[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Make a sonnet about yourself
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 17
Thread images: 2
Let's go robots
>>
The fuck is a sonnet?
>>
>>29277045
I have the same question senpai, pls explain.
>>
>>29277045
It's a poem
>>
>>29277045
>>29277082
How the fuck do you not know what a sonnet is? That's basic 7th grade English shit
>>
>>29277142
Maybe because I'm from North Korea?!?!?! AAgghhh. I am not yankee, how woudl I know!?
>>
I hate myself
I want to die
Please god kill me
>>
>>29277218
This doesn't doesn't rhyme
My comment was not original
>>
>>29277031


What is a sonnet?
I will now write a haiku
No fucking girlfriend
>>
I am a robot, alone forever.
Chad's going to parties, banging 3+ women
while mother makes Tendies for my pleasure.
I never get pussy, but Chad's swimmin'.

Too lazy to write more, so there's a quatrain
>>
>>29277031

I am a robot
I browse r 9 k all day
To talk about that feel
>>
Wasting life every second
My mind remains bored
These thoughts hit like weapons
My psyche becomes gored.

Get on my level
>>
>>29277031
Every night I lay awake
Thinking of old friends and past mistakes
Wonder how it'll later be
But I can't think of anything, so I realise
Maybe there is no future here for me.
>>
File: Normalfags.jpg (201 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
Normalfags.jpg
201 KB, 1280x720
You're a bunch of fuckin' normalfags
Havin' sex with herpes-ridden slags
All my Stacys goin out with Chads
Cuz they're a bunch of fuckin' normalfags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7q--xnmG0


Is this good enough OP ?
but its luckily not about me, hmm
>>
You're all doing it wrong.

sonnet

noun
1.
a poem of fourteen lines using any of a number of formal rhyme schemes, in English typically having ten syllables per line.
>>
>>29278508
You're really expecting a board filled with NEETs, shitposters, depressed fucks with a lack of motivation and general lowlifes to put so much effort in this?
>>
I have no money for fuel
I want to call this world cruel
If I sell my car to feed my self
By a book and keep it on the shelf
Pay my rent and join the gym
Promise of change to bright from dim
Find a job and some friends
But we all know this is not how it ends
I'll lose my job, myself to blame
Dust on my book and I still weigh the same
Only this time, i won't have a car
Thread replies: 17
Thread images: 2

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.