You find a genie and he will grant you one wish from the three
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You find a genie and he will grant you one wish from the three following
A)an additional 100k per year of pretax income
B)3.5 points in facial attractiveness out of 10
C) 4.5 inches in height
What do you pick?
>>29284235
B.
My best chance at happiness I expect.
>>29284235
Always money, whoever picks anything else isnt looking at life in the long term. I guess except option C, but who cares what your height is when you're raking in money that can be used for investing to make more money and also plastic surgery.
Without any doubt: A
My face isn't the problem and I'm already 6'6.
>>29284235
I'd ask for the genie to be my friend forever :(
Show me the money.
Operation cwal.
Modify the phase variance.
Black sheep wall
Power overwhelming
>>29284235
AAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE SAVE ME FROM EVER HAVING TO WORK MR GENIE
>>29284235
A duh. Can easily save up for plastic surgery for the face. Also nothing a little posture fix, boots, and lifts can't fix.
I ask the genie why he resembles South America so much.
I don't have a job and only have 10$ on me so I guess A
>>29284235
>Be 6.5/10
>become 10/10
>Not worth it, considering you will be one of the most beautiful humans in the world and gain money from this in itself anyway
>>29284235
A of course so I can pursue my interests and never have to work.
My face looks good enough for me as is and being any taller would be quite inconvenient. That kind of money could start solving most of my problems right now.
