Last year I was doing a three day counselor stand in at the end of a leadership course and I got to take care of 11 kids. Here is the story of 'Randal'
> Be me, run out of blades for razor. Want to shave.
> Desperate so use a scalpel from my first aid kit. Pic related.
> Afterwards dry off blade and put it in deck of cards so noone finds it or cuts themselves.
> I don't play cards so there was no chance of anything happening.
> See Randal after dinner in the dining hall later.
> Hes smirking like a fuck
> Hey Anon, guess what we found?
> No idea lol idfc
> "We found a knife"
> Lol I bet you did
> "It was in a deck of cards"
> Oh fuck.jpeg
> "Dude gimme the knife now"
> "I can't Anon"
> Whythefucknot
> "Its in an orange"
> You fucking what
> "We hid it in an orange so that it could be a secret"
> Well tell me where this magic fucking orange is.
> "With the other oranges. We had to hide it"
> SHOW ME NOW
> The camp has a huge bowl of oranges in the dining hall, probably like 50 to 100 oranges.
> Fuckme.jpeg
> I have to go and take all the oranges.
> Like three people took oranges while we were standing there.
> Took oranges into woods and start throwing them at a tree.
> Eventually find blade, but theres a huge pile of smashed oranges.
> Get rid of blade.
> Go back to cabin.
> Co counselor comes back a few minutes later.
> "Man I just had to clean up a huge mess. Someone took a bunch of oranges and smashed them in the woods."
> He's pretty mad
> Blame Randal
> mfw
>>29286397
I laughed.
But why the fuck would anyone ever want to shave badly enough that they'd use an improvised razor?
>>29287385
Fine I lied, I had to cut my dick off ASAP. It got hard when I saw a girl and Jesus said it had to go.
>>29287423
Christ-fag here.
You did good OP, where you once had a dick you now have the holy love of the Lord Jesus. Your sacrafice will send your dickless body to heaven where you'll be able to love Jesus in a totally straight and no-homo way.
>>29287385
OP probably has really shitty beard genetics show whenever a few pubes start to sprout he has to shave them or else he look ridiculous.
>>29287493
>>29287385
what a gay part of the story to get catty about. >>>/cgl/ is that way ladies