obscure black metal shirts.
>>29289194
mine is twelve
>>29289170
i wanna see what you look like now
>>29289174
I am here, sup anon?
>>29289209
What's your top 3 albums?
>wearing pic related atm
I was born with hypospadias.
>>29289268
What's the reason you got the fake one? I myself might also have to get a prosthetic nut in the near future.
>>29288340
I was happy once
I was born in Virginia.
I spent most of my life in Indiana.
I've been living in Florida the last five years.
Its been a ride.
>>29289327
I had a torsion when I was 14.
I'm crazy good at tony hawk's pro skater 4
>>29289270
Batushka - Litourgiya
Downfall of Nur - Umbras de Barbagia
Wolves in the Throne Room - Diadem of 12 Stars
>>29289372
That sounds like it was fun. Sorry you had to go through that man.
>>29289399
>Batushka - Litourgiya
Bretty nice 2015 album desu
I got an awesome score on the GRE
>>29289446
what do you wanna do for grad school?
>>29288715
Whats your favourite game?
Is The Room canon?
>>29288340
Does this mean you can replace your nuts to cum even more buckets?
I'm really good at playing the banjo.
I have a metal plate in my forehead.
>>29288715
enjoying that youtube revenue pham? :^)
>>29289372
Holy shit, are you me?
I literally had the same thing happen at 12-13 and lost it because I was a stupid little shit afraid to tell my parents my nut hurt
right or left?
>>29289517
That sounds cool as fuck. How'd you end up with it anyway?
>>29289475
2 but 3 is right behind it.
The Room is canon, yessir.
>>29289527
Kek, I make nothing.
when i was 13 i used to give myself blowjobs
it was a combination of youthful flexibility and a long penis
i could get the entire shaft in my mouth
i immediately regretted it every time i came
it didn't stop me from doing it again though
>>29289567
was it worth it though?
the only reason I don't is because I don't want to taste the shit under my foreskin
>My right eye makes a squeaking sound when I poke near the tear duct.
>I got hit by a car riding my bike to school and somehow a teacher heard that I had actually hit a parked car in a parking lot and had decided to tell all my classmates. Most never believed I actually got hit.
>I got the second highest on some pirate themed on-rails shooter at an arcade in Disneyland and tried to make my initials ASS, but it censored it.
i'm nose blind
100% don't know what smells is
>>29289610
>My right eye makes a squeaking sound when I poke near the tear duct.
everyone's does btw
or at least mine does
>>29289540
lost my right one, it sucks too because I lost it due to a misdiagnosis.
I went in like "my balls hurt really badly it might be a torsion"
then they sent me away saying "no it's just an inflamed epididymis"
came back a few days later and it was too late.
>>29289600
well i'm not a disgusting uncut monkey so it tasted pretty good i thought
i would say it was definitely worth it
but you know how you get really turned off really quickly when you cum? like suddenly porn looks disgusting? imagine that feeling except this time there's a load of cum being blown into your mouth
it takes a toll
like "why do i do this to myself"
then i would get horny again and be like "why the fuck don't i do this to myself"
>>29289541
I really hate telling the story, and I should pretype it, but the basic story is that I got a spider bite in my sleep (two small fang marks is a clear indication). That spider bite weakened the fuck out of my immune system and I didn't takr the medication the doctor gave me because I'm a fucking idiot. Well, wouldn't you know that I ended up getting a really bad sinus infection. Imagine having a migraine for two weeks and a really bad cold where you can smell your rancid mucus, and can't sleep at all, turning you into a zombie that falls asleep while walking. Turns out I had a bacteria cyst on the front of my brain and this cyst was trying to kill me, so I had to get the part of my skull that was covering the cyst removed, that cyst removed and here I am today, a literal metalhead. Good thing I actually like metal, huh?
The post surgery days were hell, but at least my hair grew over the scar.
My penis is slightly under 8 inches fully erect. Ill probably never fuck a girl though
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>>29289664
christ dude that fucking blows
I lost my left and it feels basically to me like an old computer mouse's tracking ball
>>29289664
Wtf is a torsion
>>29289725
>being a disgusting cut jewslave
i could easily clean my dick, and my dick will never be dry and weird and desensitized
did you swallow though
is it true that it feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked
>>29289770
>Wtf is a torsion
spin your balls around and find out for yourself
>>29289770
When your testicle cord spins around and cuts off the blood flow
>>29289473
DPT (Physical therapy)
>>29289270
>Burzum
Anon, kiss me
>>29289567
I can still do that at age 25, I think being skinny helps too
it is the most efficient way of disposing of your cum, have probably swallowed several liters of cum throughout my life
>>29288340
I have s few:
>Excellent pianist
>Experienced and powerful chess player
>Talented in mathematics and physics, hence me being a physics undergrad
>I have a qt latina gf with whom I have been in a relationship since the 9th grade
That's pretty much it
>>29289888
Wish I could anon, but there's a slim chance we're close.
>>29288966
lel rekt
>>29288340
I eat chips with a fork
>this is not original
>there is at least one other twisted motherfucker out there who eats chips with a forkEither that or I've poster this before and forgot about it
I once helped shoot a magazine cover featuring a really famous rapper!
I was almost raped but avoided it by having a gun.
>>29290094
are we talking chips/french fries or chips/crisps?
>>29288340
I haven't killed myself yetfucking blohke
>>29290153
It's a good sign that you see that as not depressing.
>>29289969
What the fuck are you doing on r9k then?
>>29290189
what do you mean by that
organ gayle
I have 2 jobs i genuinely enjoy. Gym & Plants
>>29290311
>Gym & Plants
how are these jobs
>>29290311
neither of those are jobs
>>29288340
i also have a prosthetic testicle
>>29290293
OP said to post a fact that is not depressing, so the fact that you think continuing to live is not depressing is a good thing. There are people who are so depressed that they see themselves as failures for being too afraid to kill themselves.
I'm ClA
>I grow illegal substances and hide those substances deep within a neat blueberry garden.
>Im pretty good at growing shit
>I fell for the /fit/ meme
>I do MMAthe people I go to it with want to hang out with me because Im pretty alright
>I dont want to hang out with them because they are vapid, uninteresting super normalfags
I smoke grams of super dank kush daily
>>29288715
Can you please make a new comfy thread in the next few days? I have so many questions and general contributions.
I'm majoring in Biochemistry and I'm going to college with a years worth of credits from AP and dual enrollment.
I'm also black. The college is literally filled with white girls. The ratio of girls to boys is 7:3
I got pissed on by the dog in Marley and me before it died.
I don't want to kill myself as long as I'm numbing those thoughts with alcohol or video games
>>29288340
I have phalophobia
I can't stop moving. Some part of my body must be in motion for some reason.
It's not horribly depressing so much as it's weird.
>>29290601
I've love to, but I actually am going out of town for the next few days with my family.
Give me until Tuesday the 21st, then I will make a new comfy thread my friend.
I'm sorry for the wait.
>>29290634
Why are you so afraid of dicks, Anon?
>>29290859
I don't really know. I was raped as a child, so it might have something to do with that.
>>29290601
By the way, I'm sure you could make a thread yourself if you just wanted to hang out and talk about SH, I'm not a requirement for SH threads. I just wanted to reply again so I could say if you do have any questions you want answered more in depth or you'd like them answered sooner, you can email me at[email protected]and I will get back to you.
I hope you are having a good night friend.
I can play the trombone
>>29290941
Was it in the butthole or are you just exaggerating?
>>29288340
I've been alive since 1932.
Same child trauma but I just can't be touched on certain parts of my body. (More than just my privates)
>>29288340
People say I'm a good writer. A shitty thing that unless I manage to get a best-seller or write lots of smut in Amazon I'll never live off of that.
im fuckin badass at programming
>>29290650
>>29290650
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphorrhea
Also, you're looking for akathisia.
I was born a month late.
>>29288340
im pretty good at chess with 2000 elo
>>29289664
>misdiagnosis
Modern medicine doesn't give a fuck about male reproductive health. Women get their own special doctors for everything feminine, but men normally get half the skin sliced off their penis and then never taught a single thing about their genitals, such as the warning signs of tortion.
I'm so sick of hearing how "privileged" I am to be a male.
>>29289725
>disgusting uncut monkey
>My parents mutilated me
>Anyone with sane parents is a monkey
Im fat and have long hair
I live very far away from the city, and have to commute to my university. It takes around 2 hours to get there.
I can speak 4 languages fluently.
>>29288876
Sorry to break it to you but isn't that the go to compliment to someone who is ugly?
>>29289631
I hear people who could smell miss it terribly after going blind. Food loses almost all of it's flavor.
>>29289147
at least we got some coffee girls
I eat my own cum after jackin' off
>>29288876
What colour are your eyes anon?
I am very well versed in memes from 2006 to 2016.
Ten years of solid meme experience, knowledge and I have a large archive of memes saved on my computer.
I am the world meme database.
>>29288340
I am slowly switching from hoodies to over shirts.
I guess ill look a little more like a person and not a world of warcraft player.
>>29294597
can you make your own thread and post/explain some rare memes?
I need them to impress girls.
>>29288340
I can do more than twice as many chin ups as my buff friend who spends 6 days a week in the gym.
>>29288340
I get a really annoying noise in my right ear if something is too loud.
the left sides of my right toenails are dead because of ingrown nails.
I have a skin tag between my inner left thigh and testicles.
I love the N64.
I actually look good and people compliment my looks constantlystill been single all my life, though, probably because of my social ineptitude
I like the smell of gasoline, cigarettes, skunks and decomposition.
I speak five languages fluently.
A person in my class that I had never talked to admitted to me that they had mentioned me as one of the most likely ones to be successful in our class and that made me happy.
I'm in quite a few private trackers
I was in a professional production of a Sondheim show at age 9
I am currently using Gentoo
I have drawn Akari onto my desk
>>29294954
You're not one of those Bosnian dudes who put "Bosnian, Serbian and Croatian" on your resume, right.
>>29289399
>hurr durr I'm so into black metal
>"cool, what are your top 3 albums"
>lists exclusively hipster trash
KYS
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>>29294978
No. If I ever needed to quit my NEET lifestyle I'd be writing "German, French, English, Mandarin, Japanese" on my resume.
>>29294597
Should put that in your resume famling
>>29294954
what languages do you know famly?
I still want to , after a few accidents, try to go back to the gym and turn myself into a strong cunt
Cant turn off that little voice in my head that says doit bruh
I have absolutely no sense of smell
I can literally have the most pungent smelling sock or flower right in front of my face, and I won't even suspect that either one has a smell of some sort. I don't know what smells are. I honestly don't see it as much of a negative thing, even though normalfags give me bad shit for it.
>>29289631
Looks like i'm not the only one here
I was born on leap day, pretty much only thing interesting about me
my closet is full of whites tree frog pictures that i illuminate by candlelight at night
it calms me down
I used to collect dragon figures as a kid
Loved the ones on little castles
>>29295129
>you'll never have another childhood collection of misc baubles
>>29288340
girl once kissed me on the cheek at school on women day when i gave her a gift
I can speak fluent japanese,do welding and other steelwork job.
>>29288340
I have a resupply of lube arriving today
>>29295959
Are you a Japanese master swordsmith that lives atop a misty mountain who's trails are super worn and littered with goats?
Im a sociopath
original
I piss in the sink because im too lazy to aim
David Bowie and I share birthdays.
My backyard got invaded by pumpkin plants, they're huge and very sweet and I don't know what to do with them anymore.
I have to wear glasses to hide the dark circles under my eyes. I look depressed af without them
I have a pupper that loves me even though I'm a worthless NEET
>>29297108
Make a lot of pie
>>29291540
I agree. It's such bullshit.
>>29297166
comfy pupperoo
>>29297175
never made one cuz they sound super nasty but I might just give it a try
>>29291007
If you make a site and put writing on there I'll try to direct people to it.
>>29288340
I burned my right hand when i was 10 months old. Now i have lightning shaped scar across palm.
I was born 2 months early
I'm 7'5
I have a beauty mark on the tip of my penis, right below the meatus/orifice. No, it's not cancer.
I have no birth mark.
I can recall/recognize every country and flags of the world. Also bilingual. And I am a history nerd.
>>29288340
We're kind of in the same boat anon, I've gotone testicle
i played in a music festival a few days ago. it kind of sucked because only about 100 people showed up (rain), but it could have been worse
>>29292295
I've never heard of that before, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.
>>29294561
Blue
I once sat in a car with five grams of heroin and a scale on my lap as we passed two cop cars. I didn't realize that there were cops and react until we had already passed them. Nothing happened obviously, but I could've gotten like 10 fucking years in prison. I laughed my ass off on the walk home thinking about it.
>>29292295
Normally, yes, but I don't think it applies if a stranger comes up to you and says it.
>>29288340
I just finished Highschool with a GPA of 3.865, and I got accepted into college!
people think I am funny sometimes
>>29288340
I am currently managing 6 different bandcamps.
>>29288757
>being 14
get the fuck outta here kid
>>29289399
Nigga that's like absolut shit.you on r9k yet not listening to Krohm , Lantlos , Xasthur , etc..fuck off niga
>>29288340
I'm super attractive
>>29288340
One of my balls is lower than the other
i have a steam account worth 695 euro
oh wait, it was supposed to be not depressing
shit
>>29299423
lantlos is garbage too
>>29299561
Tell me what you listen to and i'll tell you how much shit taste you have.
>>29299481
That is normal, actually. This is true for most guys.
>>29299592
you're a little bitch by the way
I'm an eagle scout. That's pretty much the only remotely interesting fact I have.
>>29288340
I can play the guitar and make music
I'm going to cut all ties with my family and never talk to them again, even if they love me very much and they've never done anything to meI'm so tired of pretending to care about them, I just want to die of loneliness and let them forget about me
>>29299754
Imma fuck yo boy bussi
I have a third nipple
I hate being human. I strive to replace my inferior flesh with that of steel and silicon, and slowly reformat my mind.
>>29299880
oh wait i misread the OP
>fact that ISN'T horribly depressing
>>29299125
>tfw bandcamp ripper
get pranked dude lol
I'm academically successful without too much effort
My mentor professor asked me to do a PhD under his guidance and even fought with the dean to get it a researcher spot for me
That's about it
I am a mathematical genius and nearly failed out of high school twice
I skipped two years ahead and was taking advanced Algebra 2 when I was 13
I am horrible at english and spanish, and have health issues so I often miss class so I nearly failed out
