title. spill the fuckin' beans.
well I've had girls talk to me a few times over these last 28 years
>>29283134
I went to a movie with a girl, we made out in my car and she rubbed my dick through my pants.
She wasn't pretty enough to get me hard.
>>29283134
She was about to sit on my dick but I came just before thanks to the blowjob
That was 8 years ago
>>29283134
One time I spoke to a chick at my job
I got her number and she said she had a boyfriend
No joke during the process I was assaulted by an image of my jealous waifu anyway so I guess I would have done something retarded and sabotaged it if it went forward. I'm dumb
>pic related it's my waifu
>>29283134
A girl gave me a handjob on the bus when I was 19.
I'll be 32 this year.
>>29283134
Was in my bed with her making out and feeling each other up. Froze up before going all the way.
This has happened with two different girls now. I blame it on getting molested by my teenage babysitter when I was 6. I have awful anxiety when it comes to sex.
A girl and I dryhumped a bunch of times at the end of high school. We never went past dry humping though and our whole interaction ended very badly.
>>29283134
was sexting a girl a lot (not even overexaggerating), she was gonna come over but changed her mind and friendzoned me
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29283422
dryhumping sucks after the first minute because your dick just gets raw
I have sex with a girl 5 times. I haven't talked to her in a while though, not sure the next time I'll ever get a chance like that again.
>>29283134
Talking about cuddling with my mommy gf on skype.im actually happy about this
>>29283134
The closest I've ever gotten was in senior year of high school.
A pretty girl had a crush on me for years. The problem? She was slow. Like, basically retarded slow so that she had to take a bunch of special classes.
Anyway, one day we ended up alone in a room together and she started kissing me. I kissed back, and before I knew it our clothes were halfway off and I was staring at her topless. I started to grope and kiss her boobs for a bit, and I could feel her hand reaching into my pants.
Something in me triggered, and I pulled back and stopped and said I couldn't do it, then we got dressed and left. She never came onto me again.
I think I was worried that "she couldn't give consent" and that I'd get into serious trouble if anyone found out, and because I didn't have a condom.
I'm still not sure to this day if I did the right thing, because that was over five years ago and I'm still a virgin (while she's not, she probably wasn't even then).
>>29283995
how slow are we talking? Like talks retarded and drools on herself? Or just basic shit like can't understand basic mathematics
>>29284040
The latter, she was pretty bad at basic things and couldn't read well. But she was pretty hot.
>out hunting for a new place to rent
>qt my age at nice house says roomies arent home several times while we talk.
>lets out dogs.
>shows me bedroom 5 different times in the tour and comments about her bed.
>too dense to realize what happened till im on my way home. FUUUUUUU
>>29283134
Started to get a BJ almost 9 years ago but I was so fucking hammered I couldn't even get a half boner. After a few minutes she just left the room and started crying without another word to me.
Never did figure out what exactly was up with that, other than me being an awkward faggot on top of it.
I've had likely opportunities to fuck more recently but was always too nervous to pursue them. Don't expect that to change any time soon.
>>29284138
Oh fuck I know that feel. I was denser than a harem anime protagonist in high school. It wasn't until years later that I realized I was actually pretty popular in most of HS, especially freshman year.
It took someone finally telling me outright on the last day of school to realize that a female friend was seriously interested in me for 2+ years.
>>29284254
Looking back I actually had a harem then didn't choose best girl. I want to slap younger me.
robot in me never got the hints. i thought one girl was underage. the other time i didn;'t have a condom and she was married.
i missed out with the same girl twice. i use to work at a grocery store. somebody told me she liked me i got nervous so i walked away from asking her number. the second time was like fiveish years apart, she changed her looks (contacts, straights hair) i had a brain injury. we didn't recognize each other.
>Hang out w/ girl I had a crush on all night at a bar.
>Asks me if I want to sleep at her place.
>Say no thanks, hug her, and go my way.
why
I kissed a girl in the woods, in the winter. Best day of my life, but there is no way that could have led to sex.
Closest I had to sex was a fat female friend of mine repeatedly asking me to come over to her house to look at stars with her. I didn't know that she wanted the dick back then. Now it seems painfully obvious.
The closest I've ever gotten is hanging out with a girl for a while and she starts getting physically closer and mimicking me.
I can't physically flirt though. There's like a mental barrier that stops me.
>>29284759
Oh wow, even I cringed a bit.
>>29284888
Actually I tell a lie.
I think the closest was when a drunk girl at Uni invited me over to her room, gave me food, and started chatting to me about shit.
I was just trying to socialise. She wasn't pretty or anything. Just ended up playing her guitar for a while, thanked her for the food and the chat and went on my way.
She was a drunkard though so I'm not too bothered. Funnily enough, she cleaned up her act and started working for the university so when I met her next year, (I had to do an extra year) I just felt really awkward.
A grill told me she loved me at high school graduation, but I was wary of relationships (still am, still have never entered one), and moving out in a week
>>29283782
Same thing happened to me, I'm assuming it's because she felt bad sexting with me when she had a boyfriend
Some people count it but I'm guessing you robots wont. I did some trib play with girls during sleep overs all throughout high school. Pretty much from my freshmen year all the way til my junior when she graduated I would sleep over and screw around with her all night.as for my experience with guys I poked a guys dick once who was passed out at a party when I was 20.
>>29284834
>fat female friend of mine repeatedly asking me to come over to her house to look at stars with her.
she probably meant these
>>29285239
>did some trib play with girls during sleep overs all throughout high school.
>Pretty much from my freshmen year all the way til my junior when she graduated I would sleep over and screw around with her all night.
what the fuck anon. That sounds like literal gay sex to me, unless I'm missing something. I find myself struggling to believe this is real. No way these things actually happen irl... r-r-r-right?
>>29283782
>>29285180
This is why you try to get pity sex as soon as it's offered, before they change their minds (usually by suddenly getting a new boyfriend).
A lot of girls have feels for sob stories, so long as they're true and/or can't be easily disproven. But this only really works in the high school years, and peters off every fast once you get into the twenties. High school is the best and easiest time to get sex because girls are still experimenting and growing, and them feeling sorry for you (temporarily) boosts you up in their eyes.
I lost my virginity to a 9/10 girl in the 11th grade after one of my uncles died, who I made a great deal about being my favorite uncle and ho depressed I was that he was gone (when I didn't even know him, in fact). And not long after that I was in her house and her bed, with her on top of me telling me she'll "make me feel better". And she did, dear fucking god she did.
Don't push your luck though, most likely you'll only be able to have sex with one girl, and only once. The pity sex because of dead person ploy really only works once, and I never had the nerve to try it or something like it again.
>>29285395
Yeah should've done that, it really sucks too because she loved my cock and the sex would've been great she was 10/10 qt I'm the guy that replied to the first guy by the way
>>29285481
you fucked up breh
