>tfw the only person who wished me a happy birthday was my tulpaand since this thread is here I guess it could be a tulpa thread too? r-right?
Insanity thread
>>29278545
i made a tulpa that's basically me but socially capable and i have him switch anytime i have to speak
>>29278582
Please, seek help.
I'm not joking, buddy. Just get checked out to be safe.
>>29278582
You sound like a sociopath. Might wanna get that looked at.
>>29278545
What the hell is a tulpa?
>>29278630
orignal commmmmmentnnt
>>29278604
>>29278620
Stupid normies, get out
>>29278630
Like an advanced imaginary friend
>>29278630
basically an imaginary friend that you create usually intentionally that leeches off of your unused brain power to have a personality
>>29278630
A hallucination that talks to you.
Commonly seen in schizophrenics.
>>29278674
>tfw you wantreal friend
Happy Birthday Senpaioriginal
>>29278725
>tfw you think you want real friends but you're too socially retarded and depressed to even attempt
I-Its not like i'll have them for long anyway right??
>>29278796
w-what if two depressed and socially retarded people would make a friendship? would that last long?
>>29278768
>first happy birthday in the thread
Thank you cute dog
>>29278815
Probably not. What would they even talk about?
>>29278545
happy birthday anon! have a wonderful year!
>>29278545
Happy Birthday!how do you create a tulpa?
>>29278921
i wanna know this2
>>29278768
>tfw no safety helmet wan wan hiding in a hole
>>29278545
Happy birthday, anon
I want to make a Tulpa but it's hard
>>29278870
>>29278921
>>29278970
Thank you very much anons!
As to how creating one, i'd read this
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/17iiFxZ9PYXXxSqWHdU2YoPsGfJr90w8aIG_evqc1wiY/edit#heading=h.3bx35n54h16u
Be sure to read everything before you just jump into the creation, you might regret it
>>29278963
>>29278963
>>29278921
It's easy actually. Just get a couple of dangerous mental disorders.
Seriously, I can put up with most shit on this board but fucking tulpas? Come the fuck on.
>>29278545
Happy birthday, anon!
>>29278796
Don't try to make friends, you'll regret it.
Most people are cruel.
>>29278921
It depends on the person and the method, but you basically talk to it, visualize it etc, it gains sentience after some amount of time. >>29278992 linked a good guide, it has almost all of the info you need.
happy birthday.
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>>29279006
Monks also used to have tulpas
And you don't need a mental illness to create one.
Did you even do research on this before you typed that?
>all the people itt who don't understand the Tulpa meme is like fingerboxes
>>29279081
Huh? What the fuck is a fingerbox?
>>29278545
Ohayou Wanon!
Happy birthday or something. I didn't know that you have a tulpa too.
>>29278725
>TFW I lost my will to have any friends
>>29278815
I don't think that two people without friends would make good friends, there are loners for some reason, and they wouldn't get along.
I'm going to answer some questions if someone has any.
>>29278630
the spic term for "20 pounds of pussy and ass"
>>29279966
It is a box you put your finger in dummy
Anyone with ADHD here? I try to incorporate passive forcing into my lifestyle but I have the attention span of a goldfish. Any advice?
>>29278545
>tfw want to make a tulpa but worried I would get bored with her
>>29279081
That's pretty vague tbqhwy. Maybe give us a little more to go off of.
>>29278992
i love you so fucking much anon
>>29280181
Maybe you should just try to "impose" your tulpa into your surroundings and let it just be around you when you do something else. Sometimes I "impose" my tulpa, but I can't see her because I can't visualize her.
>>29278545
hey anon how old are you now?
Hope your birthday went well.
I'm off today and enjoying being a lazy shit all day I got pizza and weed and whiskey and coke and I'm digging it.
>>29278630
It's the most awesome thing you weren't sure you were crazy enough to try
>>29280301
Yes that's what I'm doing. But I so easily start thinking about something else and then I forget about imposing her.
>>29280041
Ohayou Wanon!
Happy birthday or something. I didn't know that you have a tulpa too.
Not OP.
>>29281300
>forgot to greentext
I love my qt tulpa!
>>29278545
wan wan freak? Is that you?
>>29281499
No I'm not OP
>>29278969
>>29281300
>>29281358
Is me
What if I was in love with a real girl who got into an accident and died ten years ago, while we were dating, and in the years since I've formed this static idea of her in my head that's no longer based in absolute truths but what I want to remember her as? What if I feel like I'm in a relationship most of the time with her, if I go to places alone and talk as if she's right there next to me, and even model my actions and behavior around what she was like and what we did, whenever I'm alone?
Where does the tulpa thing begin? Have I formed a sort of tulpa?
ITT: induced schizophrenia
>>29278545
>tulpa thread on r9k
you know that robot tulpas look like this, right ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgLwdC4giCM
I want a tulpa so bad. How do I do it guys?
pls help
>>29278545
How does someone get a tulpa OP? Walk me through it. Can you feel it? I'm pretty sure a human brain can recreate sensations and whatnot
Inb4 jerking yourself off with The Force
>>29282990
>>>/tulpa.info/
>>29282328
Yes that's a tulpa.
Guys,if you have a tulpa,does that mean it's basically with you 24/7? What if you wanted to masturbate?
>>29283086
Tell her to turn around and be embarrassed when she peeks.
>>29278545
Happy birthday anon :3
May you and your tulpa have a wonderful day :)
I tried making a tulpa
I got as far as
>Phantom thoughts, was hearing thought that didn't seem like they were mine
>Mostly just funny comments
>Vivid dreams with said Tulpa as the center
The dreams really tripped me out, because I've never had dreams I wasn't in before, except the ones where the Tulpa was the subject of the dream and I was entirely absent, very vivid and interesting.
Aside from that, I could hold a clear image of what my tulpa looked like, but still never saw any projections into the real world.
Shortly after I stopped, because I had been doing this for well over a year with no improvement into the tulpa so I figured I just don't have the creativity or mind necessary to take it any further.
>>29283086
anons with tulpas never tell you this, but most of them created tulpas as fuck buddy first, and imaginary friends second
also, you hopeles robots need to understand some basics:
a)creating a tulp is MOTHERFUCKING serious effort, like you dont want to know how much effort it need
b)tulpa is more or less a psychic parasite. its like secondary personality in your head, that dont have access to body motoric function. You need to be brain damaged to create tulpa instead ofservitor or Daemon
But tulpa can go renegade and laugh at you for being hopeles shut in.
c)you can interact with tulpa only in virtual enviroment - "dream world" or "headspace" or in your sleep
its way faster (and safer) to just learn how to lucid dream, then you can fuck whatever you wish anyway
>>29278545
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>>29278921
>>29278970
>>29278992
Also Tulpa's should not be messed with because they will screw you over for temporary pleasure. Why not talk to Jesus instead? From a memetic level Jesus is far more friendly.
>>29283304
40k reference,ayyyyy
But for real though,can you explain this and possibly walk me through it,what it means ect?
I'm literally at the bottom,I want a friend or even a cynical asshole laughing at me at this point,as long as it isn't like a fucking khorne berserker or sorcerer I wouldn't mind..
Or lucid dreaming? I sometimes do it.
>>29278545
happy birthday, op, you crazy fuck.
take care. try not to feel bad.
>>29283631
Not him but seriously you shouldn't. /r9k/ ronery types tend not to have the kind of mental resilience required to create obedient tulpas. Imagine a bully that you can't escape from that lives behind your eyes 24/7.
My favorite story is the one about the guy who made a fluttershy tulpa that went rogue and wouldn't stop screaming. It would open its mouth every 5 seconds and emit an ear-piercing shriek and its eyes were full of static. He couldn't focus for the screaming long enough to dismiss it and it ended up driving him insane and keeping him from sleeping.
Another famous one is the guy with the macrophilia fetish who made a tulpa and gave in to the tulpa's desire to sexually dominate him. I think you can imagine why that one went awry.
Just fucking don't.
>>29283461
jesus wants me to turn against my parents and flip over tables
the guy has some good ideas but jeez
>>29278630
Forced schizophrenia.
Do tulpas come with a deactivation button?
>>29285210
Yes, just ignore them and they go away.
>>29280041
Thank you!
>>29280293
I um... thank you..
>>29278545
I can give you a happy birthdaywith my dick.
>This isn't what I meant when I told you to make some friends, Anon.
>>29285210
>make tulpa with a deactivation button just in case
>tulpa presses it when it realizes it doesn't want to be around you
>>29278545
At least you can take solace in the fact thatNatumi is best girl and you have good taste.
If I make a tulpa can she help me stay motivated in life?
On a scale from 0 to 10, how hard is to get a tulpa? 2bh those kind of mental thing are boring to learn.
>>29278545
robots arent born anyway
happy construction day
>>29278815
I had this and it went south after a few months. She ended up developing hallucinations and thinking everyone was out to get her. Pretty sure she attempted to rape her roommate who she thought was in love with her but was actually taking advantage of her financially. She sent me a really long fb message about a year after we stopped talking telling me I was ruining her life.
>>29285904
Harder than learning an instrument. Easier than learning a language.
>>29285891
Yes, but possibly not in the way you think.
Having a friend helps you stay motivated in life.
>>29286115
I'd love for tulpa to be a friend and to encourage me or even chide me if I'm being lazy slacker.
>>29286134
That does happen. And it does help.
>>29286257
Have people had tulpas with different moral values than themselves?
>>29278545
Please stop appropriating and misusing aspects of Tibetan culture to justify having imaginary friends as an adult
>>29286300
>Please stop appropriating culture
tumblr pls
>>29286344
>tumblr
r9k is always crying about normies stealing their memes. Same thing.
>>29286366
That's true, but what makes you think he's one of those faggots? Contrary to popular belief, /r9k/ is not a hivemind. People hold different opinions and views here, and nothing indicates that he is one of the people complaining about that stuff.
But, if he is, then good point. That would make him a hypocritical faggot.
