how can I make my penis bigger
a girl saw it last week (erect) and said it's the smallest she's ever seen in her entire life and called it baby sized
I still hear her giggle echoing in my head as she is pointing at it and literally can't stop laughing
what should I do?
How big is that senpai
>>29277187
get obese boogey tier fat
lose weight
repeat
literally only thing that grows it.
Anyone else get kinda sick of looking at other men's dicks?
>>29277187
How did a girl see it? What was the situation?
> the fucking zippo lighter
>>29277211
>never held a lighter
>>29277234
I don't smoke senpai
that looks like 3 inches
>>29277187
did you fug her at least?
why she saw your dick??
>>29277187
Buy a onahole and use it daily, guaranteed inches
>>29277230
that's not a zippo lighter
>>29277274
it is
>>29277211
3", that is the size of a standard lighter
>>29277299
>did you fug her at least?
kek no, obviously didn't, but she told all her Stacey friends
>>29277248
you don't have to smoke to have held a lighter.
you've never lit a candle, started a fire, used a gas stove? etc
>>29277222
That doesn't grow it. Fat covers your cock, as you get bigger you don't notice that your cock is slowly getting smaller. When you lose weight you'll see that your cock has gone back to normal size, but to you it will look bigger than it was before. But of course it will still be small.
>>29277230
>click lighter
>zippo
what unknown type of b8 is this
>>29277187
Looks cute desu, I'd suck on it like a popsicle.
>>29277316
>kek no, obviously didn't, but she told all her Stacey friends
so why did she saw you dick?
>but she told all her Stacey friends
told you fucked her or told them you got small benis?
>>29277320
im not a degenerate senpai
>>29277320
I use those longer style of lighters.
>>29277316
Oh jeez anon, d-did she seem nice beforehand? I'm scared of this happening to me.
fuck kidsor get really good at cunnilingus
>>29277187
I am a girl and I am sorry but I had to laugh about it.
I have no idea what to tell you lol.
>>29277335
t-told them something like I have a smaller erect penis than a baby's flaccid one
>>29277335
>so why did she saw you dick?
>>29277299
>why she saw your dick??
>>29277227
>How did a girl see it? What was the situation?
she was, well.. kind of, molesting me..
>>29277357
>d-did she seem nice beforehand?yes, she looked sweet and caring at first
>>29277373
>I am a girl and I am sorry but I had to laugh about it.
but why
>>29277187
Stay away from girls, unless you want to get hurt.
>>29277316
Damn dude, that's rough.
>Pic relatedYou might not want to look at it
damn that's a small penis. there is nothing you can do, except try to not seem bothered when someone makes a small penis joke. you should definitely lose weight and shave to make it look as big as possible if you're going to be showing it to people, but really that is probably too small to satisfy a woman & basically you're fucked and should only have angry sex with prostitutes because women that aren't cruel like the one you met will just be lying to you.
>>29277373
I am too and if rubbing myself and sticking my fingers in there can get me off so can a 3" dick.
It's shaped funny though OP
>>29277424
It's not entirely about getting off. Small penises already come with a certain shut-in mentality. And it also destroys the overal image of a man if the proportions are off.
This is not a man. It's a boy, that will never become one, unless penis transplants happen.
>>29277187
>length and width of a bic
Dude fug
I think that even with surgery, you'll max out at 4 inches. See if you're at least long enough to hit the g spot, I guess?
why the hell are white and american girls so mean?
nobody chooses what size penis they were born with. sure having a bigger cock feels more "filling" of sorts but sex with a small penis can feel good if the guy knows what he's doing. try having sex because you like someone for who they fucking are for a change instead of a competition circlejerk of who fucked the biggest dick, fucking cunts.
>>29277417
>bottom <1% in both lenght and circumference
what the
actual
fuck
is this real?
>>29277467
Because they can? But to be fair, everyone is mean, not just girls. And not just towards small penises, but literally everyone. It's criticism. The only difference is that most people keep it to themselves.
Then, there are the vocal ones, who don't actually lie, but society always told you it's better to lie to not to hurt others. Well.
>>29277389
I dont know It just looks funny , I am sorry anon but this is honestly a small penis.
>>29277461
Caring about penis size is one of the most childish things a guy can angst over.
It doesn't matter. The damn thing is used for sex, pissing, and masturbation. It's not a measuring stick of someone's worth.
>>29277222
This guy cares...trips so he's gotta be telling the truth too.
>>29277468
No, the bell curve is seriously fucked.
I'm average, there's no fucking way I'm in the top 12% lengthwise and top 2% girthwise
>>29277468
Provided dick size is normally distributed, then yes. Sorry bro.
>>29277527
See above.
>>29277519
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3542296/Penis-size-important-women-Researchers-say-important-man-s-height.html
science says it is
>>29277527
that makes it even worse
if you are average and it tells you that you are big
I'm small and it tells me I'm even tinier than I thought
you see what I mean?
>>29277468
This thread is really stroking my ego. Love all the smallcucks stressing while i'm >70%.
>>29277187
SMALL
WHITE
"_____"
fill in the blank
>>29277187
>what should I do?
what can you do? go ahead and fine someone that doesn't care. otherwise nothing
>>29277560
>social "science"
>real science
pick one
>>29277599
>Fill in the blank
"Boiii"
>>29277417
13x11. could be worse I guess
>>29277599
Welcome to japan! :D
>>29277501
Fuck you, whore. As a malethat's, fortunately, better endowed, there is nothing funny about OP's situation. Thanks tosubpeople like you, people like OP live in a constant state of shame and deprivation, knowing full well that they will never achieve success with women thanks to the fact that a) their confidence has been shattered by b) immature fucks like you that think this is funny. kys
>>29277332
the "woops typo" one
My dick is 4 inches max, any chance i have with a woman?
Maybe I can still enjoy sex if I can find a dom woman to fuck my ass with a strapon while my small cock is in chastity. Better than nothing I guess.
>>29277187
Become lil dicky
>>29277724
Depends on if you can compensate for it in another way or not.
>>29277417
Wait so my 14 cm girth are good!!??
>>29277724
My dick's 5 inches and I don't. probably not fAm
>>29277724
Depends. You can still get a girlfriend, since conquering women doesn't require showing your dick around at all.
The question is, can you keep her as a dicklet?
>>29277417
Pure bullshit, i'm 18 and 14, there's no way i'm so high compared to other people
>>29277777
Fuck. The quints have spoken.
>>29277187
Man, I am so sorry.
>>29277770
Have you even tried? What's your story?
>>29277187
White """"men""""
This is why you all hate blacks, right? Because you cant even compete?
>>29277417
>cm
I want foreignfags to leave
>>29277793
Provided dick size is normally distributed (and there's good reason to assume it is) then you really are that high compared to others.
>>29277837
Yes once, some years ago. Was liked by a new girl in my then social circle, brought her over for the weekend, fooled around eventually showed her penis - already erect - she laughed and said called it cute etc. only got a handjob since she wasn't in the mood. Later on got laughed at by everyone because she told them I have a small pens. Have not bothered sine.
>>29277187
Get a really big car
>>29277187
>that white cool dick that happens to be small
OH GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>29277389
because you have a small penis and you are posting it on the internet lol.
Why would you do something like that????????????
>>29277909
w-what?
someone explain this post
>>29277938
because I'm anonymous here, it doesn't matter
White men cannot compete
Just kys now
>>29277988
I dont know its crazy for me I would never post my vagina here.
>>29277890
Sounds like a really bad starting experience, I would freak the hell out too. But I have the same measurements as you, and I can safely tell you that there are girls, who don't care, at least, not as long as you are in their range.
Hint: go for the smaller, shut-in (body-shy) girls.
>>29277851
>>29278051
>There was only one study of 320 men in Negroids and two studies of 445 men in Mongoloids. There are no indications of differences in racial variability in our present study, e.g. the study from Nigeria was not a positive outlier.
>Source: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full
Daily reminder that cuck fags are mentally ill and need to kill themselves.
>>29278113
Tell it to the smile on this girls face, whiteboi
If i were white i would kill myself
Have you ever noticed white dicks looks like a pigs tail?
post your own dick then instead of other men you fucking ape
>how can I make my penis bigger
Any method of trying to make your penis bigger runs the risk of damaging your penis.
Find a woman with a tiny vagina. This is really not as crazy a suggestion as it sounds.
Using his dick as shade on a hot summer day
>>29277406
Or he could also find a girl who will love him for his personality and cares more about love and tenderness and will accept his small penis just as he might accept some things about her that might not meet some preconceived ideal.
That is actually a thing.
>>29278178
>>29278188
>>29278195
>Porn stars are representative of real life
Always remember that cuckposters are this retarded.
>>29278253
c'mon lil nigglet post your own dick instead of worshiping other men
>>29278255
This is a meme and you know that
>see no evil
>speak no evil
>>29278272
>>29278224
>he wants to see my BBC
Why are white "men" so gay? Is it GMO 's? Jew propaganda? Estrogen in the water? Someone please let me know
>>29278334
>he keeps worshipping other apes' dicks
>calls me gay for calling him out on his bullshit
does your mouth water when you see big cocks or what?
Dicks with wider girth than her little white wrists
>>29278285
No, it's not.
It's a real thing.
The social engineering memes are what are slowly killing it, but it's still a real thing.
>>29278366
>>29278334
>>29278288
>>29278253
>>29278195
>>29278188
>>29278178
>>29278051
>>29277851
>this faggot actually have all these cuck pics saved
>>29277417
what people here seem to forget is that there are 1,4 billion people in china and 1,3 billion people in india
>>29278398
There's no racial variability in dick size, see: >>29278113
Those who want peace of mind, calmness and tranquility, stay away from women
>>29278368
but you have to be objective in finding someone who fits you. Sex is the most important part in keeping the relationship going, if they don't match it is going to be very miserable, no matter how much they are "in love"
>>29277230
Nigga this aint scrabble.
>>29278428
Uh, nope.
Ladies (ahahahah, as if) who may be lurking: do anal, buy some sexy outfits and be his slave in bed.
Guys: keep her on a tight leash and insult her now and then. Not a lot, just keep her from taking you for granted by reminding her of her flaws. Don't hesitate to finger her asshole and spit in her mouth in bed, never pull out or use condoms. Let her know she's your property.
You're welcome, people.
Just develop a fetish for small penis humilation and be prepared to use some big dildos on your gf.
>>29278540
Or, I dunno, stay home and let your girl fuck a guy like me while you use those dildos on yourself.
Jeeesus
>>29278514
you still need to have a some match, keeping her in check is a must anyway. Having a girl who has an objectively matching personality and sex fit will make marrieage be less of a burden than if you consider her a cum dump. It's not about her, it's about your mental well being.
>tfw 18 cm
>tfw curved
>tfw never had sex and don't know if it's good or bad to be downside curve, allways looks like im half hard, hate it
>>29278555
I never said to consider her a cumdump.
I'll tell my girl I love her while I'm fuckinf her in the ass, I'm not some kind of monster. My suggestions assumed chemistry. I mean, why would anybody want to hold on to some slut who takes it in the ass and lets you spit in her mouth without chemistry?
>>29278574
18 cm is average
>>29278574
>tfw 23 cm
>tfw curved upwards
Did I win the genetic lottery?
>>29278581
it isn't, had a gay friend he was about 14cm
>>29278627
How many centimeters is 8 inches?
Is OP an Asian?
Must be an Asian
>>29277389
>she was, well.. kind of, molesting me..
kill your self sempai, do it now.
>>29278627
>16,5cm curved upward dick
>tfw my dick is bigger than the average in italy, where my ancestors came from
>>29278670
but why
pls no bully
>>29278627
>French people have 16 inch penises
wow
>>29278334
stop posting ape dick you faggot
>>29278639
20 centimeters
original
>>29278627
>hung-aryans
my penis is 2 inches bigger then that and im 13 thank you for the confidence and for the advice i would kill yourself
>>29278639
20cm = 7.8
so somewhere in between 20 and 21
>>29278686
You should have been inside her within seconds of the interaction starting. Letting a woman manhandle you?
You have brought shame upon your gender. There is but one honorable path now.
>>29277187
u wot m8uwotblox
>>29278727
I'm okay with this.
8 inches SOUNDS bigger to me, though. A centimeter is tiny.
>>29278732
>mutilated
Everytime
Find yourself a partner who doesnt like penetrative sex
>>29278732
what the fuck, look at the difference
how
>>29278756
Mine's 8" and pretty thick and I've been told it's "very suckable" "the nicest looking dick (she) has seen" and that it "doesn't look disgusting" (lesbian said that to me once)
But I won't post pics because people on here have been assholes over my face pics. Can't handle my face, can't handle my dick. :P
>>29278822
who cares, just post dick faggot
>>29278812
>tfw girls consider the one on the right literally average
wakemeupsinside.jpg
>>29278822
well, mine is 9" long and 7" around
you have know idea how many girls want to suck it
I'm literally harassed on a daily basis, by multiple women because of this
>>29278540
Ugly dick. Literally just a blob, awful silhouette
>>29278861
No, that's my dangerzone.
Momma warned me about people like you, anon.
>tfw reaching the base of the lighter's button
Good thing I'm a virgin. If some bitch laughed me out when she saw it i'd legit kill myself.
>>29278822
And? If it's mutilated, don't even bother m8
Also, it's better having a ok face with an ok dick, than being ugly.
>>29278862
Those feels.
I've let myself fall in love with a girl only to find out she just wanted the sex.
I was like "how the fuck am I the one who wound up objectified? What happened to women?"
>>29278862
Lel, what a faggot.
I bet you want to watch your girlfriend suck my 10" and 8" girth cock while you wear your cuckold penis-cage in the closet.
But too bad, since pussy is so all over me, even lesbians want to be fucked by me. I don't have time to fulfill your cuckold fantasies.
>>29278574
Curved is a good thing you moron.
Ever notice when guys finger girls in porn, how they hook their fingers upwards? Notice how girls have intense orgasms from that? Yeah, that curve of yours will play to your advantage.
>20cm and upwards curve
>gf never fails to cum fountains
>>29278948
>10" and 8"
were you born a nu-male cuck?
are you only posting because you are insecure about your tiny dick?
do you want to watch me fuck your sissy ass with my 11" long and 9" girth dick?
I bet you do you fucking faggot
literally every living thing on the planet is after me and begs me to fuck them
you are not different
>Everybody on r9k has either some monster cock and bangs a ton women or some 3inch micro penis
hmmmm
>>29278948
>High-five for fucking lesbians
Huge ego boost, tight and thirsty as fuck too. Pretty good memories with a lesbian last September.
>>29279011
The cucks are here to bitch, the rest of us are here to laugh.
Circle if life, anon.
>>29277417
>length - bigger than 99%
>circumference - bigger than 99.5%
lol little dick nigger
>>29279011
Average is the made up number in between the monster and micro penises. It's an artificial paper chimera.
>tfw penis is a little bit above average but still to afraid to ask out any girls because of its size
>>29279007
The fuck did you just say about my 12 incher you gay baby dick faggot? I'll have you know my 13 inch cock has an aura of intimidation that can be FELT by women in a 10 meter radius.
They just KNOW I'm packing good shit at first sight at my aura of big dick-dom. My 14 incher telekinesis messaging impregnator will INSTANTLY give them HUGE orgasms upon touching my dick with ANY part of their body.
It drives everyone of the opposite sex FUCKING INSANE! You have no idea how busy my schedule is of fucking and giving what they want. It gives me a BIG ego boost everytime you try to attack my FOOTLONG and a HALF, you baby dick close cuckold!
So it eat it up and swallow, you little baby dick faggot! YOU CAN'T INSULT ME BECAUSE I'M THE KING OF THE RING AND I'M THE BEST AT WHAT I DO!
>>29279211
ok I wanna suck that dick now, you convinced me
>>29277187
Thanks anon you made me feel better about mine
>tfw 4.8 inches
>>29277461
I once looked up all kinds of penis tags on Instagram
Things like dontwantnoshortdickman and size matters, size queen, etc
There are thousands of women that make fun of men for being small and stuff like "No woman should have to endure a small dick", disappointment: 6'4", 4", you meet this prefect guy and hope that he doesn't have a small dick, etc
Women absolutely despise small cocks
>tfw slightly bigger than a zippo
>tfw it was overfilled so spilled some gas on my dick
fucking kill me reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29277468
Nope.
Howlongismyschlong has better numbers
>>29277724
My dick is 4 inches as well but I pull 6 figures a year in salary which makes up for it because I can afford top notch hookers who butter me up and tell me how great I am
>>29278574
Downside curve is good for doggy style
5 inches here, am I fucked or not?
>>29279471
If she's not a size queen then no.
>>29277187
when men were men, and got a wife before they got into the twenties, and men and women preserved virginity until marriage, and rarely there was sex outside marriage, and porn was literally a rare luxury... this kind of problems did not exist.
there was something you'd call "adaptation". She adapted to his rhythm, penis features, bed style, and so on - and vice versa.
they had decades of adaptive sex (and lots of babies as well) without worrying about Performance, Penis Enlargements, Let's Do The Thing Like In Dat Video, and so on.
TL;DR: you just deserved it; next time don't show your tiny penis (and you KNOW it's tiny) to a random slut who fucked a number of Large Penises (what a slut)
wow thats small. we need to get a better idea of the scope of the problem here. post one when you're erect
>mfw all these small dick whitebois can't get it in
>meanwhile I can literally just make a call and have stacey on mybig black penis [ /spoiler ]
My mom saw me lurking this thread and joined in. She says that only girls with loose vagoos care about penis size and I shouldn't worry at all. Is it time to tell her that I gave up on women because of my 5x5 peenus?
>>29277223
yes, anon.
STOP DICKPOSTING
>>29277417
>16.6cm circumference
>tfw 0.0004% thicker than you
W E W
E
W
>>29279519
so I need a petite girl?
>>29277468
you know its in cm right?
apparently i have a king kong sized dong
dicklets
B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
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>>29279656
If your mother actually talks to you like that, you should consider suicide.
Woah.
I feel a lot better about my size now
>skinny manlet
>measure dick many times
>tfw just under 8 in with 5.5 circumfrence
>still feel like a dicklet whenever i watch porn
>virgin anyway so dick might as well be invisible
do i have a chance to make it or should i try the jelqing meme?
>>29277417
> top 1% length
> top 0.06% girth
> everythingless virgin
This is a truly just world.
>It' an "everbody on r9k has a huge dick" episode
>>29279932
>This is a truly JUST world.The Jews did this.
>>29280040
>i have a teeny weeny so everybody else is lying
>on /r9k/, where everyone brags about how lame they are
Dicklets, when will they learn?
I'm like 5 inches
How the fuck are you guys so gigantic
>>29280081
>6 inch
>gigantic
it's not even that big
>>29280081
i'm half black and a 1%er
maybe the memes are true
>>29280081
I didn't even find out I was big until I was 23, when I had to measure it to order a sex toy.
>>29277187
Realistically, losing weight is about it. Everyone has a little mound of fat around the base that obscures a tiny bit of the length.
There's also penis extension surgery but that's a shitload of money for something no insurance will cover and it does nothing for girth. Some drugs and herbs (L-Arginine for one) can increase blood flow to the dick and make it appear to have the tiniest bit of extra girth but only while erect and taking pills every day.
If it makes you feel any better my girth is about the same.
I think your biggest problem is the 3D bitches you choose to associate with.
>>29277222
Nope. Dicks straight up don't grow in the slightest EVER after puberty. But losing weight will make more of the length visible.
>>29277417
Yeah, I can live with a pencildick. Not like any 3DPD whores are getting it anyway.
Pic somewhat related to this thread.
>>29277417
>tfw 13% is longer than me but 87% is thicker
I'll assume my penis is average lengthed but kinda skinny
>>29279540
absolutely formally impenetrably THIS.
>>29277187
Hey OP girl here, first of all yeah thats a small penis but dont forget its not only about length also about your foreplay skills. also try pegym or enlargement surgery if you too concerned.
>>29280777
>foreplay skills
is this a euphemism for 'lol you better get good with your tongue to make up for real sex being shit' or are there also other things?
>>29280777
>girl here
roast yourself bitch
>>29278930
Join fetlife, I'm sure there's plenty of women there with small dick fetishes.
>>29281040
I didn't think of this but it's sound advice. I meant to register there ages ago but I kept chickening out. Also don't want anyone I know to become aware of all my fetishes.
I could probably be less of a sperglord if I just left the wizard path and tried to get laid. Not like I had a lack of opportunities in retrospect.
>>29277703
this flamingo
>>29281135
Most people there don't post face pics. Whilst men who don't post face pics are generally distrusted, someone who claims to have a small dick is probably seen as very justified in not posting pics and most likely not a raperoni.
From what I've heard from friends, the conversations there can be genuinely interesting and people are very nice. You can always start a plebbit throwaway and ask people on /r/fetlife for advice.
Hey mines 3 inches too except I weigh 300lbs. There might a whopping one inch hiding in my fat pad but that's probably it. If I had a 6 inch dick and still weighed 300lbs id be going after everything because I'd actually have some confidence. I'm amazed you'd ever let a girl see your dick there's no way in hell I'd let anyone see mine (like they'd be able to anyway).
>>29277417
THANKS MAN. THIS MADE ME HAPPY :)))))))))))
>>29277187
google jelqing my friend. it works but it takes a lot of time but u will make gains
>>29277417
>12% longer
>91% thicker
How much should I worry about my pencil dick?
>>29281731
Roll a slice of cheese around it
>>29281407
sorry you were fat during puberty which inhibited your testosterone production anon.
>>29281407
lose weight, it'll expose a lot more dick friendo
>>29277187
>a girl saw it last week
How and why?
>>29277320
>you've never lit a candle
Only with matches.
>started a fire
Hell no I'm a good boy.
>used a gas stove?
Everything is electric here.
