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>at doctors office today >constantly asked by doctors and
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>at doctors office today
>constantly asked by doctors and receptionists "were my guardain is"
>have to explain I'm a 24 years old and don't need someone to take me to the doctor
>because its been forever since I been there they take my weight and height
>find out I'm actually an inch shorter than I thought I was
>Instead of being a towering 5'3" i'm really a tiny 5'2"
>receptionist offers me candy on the way out then remembers I'm not a kid

Is there anything worse than being a short baby faced guy? cant go anywhere without getting carded.
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seems like that can really get to you if everyday interactions are like that.

Stay strong fellow manlet
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>5'2"
I'm sorry anon.
I really am.
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Is your dick tiny too?
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>>29279694
You could pick up babes at the local playground and nobody would suspect a thing since they would all think you're a kid. This is how evolution works my friend.
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>>29279820
I'm about 5 and a half inches long. Chicks think its pretty big because of how it looks proportionality.
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wear really long pants and wear moon shoes
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every psych, physician, endocrinologist, surgeon, gp and nurse asks if i have a boyfriend.

i'm a guy.
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>>29279955

if girls have seen your dick you don't belong here faggot, leave
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>>29280036
you realize that girls saw your dick while you were a baby right? do you think they closed their eyes while changing your diaper?
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>>29279694
Funny thing I was ask for I.D when buying cough medicine. I was 21.

Doctors have commented on my high voice. I still have the voice of a 12 year old.
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>>29280062

you didn't have a 5 and a half inch dick when you were a baby retard
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>Flying from France to America, randomly selected for a pat down
>Security screener asks if my guardian has already boarded in barely intelligible English
>Caught off guard, just say "I'm 21"

At least I'm 6'1.
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>all these robots being asked "where their guardian is" thinking they're being mistaken for being underage
>being completely unaware of how visibly autistic they are
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>Always thought I was 5'8"
>Get measured for the first time in my adult life
>Am 5'10"
Still a manlet but I'll fucking take it.
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OP are you at least asian? Shit man, people are used to asians being short but if you're a white, brown, or god forbid black manlet IT'S OVER
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