Bros, what's it like to have passionate sex with somebody you love?
>>29276768
eh...
oroginomoschlo
i just want to say that all ukuleles in the world need to be destroyed. if you see a ukulele, break it. if you play a ukulele, hang yourself with a ukulele string
>>29276784
But its the greatest instrument ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wDdMwpDrcI
>>29276768
It probably feels good I would assume senpai
>>29276784
it's literally tumblr: the instrument
>>29276871
will it be my gf then?
>>29276768
>girl with ukulele
I'm pissed off that wannabes like the girl in that pic have sullied the name of respectable instrument like the ukulele. How did it even happen that it became the youtube indie girl instrument of choice? Is it because it takes a day to learn the base level of skill needed to strum it like a neanderthal and sing in a trite generic indie girl voice
look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGEC-Gl4K20
and look at any of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuFGHuuohbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ5Qq47B3JU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUe3BjIEfzs
And tell me that this isn't the most egregious use of an instrument. As soon as anybody wants some cred as a """"""""""musician"""""""""" they pick up a ukulele and do cover songs, it's disgusting
>>29276871
not even tumblr, it's way more universal than tumblr. every single fucking girl on youtube has some video of her playing a lame indie twee song on that fucking instrument.
they all sound exactly the same.
>>29276768
>what's it like to have passionate sex with somebody you love?
it's pretty good.
the actual act itself is nice and afterwards you feel content and carefree for a while, like you could die and it wouldn't matter because at least you're with that other person.
>>29276784
Ukulele: the instrument of choice for people too unskilled to play guitar and too weak to play bass
>>29276768
Wonderful. It's like you could be with them in that embrace forever. Then you cum and have to bring it back up or cuddle
>>29276900
>trite generic indie girl voice
the funniest thing about this is they are all just copying how bjork sings, and these dumb fuck indie girls don't even realize it.
>>29276900
>strum it like a neanderthal and sing in a trite generic indie girl voice
>mfw I took 6 years of weekly lessons for classical guitar and I'm still strumming like a neanderthal and can't play clean riffs
>>29276931
Pretty much this. It sounds counter intuitive, but the best part is after.
>>29276891
oh man I remember when tumblrs representation was a hipster girl. Now its associated entirely with crazy feminist hambeasts and SJW
How things change
>>29276931
This
Funny how special and unique something so universal feels in the moment, eh?
>>29276985
lessons can hold you back if you dont spend extra time practicing and staying ahead of your professor
>>29276985
Classical guitar is far different than a ukulele my man
The first classical thing I taught myself on guitar was Bouree in E minor, back in high school. I did it because of that Tenacious D song, dumb reason I know, but I'm glad I did it. Why don't you try that
>>29276768
It feels like God is in his heaven and all is right with the world. You are doing exactly what you were put on this world for.
It won't last.
>>29277016
first is still more accurate to real life.
>>29276900
This is the pain I feel as a classical guitarist.
>>29276768
It's the actual best thing you can experience
>>29276768
It's alright but gets old after a few years.
>>29276768
its really good, with my gf of allmost 2 years that was a virgin and that i love its the best sex.
ive had one night stand in thailand once and it was shit (not a prostitute)
