>He pees while sitting down
>>29285262
Only Swedish men do that because the government removed all urinals from public bathrooms for being sexist.
>have rare medical condition where I can perceive things faster than most humans
>watch boyfriend pee standing up
>piss droplets splash from the toilet and back onto boyfriend's legs , pants, and feet. Piss droplets splashing onto the area around the toilet.
>watch boyfriend pee sitting down
>piss droplets are more contained
>>29285374
How did you survive the Orlando shooting ?
>>29285374
Everyone can see droplets, anon. You're not special. You're just a gay, watersports-loving homosexual.
>>29285262
>he pees
>>29285374
this has always been my issue with it
toilets were not designed to be peed into while standing, unless you're a midget or manlet the distance from your cock to the water is too far and it creates splashing
if household bathrooms had urinals i would gladly pee standing up
>>29285282
Not true, faggot
>>29285374
>my name is barry allen and I'm the fastest faggot alive
>>29285262
>he doesn't want to get pegged by a hot, dominant girl
>>29285282
Some public toilets in Germany forbid you from standing and pissing. They make you sit down and they only have one toilet for everyone. I'm not joking :(
>Not from Germany though desu
>>29285374
>have rare medical condition where I can BULLET TIME
>use it to stare at piss
>he requests no tomatoes on his sammies
>>29285262
>being sober enough to aim
>ever
feel bad 4 u buddy
>>29286106
>no crust
>cut the sandwich into triangles
>no tomato
>no onion
>no cheese
>>29285462
>current year
>men peeing
Come on!
>>29285505
Sinks, my dude.
>>29285262
It's comfortable and I don't get piss on the lip or the floor
>>29285426
Original comment, all that rubbish
I want a girl who pees while sitting down on my face
>>29285462
>he sits down
:40 No.29285282>>29285543 >>29285693
>>29285262 (OP)
Only Swedish men do that because the government removed all urinals from public bathrooms for being sexist.
Anonymous 06/15/16(Wed)02:01:57 No.29285374>>29285426 >>29285435 >>29285505 >>29285579 >>29285720
>have rare medical condition where I can perceive things faster than most humans
>watch boyfriend pee standing up
>piss droplets splash from the toilet and back onto boyfriend's legs , pants, and feet. Piss droplets splashing onto the area around the toilet.
>watch boyfriend pee sitting down
>piss droplets are more contained
Some times I pee sitting down when I'm really drunk, and I enjoy gentle, sensual pegging by women whom I trust. Come at me fags.
>>29287303
you're bf never learned to piss properly or something? you're suppose to pull the 4skin back so it doesn't splash everywere
>he poops while sitting down
>>29285262
Some of us have heart problems that make it impractical to outright dangerous to piss standing, depending on how the ticker is doing that day.
That said, fuck you. I prefer it anyway, at least when not out in public. Gives me a moment to relax and gather my thoughts without worrying about aim.
>>29285262
I'm a femboy who sucks dick on a daily basis and even I don't pee sitting down. There's literally no reason to do that if you have a dick
