Is there anyone on here who is legitimately this tier of ugly, or is it just a meme? If you think you legitimately are, tell us about your life.
>>29285923
This is the bottom 1%. So mostly meme.
>>29285971
Um bro, this is the home of the bottom 1%.
>>29285923
Me. I feel like killing myself every day. Tried twice. Been neeting CS:GO for the past four years. I've never uploaded a pic of myself on the internet, because I'm fully aware that I'll become a meme. Even if it was just a facebook pic, somebody would think it's funny to turn it into a meme.
>>29286015
/r9k/ is not the bottom 1%. Not even wizchan is not the bottom 1%. This place is 16-21 year olds who are slightly awkward but largely normal and will live normals lives. Plenty of people on /r9k/ even openly admit to having gfs and sex, it's disgraceful but that's what this place is now.
Heh. I could make myself look like that. Don't quite have enough fat and acne in my face and I don't have round glasses... But my head kinda has that shape. I could shave unevenly and let my hairs grow and I think it would be pretty close desu.
>>29286066
Do you work? Do you leave the house?
>>29286066
Just got back from therapist, I told her about r9k and looks theory lmao
>>29286099
I propose cloaks for ugly people.
>>29286114
What's looks theory?
>>29286099
>Do you work?
I do people's html homework on fiverr for $5 to buy steam games and pay for subscriptions to crunchyroll and funimation. Not real work but that's what I do. If I wasn't living with my parents it would not sustain me.
>Do you leave the house?
No.
>>29286114
How'd it go anon? I've always been skeptical that therapists could understand me, let alone actually help.
>>29285923
if he just lost weight ate healthy washed his face and got some up to date frames that didn't break so easily, he probably would be alright
>>29286142
>>29286152
She told me that I know I won't believe her but I'm not ugly and I have body dysmorphia. I told her it was her job to say that to which she replied I wasn't a supermodel but I'm no where near ugly
>>29286189
Are we looking at the same fucking picture?
>>29285923
I could make him approachable-tier if we hung out for a day and he'd let me.
>skin his head
>get them brows fixed
>glasses like pic related
>shave those chins pubes
>primer, concealer, foundation
>fit him an italian suit just for giggles
I could teach him how to lie and get laid one night. Maybe even go to a speech therapist to fix his probably nasal-nerd voice. Anything's possible.
>>29286189
Yeah idk anon. Looks like a gut job.
>>29285923
I'm the hispanic version of that guy, so yes.
The thing is that the ugly people don't like posting their faces for obvious reasons.
>>29286152
How old are you? Are you just going to be a shut-in NEET forever?
>>29286210
Yeah idk anon. I don't like your odds.
>>29286238
26, and yes. I'm going to helium myself when my parents die.
>>29286229
Well, tell us about your life esse.
>>29286274
How do your parents deal with it? Do they pity you?
>>29286285
NEET shut-in like the other ugly guy posting in this thread but I spend my days listening to music and daydreaming about the life I wish I had.
>>29286262
But that's not all.
After we decent-tier him (ignoring the fat), I'd hire some models for a day and we'd go out to public locations (bars, clubs, concerts) for photos. I'd have him be in the center of these shots, everyone smiling, and use said pictures to set him up a Tinder account. I'd write in his bio that he was working a career that everyone assumes makes above $100,000 annually and watch the matches roll in from stacies and roasties.
Not sure what would happen after that. I'd assume his depression would get worse and the girls he matched with would get pissed they were catfished. Either way, I'm entertained.
>>29286412
Still doubt it. The best I could see for a guy like op post is maybe Paul Heyman tier.
>>29286468
I work in a place that caters to clientele in the upper classes. I've seen the same fat fucks in OP's picture come in with their bombshell wives and half-ugly/half-qt kids-- they all have the exact look I've detailed above. It happens.
thought i was ugly all my life. turns out i'm not nor does it matter.
feels good man.
>>29286607
Very rare fampai. And if you look like that you'd better be RICH rich.
>>29286640
It's really not. Pretty girls aren't stupid, anon-- they eventually learn that aesthetics fade and financial security means something. And before you go spouting off, "B-b-but those kids are probably Chad's!", realize that's rarely the case. These rich mother fuckers don't want to marry some single mom-- they can afford better than that.
No, the smart Stacies that get knocked up from Chad's wild ride get abortions.
>>29286723
Nigga please. You better be rich as fuck to pull in anything above a 2/10 looking like the guy in op's pic.
And newsflash: guys who look like that tend not to get rich.
>>29286723
Let me tell you about Bruce. Bruce is a fat fuck who rocks that wannabe Italiano mobster aesthetic. Bruce works as a lawyer on the board of a series of LLC's in my state. Bruce is married to a hottie and has two kids.
And nearly every week, Bruce comes in to the bar with a different lady. Some young, some not. Always without his family. And he tips me $100 every time this happens. Want to know why?
Because I've served Bruce a few times when he has come in with his family. Never asked his wife about the other women-- she probably already knows.
>>29286870
What I'm trying to tell you anon is that it is possible to make it looking like OP's pic. Don't be fooled by all the memes shitposted around here. Bruce isn't charismatic, either. He tends to let his dates do all the talking while he smiles, grunts, and nods.
>>29286906
Not buying it. I live and work in Manhattan and a guy like OP's pic would have little chance of making it here. Of course not impossible, but highly improbable.
>>29286952
Maybe things are different in yuppie cities. I work as a bartender in a midwest state.
That one guy who killed himself a few days ago.
>>29286995
Things are VERY different in yuppie cities.
Reminder that just being ugly is no excuse.
>>29287049
You always read that stupid meme here that "girls love differently than guys do".
In my opinion, a girl loves the same way a guy does (shallowly) until she reaches thirty and can't get the same privileges granted to her younger counterparts. THEN she starts to look at other factors for attraction.
Men never really get over wanting a hot babe, no matter what their age is.
>>29287049
I love the pic out of context posts. That could easily be a chick with her special needs brother.
>>29287134
Girls are the same as you, except their options become more limited as they get older. They still want the same thing though.
>>29287049
She's not that hot either. The makeup makes her look somewhat human, but she's one ugly bitch with that being said.
My case is so extreme it wasnever up to doubt or questioning. I always knew from a very early age I looked nothing like other people. I hated myself so deeply, yet I couldn't find the guts to actually kill myself. I just wish I had never been born. And my father was equally ugly, but he managed to live a "normal" life. And I knew many family members and acquaintances who were also ugly, and some very ugly, but who manaved to live a normal life. Bjt I just couldn't deal with it. It destroyed me, devoured me from the inside out. And as much as I thought that it was absurdly futile and superficial and petty to make such a big deal about our skin, i still couldn't get rid of all this negative thoughts.
That's, till some extent, in the past now. Therapy helped a lot. Prostitutes did too. Graduagion and some good friends as well. It's always there, deep inside me, though. Quasimodo. The insecurity and bitterness. But I can say I'm closer to being happy now. Who knows, i might find a blind girl some day. Curiously, here in 4chan People hardly believe it's me in the picture...
>>29287233
Hmm. Do you still have braces, anon? That's a big factor of it... Sorry about your struggle.
>>29287233
That can't be you. That pic looks like it was taken around 1988.
>>29287233
No excuses. There are always options available in today's world.
>>29287318
It's cropped from a big group picture from a family gathering... it's actually old but not that old... 2006 or some shit
This one is more recent. I kinda like it, used in whatsapp for a while.
>>29287300
It's a long story, my teeth are pretty fucked to be honest... actually my jaw bones are a little dismantled, so it's a tough problem to solve. I used and dropped braces more than3 times by now, always changing dentists because they always fuck something up or are not doing it properly... 2 times i said fuck this and gave up and spend more than 2 years without braces. I'm back to using one now.
>>29287379
>not photoshopped, pls believ!!!
>>29287450
Of course I forgot the picture
>>29285923
Yes there are, but you'll never see them as they don't post pics. The faggots on faces threads are just normals who look perfect okay seeking for validation.
>>29287450
Ah man, I'm sorry to hear anon. Hopefully you're a decent person and the right girl will come along and see you for who you are and not what you look like. Good luck.
>>29287379
OP here. He looks basically the same.
This is why you can't trust autists assessments regarding their looks. guys who are like 5/10 will say they are exactly like the guy in my original post.
>>29287465
nice doggo you have there
>>29287519
He's not mine but his name is Pudim. He's cute alright
>>29287669
eh de onde, OP?
>>29287233
Yeah that's terrible in every degree. You're not even white either.
>>29287379
> Surgically altering your facial features
> Taking a substance to meke you unconscious for 8 hours while a doctor butchers up your face with a knife then sews it all together
> A valid option
Yea... no.
>>29285923
I would say that I am about what this guy would be if he was skinny. So I guess I am a slightly higher tier but still pretty shit
>>29287695
Paraiba, sou op nao viu fi.
>>29285923
I'm southern european.
I used to be attractive when i had hair. I styled it in a good pompadour fashion and it suited me perfectly. I could pull that "drive" look.
However, after becoming bald i just look like an auschwitz survivor since i have thin traits (thin body, thin long head)... Now imagine have a thin long head without hair.
>>29286142
It's something autists came up with to describe 'what makes you not be ugly'.
>>29287785
o guri que eu postei antes >>29287049 eh daqui de florianopolis (pica relatada eh a namorada/mulher dele, aquela era alguma amiga)
ele eh juiz ou alguma coisa assim, tens emprego bom? :^) seja vc mesmo I guess
>>29287768
So like (pic related)?
Oc
>>29287925
I still don't understand tbqh.
>>29287765
How is that not a valid option? If you're ugly to the point that you make people uncomfortable, that seems perfectly reasonable.
>>29287927
Stop speaking gibberish plz.
>>29287927
vaum dormi, porra
>>29287977
Different anon, buts it's pretty insane. Expensive and dangerous. Not really an option irl.
>>29287894
so your telling me this is you?
>>29288053
It really isn't that dangerous. The vast majority of the time there aren't any problems. And it seems to me that people being comfortable around you is worth a couple thousand dollars.
>>29285923
I'm gonna be straight up with you, I *COULD* be that tier of ugly.
However, even though I'm fat, I still practice good hygiene and try to dress nice.
I keep my hair short on the sides and the back, and slightly longer on top. I have stretched lobes. I get my eye brows waxed. I have horrible beard genetics so I keep it at a designer stubble look. I dress "pop punk"
By r9k standards, since I'm overweight, I'm already worthless human slime, but in the real world I get along pretty well and have no problem with girls.
>>29287927
Nao necessariamente, mas meu pai eh rico pra caralho. Ele conseguiu uma segunda esposa belissima que obviamente so estava com ele por interesse. Eu disse a ele pra nao fazer isso, mas ele fez mesmo assim. Resultado, a mulher era uma louca varrida que fez da nossa vida um inferno.
Nao eh queveu tenha traumatizado, mas nao rolaria comigo namorar com uma mulher sabendo que ela esta namorando minha carteira. Eu nao ligaria de passar o resto da vida solteiro. Tenho comido puta com forca, porem. Pagando bem que mal tem, neh nao? Eh o que digo a mim mesmo.
>>29288113
Any time you go under anesthesia there is risk.
It's a pretty insane thing to do. Not a reasonable option. What are you going to do pay like 20k for everyone to know how insecure you are? Or what, move somewhere and start a new life for scratch?
Let's be real, extensive plastic surgery is not a realistic option 99% of the time.
i have a really shitty pube beard that i use to cover my ugly facial features, i know it looks like shit but my naked face looks even worse and having something over them makes me more confident. should i shave or not r9k?
>>29288194
>andale andale chimichonga
speak english niggas
>>29285923
This guy actually has a gf dude
>>29288290
Wait. You know who this guy actually is?
>>29288283
>kek'd
lil discussion between a south and a northeast brazilian
>>29287940
yeah without the glasses or braces thats pretty much me
>>29288283
Chupa meu pau, gringo fedorento.
>>29288354
so Portuguese gibberish?
>>29288328
I don't know his name even if i did tho but I made some research on the internet and he became kinda famous from the memeization. He doesn't look like that anymore, he's Chad now. Amazing how putting your penis inside a vagina can fix so many things on you.
>>29288372
Get zika nigga.
>>29288276
Only work with imagens
>>29288393
Get shot, ameriburger
>>29288382
forgot pic
Very original
>>29288382
I'm gonna need some proof anon.
>>29288437
c'mon, obvious photoshop.
>>29285923
He's just lazy. If he lost weight, treated his acne, shaved, got a haircut, got glasses that suit him, and smiled, he would probably be at least normal looking. I don't feel bad for his uglyness because he could change it.
>>29287049
See now this guy can't fix his looks without surgery. Poor guy.
I'm not even that ugly, all things considered, but I was born in nothern europe where fucking EVERYONE is beautiful.
It's draining because you're reminded 24/7 that you'll never fit in or be beautiful like all the people around you.
Shit, our men are so pretty that I would even consider going gay if it meant not being lonely.
>>29288463
>>29288491
Back in the days, the meme has spread everywhere, reddit, 9gag, etc... it isn't hard to find evidence.
>>29288609
Then by all means, bestow it upon us.
