>teheheee anon I always watched you walk by the last few months, now we finally meet for real
wat do
360 degrees turn and walk away
>>29278160
>Anime is finally real
Take me with you stranger
>Bulge
Nope.
>mall near campus
>girl at mall that always dressed in anime
>usually soon at Borders (a book store like Barnes and Noble)
>I'm there too to read comics, manga, and info books while waiting for class
>one day she walks up to me dressed up as Rikka from chunnibyou (minus the eye patch) as I'm walking out of the mall to class
>she says she has been noticing the manga I have been reading the past couple of days and says I have good taste (really all I've been doing is picking up Volume 1 of whatever manga seems popular or unique)
>she goes into detail about what she loves about each manga and asks me if I go to conventions
>every time I go there she asks if she could sit with me while we read manga
>she's super annoying and makes commentary about whatever she's reading
>can barely read because she's so distracting
>she gives me her phonenumber and I'm nice to tell her to leave me alone
>calls me at every night to talk about her family problems, friend drama, and anime
I really do not care about 90 percent of the things she talks about. It's not like she ever gives me time to talk. She won't shut up. The phonecalls last for hours.
>>29278236
Are you seriously fucking retarded? Like holy shit
>>29278287
*I'm too nice to tell her to leave me alone
>>29278160
>that house far in the distance
you want sum fuk huh?
>>29278298
Are you seriously fucking new? Like holy shit
Why the fuck can't this happen in America?
>>29278331
>Not knowing this meme
>Taking the bait
Oh boy
>>29278331
Are you the one who's new? Holy fuckor am I the one who's new?[/spoiler
>>29278287
I've got you covered, bro. Look up "polydactyly" on google images (pic related) and send her nothing but that. She'll leave you alone soon enough.
Bonus points if you send it with strange messages like "oh baby u want to lick my 16 toes ;)". Best case scenario, she'll accept and you bang. Worst case scenario, she backs off and you're happy again. It's a win either way!
>>29278329
I think that's a barn you moron
>>29278387
>tfw footfag and this image gave me boner
>>29278298
Ayooooo the summer is here
https://youtu.be/USvMWm-ZqvQ
>>29278390
>not recognizing a barn as a house
do you even america?
>>29278610
>living in a barn
Country bumpkins need to leave
>>29278160
I always wanted to buy one of these so I could stalk beta /jp/ boys and molest them.
Preferably a sailor moon or 2hu one.
>>29278236
degrees is a full circle you fucking retard
>>29280015
Can someone photoshop that image so on the ingredients list it says like cup of chlorine and cup of bleach?
