>just flunked out of college
fuck my life, how do I tell my parents?
I don't know, i get straight A's
How do you flunk out of college? It's just high school if attendance was mandatory, like how fucking stupid do you even have to be?
>>29284192
Been there, done that.
Big mistake, letting them push me into school when I wasn't ready.
How do you tell them? I think you know how. It's just working yourself up to it.
its the middle of june, how are you just finding this out now?
>Mom, dad, I flunked out of college.
Like that.
Don't do what I did and have them find out by getting arrested
>>29284241
good for you man
>>29284270
not sure, I'm inclined to blame it on my ADHD and serial procrastination but I have medicine for that so it's really on me
>>29284192
what the fuck did you even do lol.
>>29284297
I still feel like a literal piece of shit even if i get A's though.
>>29284295
I'll bite, what happened?
>>29284388
>Be me 18 years old
>Chem E major at a decent engineering school
> Already a degenerate junkie from high school but I graduated top 3 in my class
> Get full ride and spending money on top of it from the school.
>Get to school, literally never go to class for a year.
> Gpa: 0.00
>Parents ask how I'm doing, I say I've got A's and B's.
>Fast forward to second semester. Get caught by campus police with 3.5g of fish scale and a quarter oz of bud during a raid or some shit.
>Call my parents from jail 2 weeks later, tell them everything. They tell me to fuck off.
I've been clean for 4 years. Gonna graduate with my degree in CS. My parents are cool now. Feels good.
>>29284318
Wait until you finish it. All I had going for me was the grades. After that I can't find meaning in anything, people are boring and life is pretty empty.
>he fell for the jewniversity meme
I guess this is the most revelent thread to post this in but,
Has anyone here gotten a G.E.D.? Was it hard? I have the math skills of a 4th grader
>>29284547
Should've ended them
>>29285237
I got a GED. Math has to be up to the easy algebra. In English you have to know grammar rules and write a 1 or 2 page essay, I forget which. Reading and history were easy as fuck if I'm remembering right.
>>29284192
How the fuck is that possible? I turned up to 10% of lectures, and still beat everyone.
>>29284547
Good to hear that you turned your shit around man, even still if it's a CS meme degree.
>>29285161
>he fell for the neet meme
Enjoy never having the social skills to get jobs easily.
>>29285237
From what I've heard it's not all bad.
It's like an easier version of the ACT or the SAT, with more of a focus on writing, analysis and comprehension
>math skills of a 4th grader.
You can go online and learn math step by step.
Self-teaching is one of the best ways to learn something.
