>Being short is no disadvantage
I'm 5'3" and have gotten 3 girlfriends by now. One of them approached me on Myspace and seduced me with pictures of her butt, saying she'd love to be my gf. It's not that hard if you're not autistic.
>>29278575
>It's not that hard if you have a pretty face
Fixed your text there.
>>29278654
Of course, faggot. What do you expect? Girls are supposed to be attracted to you if you have nothing attractive? If you don't have the genetics you better have the money or the personality. Otherwise, deal with it and stop being a petulant child.
>>29278438
B-But I like talking to people whose boobs are in my face :)
>>29278575
go away. Let them wallow in their forced meme. Hopefully one or two will kill themselves eventually
>>29278575
>>29278575
>It's just a meme, it's just a meme, it's just a meme
If you're happy and have a girlfriend, how come you're here?
>>29279075
>every single person that posts here must be a sad desperate loner. There's no other possibility, at all, no siree bob!
>>29279350
There is literally no reason for you to come here if you aren't a robot.
What's wrong with having a guy's face in your boobs?
>>29279438
I come here for the lols.
- t. 6'3", 7x5.5 Chad
>>29279438
>There is literally no reason for you to come here if you aren't a robot.
There literally, LITERALLY, liter a lly LITERREmemeRERERALY is a reason to come here if I'm not a robot.
My reason is to have fun. If you don't believe me, suck a dick? Or two? Please?
>>29278705
and you don't have any of those either
maybe there is hope for us after all :^)
>>29279555
I do, actually. I have a good looking face and my personality isn't obnoxious. Sorry loserbro, catch ya later!
>>29279579
>my personality isn't obnoxious.
>>29279615
But, but I promise! It isn't! Please believe me, frogposter! I need your approval senpai
>>29279636
that's a little bitout of your reach
>>29279733
Why. I will do anything. Post your paypal so I can give you my paycheck. It's not much, but getting the acceptance of frogposter on 4chan is priceless. Experiences make us happy, not money.
>>29278438
>that image
>anonymous poster
>had to point out that they're female
