>knowing you're the coworker nobody likes
>after work functions all the time
>just want to do my job and go home
>the coworker everyone pretends to like because you work hard...like a robot
>>29284141
>when you have a co-worker named Chad who skates by on everyfucking thing
>when you get in trouble for his shit
>when you have to work with that one coworker that smells like shit
>>29284141
why is it raining inside this mcdonalds?
>sit at lunch table
>all the rest of the seats away from me fill up first until the last person to arrive finally has to grudgingly sit opposite me
>>29284302
Wojak is outside either walking home or waiting for the bus and pepe is in his house nice and warm
>>29284141
is he imagining the comfy guy or is the comfy guy wrapped in a blanket in his car in the drive thru?
>when you have a coworker who is legitimate illiterate and mentally retarded but is otherwise very kind however he clearly does not put deodorant on despite it being 90 degrees outside and you do not know a polite way to bring it up
involuntary NEET feels
>applying for jobs daily and getting no calls back
quit your whining wagie, you don't know how good you have it
>>29284391
then you finally get a job one day and quit after a month because it's miserable
>>29284141
>anon, why do you hate everyone here
I don't hate everyone here just because I don't engage with you socially. It has nothing to do with you. I just feel comfortable being alone. It's not that complicated.
>two employees got fired (and one person quit) within the past week
>one of the employees was more of a robot than i was
>>29284351
Just tell me I smell. Don't keep me smelling around the qt customers.
>>29284335
Wojak is walking to work. He is not at McDonald's yet, just passing by Pepe's house for whatever reason.
>>29284351
>when you have to step up your game because the Workplace Retard role is taken
>>29284141
>tfw I'm that coworker
Feels very bad flongo
>tfw i'm the dumb goofball coworker
everyone likes me, but they thinks i'm stupid
>>29284351
leave spray deodorant out where he can see it (not on his desk). If he doesn't ask you if he can use some then just fucking tell him to. Works even better with breathmints because fuckers always want to suck on those badboys regardless of them being worried about their breath.
my job fucking sucks, but this thread makes me cope. Thanks bros.
>>29284141
>tfw quit the only shitty job I could get in this town because I couldn't handle dealing with people over the phone
>min wage pay
I'm really fucked and probably going to be homeless soon but I can't handle call center jobs.
>working with new people who don't know what the fuck they're doing and not getting home until 3 in the morning
>>29284814
As the person who never knows what the fuck he's doing, I apologize on behalf of all retards. We're trying
>>29284141
>have greatest fucking job ever
>company goes bankrupt because of embezzling assclown
>lose it
>become unemployed
>hunting for jobs all over again knowing I'll never find something as sweet as that last job
God damnit.
Not being able to go on breaks really sucks. I had an 8.5 hour shift and was only able to go on break for 15 minutes.
>>29284284
Is he aware that he smells like shit? Have you told him?
>>29284141
I didn't need this feel right now, anon.
I work in a female dominated field and all of my co-workers are stacey-tier women that I can't connect with aside from mundane small talk that bores the literal piss out of me.
That feeling where you know everybody is talking shit about you is fucking horrible.
>>29284141
got fired yesterday, put on autistic show for boss and HR people
backstory: i've been off work for 7 months with depression and i work as a support worker for the learning disabled with severe autism and associated challenging behaviour in a residential enivornment (tardwrangler)
>enter meeting
>they say hello, i acknowledge them and sit down, take my coat off and refuse to make eye contact with anyone and stare out of window
>my manager tries to be friendly and says "long time no see"
>i respond "yes" whilst staring out window behind them
>HR lady asks how i'm feeling
>"down - i call it being deflated, that's the word i use"
>"okay, you spoke to a psychiatrist recently, what did they say about coming back to work"
>pour myself water whilst explaining i didn't actually talk to the psychiatrist about that i went in whilst sleep deprived and mainly spoke about my personality to him
>continue drinking water and staring out window
>"okay, anon, that's fine, so we're here to see if you'd be able to return to work, do you think that would be possible in the near future, say 2-6 weeks?"
>"doubt it"
>"8-12 weeks?"
>"i don't think so"
>"okay anon, we will go and concur our decision"
>ignore them as they walk out
>giggle to myself before they come back in 2 minutes later
>manager looks sad now, "anon, we decided to terminate your employment here"
>smile at them and finish glass of water
>HR woman tells me they will give me 4 weeks pay and holiday pay and says "i'm sure that will help with bills and such"
>"of course it will"
>"do you have anything else to say anon?"
>after waiting for awkward silence i say "no" in the most monotone autist voice i can muster
>do you need help being shown out?
>perk up and say "oh yes please, miss, thank you very much"
>she shows me out and makes awkward small talk, probably thinking i am a fucking retard who now deserves to be a resident in one of their homes
>"i wish you the best, anon"
>"thank you"
dunno why i did it
>>29284931
I don't know how to bring it up without hurting her feelings. The smell is unbearable though. It's kind of like shit mixed with musty armpits, mildew and drying bleach
>>29284925
I feel the same except they fired me because I didn't have a diploma.I got my GED a week later and they still refused to take me back.
>>29285007
>tardwranggler
I also have crippling depression cheer me up with some stories m8 please?
>>29285007
They were being a lot nicer to you than you deserved.
>>29285007
Is it too soon to request a tardtale or two?
>>29285021
>her
You're fucked.
Also be sure to make sure it isn't actually you who smells. This happened to me once...
>>29284427
>I don't hate everyone here just because I don't engage with you socially. It has nothing to do with you. I just feel comfortable being alone. It's not that complicated.
why can't normies comprehend this?
I'm also applying for a job. no calls yet. Tried sonic, walmart, little cesars, some sportsware store, chick fil meh. nothing
>>29285007
>tardwrangler
literally had a lungfull of juice as i read that, thanks a lot buddy ;(
>that manager who always comments on how quiet you are works today
Why is every HR person a woman.
>tfw just worked through my two breaks because I don't want to be around other people
>>29285066
It ain't me bruh. Everyone else knows she stinks too
>>29285007
Will you get fucked over money-wise?
>>29285099
Fill the quota or boss step-daughters friend need a job
>>29285128
Might be a job for the manager/boss.
>it's a "working with that petite coworker you could easily pick up and jackhammer today" episode
>>29285007
>i've been off work for 7 months with depression
>>29285099
Because women are friendlier, more socially-aware, have better emotional intelligence and are better at dealing with people. So they are naturally suited for HR roles.
Or maybe female HR recruiters only hire other women.
>>29284141
Im a fucking asshole at work. Im literally not nice to anyone. Im a line cook in a pub but everyone I work with knows not to fuck around or get in my way. Im sure they hate me but the qt servers like me and so does the boss so idgaf what those troglodytes think about me in the kitchen.
>>29285060
yes, they were - my manager loved me and i have no idea why i acted like that but i couldn't stop myself
>>29285058
>>29285064
okay sure
>go to supermarket with 3 of the more "placcid" residents
>it's my like 2nd week so i'm not with the hardcore shitfucks yet who bite and beat the shit out of people
>i am with a black resident, who later became my "key resident"
>he has a dumb white guy name and only says "hotdog" and repeats it about 1000 times a day
>i digress
>the other support worker i am with is teaching me how to work
>i have already figured out she is not a good support worker and i am already better at my job than her but i am civil and allow her to feel big for a few more days
>she takes the other 2 residents to find some shit
>i take black resident to go get some sweets
>he takes 5 minutes "choosing" things
>when i say choosing i mean moving his hands around in the air like a negro shaman doing a voodoo ritual whilst chanting "hotdog"
>go to find other support worker
>hear her using her "stern voice"
>the girl she is with has taken her shoes off
>the guy she is with has picked up a fish from the fishmonger section and is now swinging it around his head like he's one of them olympic ball throwers
>the female support workers goes over to deal with him
>i am walking over at this moment and realise female support worker has left the female tard to do whatever she wants whilst she unfucks her fuckup
>female tard has now taken her bottoms off and is now groping a pedestrian, she also has her leggings around her ankles and is wearing an adult diaper
this was actually a huge fuck up and i managed to unfuck it up and that's why i did well in this job, but whatever
>>29285137
i'll be fine
>>29285165
you're on r9k what do you expect fag
I really dont want to be a fucking wage slave anymore. An introvert should not work at a call center talking to people all day.
Whats an easy to make phone game idea, that will make me some money
>>29285226
>he took off over half a year of work because he cries
Wakey wakey wageslavey.
Gotta go put food on the shelf for mr shekelberg.
>>29285007
>been off work for 7 months with depression
How can i do this, im depressed as fuck
>>29285226
>moving his hands around in the air like a negro shaman doing a voodoo ritual whilst chanting "hotdog"
God bless ye, generous anon
>>29284141
>when its only your 3rd day but the obvious work slut is already giving you cute nicknames
>when you're already gaining work bros but not sure if you would hang with them outside of work
I've been out of work for a year and I'm running out of cash. I apply to places every once in a while but I never pick up my phone. I have a voicemail full of job callbacks, but I don't want any of them. Soon I will have to bite the bullet and earn some cash.
>>29285315
>instantly getting friends and getting hit on by women
That's a feel that doesn't belong here.
There's the normal people who talk to each other, there's the literal retards who do no work, some have molested children, are detrimental in addition to being worthless.
I'm barely a step above the latter just by not talking to people.
>>29285007
>i've been off work for 7 months with depression
teach me your ways
never had the courage to open up to HR or to my coworkers. i dont want to be "that depressed guy".
>>29285358
just as you've never belonged anywhere
>>29285456
Fuck away faggot. I'm sure your baiting is not good so just fuck away out of here.
>>29285123
You seem cute. I'd share anime girls with you at work.
>"anon, i've never met someone whos gotten yelled at as much as you do and hasn't gotten fired or quit yet"
t-thanks
>>29285230
Best suggestion i can give is to startvworking on anythung atvall,vand you'll come upvwith better ideasvas you go
>>29285483
struck a chord i see
>>29285429
i was actually pretty smart about this ruse, i am depressed, but i also wanted to be fired, so i used it to my advantage
>made friends with people at work
>in particular, the people who gossip to eachother and can't keep a secret
>act a certain way in front of manager
>take 1 week off with depression sick note from doctor
>have "return to work" meeting
>blabla i'm ok i think
>"we're here if you need to talk"
>go through with anything they say
>take a month off work with depression sick note
>work for a bretty long time without sick days
>around 9 months
>take week off with holidays, explaining i feel like i might be low again
>never come back to work
>comply with their rules
>eventually get fired
this was the onyl way for me to get fired without punching a resident's teeth out
i think my manager really believed there was something super fucked up with me because of how the 2 girls i befriended told him all the bullshit i fed them through the grapevine
>walk in on coworker getting head in a supply closet
>close door
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>get labelled as "the creepy pervert"
I feel like the guy in that one manga whose sister yells at him for walking in on her masturbating, then walks in on him masturbating and yells at him again. I just needed something out of the supply closet and now I'm a pervert. Fucking normies.
>>29285456
Sounds like you're finally figuring it out. Now leave.
>>29285226
MOAR PLEASE I LAFF'D M8
Have a picture of a cutie
>>29285524
Yeah because I'm sick of baiter baiting everything. What about the timing when it was about common communication of emotions and life memories.
>>29284141
>apply for job after working out arms
>everything looks like I have Parkinson's
>tfw coworkers hate me because I only do enough work to not get fired
Don't get paid enough to bust my ass to be honest family
>>29285552
I'm angry for you. How the fuck are YOU the pervert? They're the degenerates doing degenerate shit at work.
That kind of injust shit really pisses me off.
>>29285532
>giving them sweets
sounds about as safe as feeding a mogwai after midnight
>>29285622
wrong post but cbf fixing
>>29285618
She should be sucking YOUR dick for not telling the boss.
>work in fast food
>never talk to anyone
>figure i should try to be more confident and outgoing, start making small talk with all my coworkers
>nothing groundbreaking has happened, but notice that people laugh more at me than with me
>fast forward to today, a female coworker needs help reaching something
>"oh, anon can you help me?"
>i think this would be a great time to run some game
>i reply, "yea, but ill only do it for a kiss"
>she makes an disgusted, odd, confused face
>she leaves, doesn't even bother getting the napkin boxes
>feel awkward but end up going back to the grill
>have a talk with the general manager later about workplace sexual harassment
>im guarenteed branded as a wierdo work now
>realize that i should've played it off as a joke
how was your day, guys
>>29285524
You deserve to be shot in the head while your family is being raped in a limejuice pool, skinned.
I hope you get raped too while they dissect your body, only to finishy our faggot soul by shooting you in the head.
Worthless wagecuck bitch
>>29285593
We don't get paid enough to put up with their normie shit!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE it's not fair!
>>29285593
I firmly believe that an employer should get what they pay for. If they pay you the minimum wage then they should expect only minimum effort from you.
They get more as pay goes up
>>29285593
>tfw job is easy as fuck
>tfw everyone is chill and just does what they need to do
feels good man.
>>29285572
sure
>black resident i mentioned earlier is the tard in this story
>CQC is coming for a visit, they inspect stuff and make sure nobody is being abused/neglected
>blacktard has become more aggressive recently and his vocabulary has gotten bigger
>now says nigger, help me, mummy, chocolate biscuit
>when cqc is looking around i am with him in his bedroom
>my senior (who was a good guy but kind of stupid sometimes) tells me to keep him in his bedroom and out of the way of the inspector, just in case he acts a fool again
>but i have to leave the door ajar
>blacktard isn't that stupid and pretty much understands everything my senior says
>when inspector is leaving blacktard rushes at me and tries to punch me
>i do the usual wrist restraint (which causes as little pain as possible btw)
>he begins shouting "mummy!" out of his ajar
door with his big nigger lips
>i forgot to mention he is a pretty strongly built 6'0 stocky black guy, 19 yrs old at this point
>"MUMMY! HELP ME MUMMY! NIGGER! NIGGER! HELP ME HELP ME! I WANT CHOCOLATE BISCUIT! HOTDOG!"
>my senior rushes over and acts like it's a normal occurence
>have good laugh about it afterwards
this was when we were understaffed, that shit could have fucked the home's reputation
>>29285622
i know what you mean, but from my work with tards, each of them deserve sweets at different times, the guys we were with were pretty calm even if they didn't get what they wanted compared to the other guy
>>29285650
Eh. That mouth was on another dick just a moment ago. That's gross. And a good way to get diseases.
>>29285703
MoarboARDEMANDSmoarscrumpdiddlyumptiousmoar?
>>29285007
Have you looked into a wrongful termination suit? Depression should be covered by ADA, assuming you're a Merican
>they hired you as they're token "fat guy who lifts shit"
This actually exists. My brothers job description lists this
>>29285832
english friendo, not to mention my plan was to get fired, so i didn't have trouble getting on JSA and possibly other benefits (i don't plan to be on them long pls don't hate me)
>>29285753
dude i'm trying to think of a good enough story but i'm really tired - maybe another day i will make a thread after compiling a bunch of stories, cause i do have some in my noggin
>>29285671
And that is why they will fire you for the first Mexican with a believable id.
>>29285658
>tfw this is probably a joke post but i've actually thought about saying things like this before
so fucking glad i wasn't ballsy enough to do it
>>29285099
I'm a HR professional (male) and I agree with this, its so frustrating. However, guys can be more firm so bosses sometimes hire male HR workers in tougher environments.
