ever wanted to be a serial killer?
Much rather be a rampage killer tbqh famguy
>Implying anyone on /r9k/ has the potential
Serial killers need to be superficial sweet-talking charmers. On top of that, I doubt anyone here even has the physical capacity to attack a physically active normie.
>>29275560
you wanna rampage a kindergarden?
>>29275533
Sometimes i walk down this dark street at night and think how easy it would be to get someone to stop their car by pretending to be a hitch hiker and then as soon as im in, put a knife in their throat, push their corpse out of the car, and drive off
>>29275533
that's the plan after 10 years when i reach 30.
for now, preparing.
>>29275533
Ted bundy was a handsome man desu
>>29275533
are serial killers still a thing? seems like all the famous ones are from 20+ years ago
>>29275580
>I doubt anyone here even has the physical capacity to attack a physically active normie.
s-surely no robot could tie me up and rape me if i pushed them too far. r-right?
>>29275620
cool, hope you dont get caught...
>>29275533
We're all well-adjusted people kidding around and having fun mister FBI!
>>29275620
nice bait mr fbi
>>29275674
r u dumb, FBI dont know how to use 4chan...
>>29275641
>>29275674
not joking m8.
i have some ideas.
we can form a sk league if you guys agree.
>>29275635
Check out my nigga the grim sleeper. He a real serial killer hot murder material.
>>29275533
Sup FBI, bust any criminals lately?
Those cartel assassins are a naughty bunch eh?
>>29275732
are you fuckin retarded? Like ans SK is gonna come here and say "yes, I am a serial killer"
>>29275533
serial killers suck
mass shooters is where it's at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22MKmD8H8JI
Fuck no. Having to dispose of corpses sounds annoying, besides I don't really want to kill anyone in particularfor now.
Don't worry FBI-san if I ever kill anyone I'll probably turn myself in.
Betas>mass shooters
Alphas>serial killers
Alphas>Betas
>>29275805
that's so fuckin true...
>>29275620
>>29275716
I'm thinking along similar lines. Is there any place we could have a more private discussion about this?
>>29275805
Yep.
>>29275931
"I'm thinking along similar lines. Is there any place we could have a more private discussion about this?"
yes, mister FBI, here's my email and we can arrange something: [email protected]
>>29275959
I contacted the email and received no response?
>>29275752
a stupid one might. but yeah killers or future killers don't post here, like ever
>>29276019
what about this guy
bloxx bloxx
what is the best way to dump a body?
>>29276073
meat and bone grinder I guess... also some acids that can disolve bones
>>29276098
i mean, first you remove the blood.
then what you do with all the stored blood?
drain it through toilet or what?
>>29276049
and that mercer guy. but yeah, probably won't happen again, wasting you time here fbi
>>29276073
you don't. you dismantle it.
>>29276098
unlikely to have that available. also, the vats are mostly impractical unless you have a place away from your home to store them privately.
>>29276132
you can, but gradually over the course of a week or so. better to dump it in a river really. if by chance it is seen, people will assume a dead animal upstream.
>>29276049
There is or was another active serial killer who posted proof of their murders in /b/.
That post makes me think the OP worked for a movie company and had access to props.
>>29276164
how to prevent the rotting smell, senpai?
>>29275533
>>29275767
>>29275931
>>29276073
>>29276098
>>29276132
I'll just leave this here
>>29276198
you shouldn't have the body long enough for it to rot, unless you live out in the country, but even then its not recommended.
I wish but I'm kind of squeamish and I don't have enough dedication.
>>29275635
They are but advancements in technology and forensic science have made them easier to catch.
>>29276239
thanks, that was informative.
will learn and improve.
>>29275640
I would fuck you in the ass desu desu
>>29275597
Mmmm. May I masturbate to this fantasy, Anon?
>>29275580
>Serial killers need to be superficial sweet-talking charmers. On top of that, I doubt anyone here even has the physical capacity to attack a physically active normie
wrong on both claims.
Ever saw a slasher horror?
in most case murderer is some literaly retarded inbreed hillbilly, living his whole life in small cabin in the woods.
he have like zero social skills, so he just murder as a way to socialize with other persons.
But even some r9k anon could be a serial killer. And you dont need strong body when you have a gun
watch this movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK4XWGYe_nw
>>29276239
>implying saving that image won't get me tracked
>>29275533
>tfw been reading about Jeffrey Dahmer these days
It's fucking insane what lengths this guy went to be able to get off
>>29277019
read My Friend Dahmer
>>29277131
I did, found it in the /co/ archives. Very interesting insight.
quick /r9k/ what would be your serial killer loadout?
>attire
dark blue pants, dark blue hoodie, disposable latex gloves and aviator glasses
>Weapon
Cleaver and silenced 9mm
>targets
Hobo's and hookers
>location
in a really shitty city with lots of crime
i think most could probably get away with a single kill if youre really careful and pick a completely random target
>>29275533
Of course not Offic... I mean fellow 4chan user. I do my best to be a functional member of society and not commit any crimes.
>itt pic related
Like, I know you can be as stupid as a Dump voter, but to find joy in something as boring as murder?
Literally gene-scraps...
>>29277247
>targeting hobos and hookers
>wanting to be a walking cliche
Come on man, get some OC targets. I would exclusively kill black doctors.
all these faggots asking tips and suggestions.
a psycho sk would never do that.
JUST BEE YOURELF.
>>29277247
>>29277655
>roleplaying a murderer
Did you guys never mentally progress past 15, or something?
>>29277707
>casual discussion is role playing
wew lad
>>29275635
theres 30-50 active serial killers in the US at any given time
I'm not sure what constitutes being active, probably killing someone within the last 6 months to a year I'd guess.
>on a night walk
>some faggot with styled hair and a leather jacket waits for me to walk in front of him
>he's keeping pace
>pull out keys and hold them in between my knuckles
>make sure he sees me do this so he knows I'm not fucking about
>get a bit ahead of him and wait for him on the street corner
>faggot wannabe Dexter walks by, crosses the road, and stares back
>heard a faggot matching the description attacked a woman in an alley some weeks later
>a woman
>not a man who could hold is own
>a fucking defenseless woman
Serial killers and psychos are the ultimate degenerate pussies, they can't handle the responsibility that life brings so they resort to retarded short-term solutions to stave off having to go through the motions and overcome that deep-seated anger from their childhoods.
Hell, most of them are too narcissistic to ever put themselves in harm's way.
The allure of the killer attracts the naive and desperate, it's all glamour, a con.
Con man = confidence game - all these god complex nutjobs did not transcend into some higher form of life when they made their first kill, but they're sure as shit trying to convince you they did.
I thought FBI were supposed to be covert and sneaky?
I've imagined a lot of scenarioes in HS. It wasn't hard if I was into it. I just didn't see the point of killing some people to prove some stupid point. I'd rather kill some specific people Mr FBI.
>>29276990
they'll find it on your computer and blame da big bad 4chan
A serial suicide killer yeah.
>>29277247
>attire
all black everythang + armour underneath
>Weapon
dual-wield uzi, machete and explosives
>targets
normies
>location
normie gathering spots like a night-club, university or mall
>>29277933
>"waaaaaaaaa muh random roastie whore princess i could've saved"
>>29277655
having such specific targets is an easy way to get caught
theres not gonna be any serious investigation if you kill homeless people in long intervals over a huge area
>>29277933
>a mugger decides to mug a woman instead of me
>all serial killers are pussies
That logic.
>>29278325
I was joking about the black doctors, but seriously have some standards. Killing the homeless is degenerate. It's like being proud of squashing ants.
>inb4 roaches
>>29275560
This. Serial killers are actually idiots. They follow a modus operandi and it's how they get caught.
Serial killers can be profiled, and eventually caught.
Random killers who don't go after a consistent type of target or use the same method of killing have a tougher time of getting caught.
Serial killers are also fucking crazy, and insist on making it about rituals and trophy collection - another thing that gets them caught.
Serial killers are basically attention seekers.
>>29278516
there have to have been serial killers whose targets were random and just fucked up somehow to get caught
surely not all of them do it because of some psychotic compulsion
>>29278355
As far as I'm aware he wasn't trying to take anything from the woman, and I look like shit so it doesn't make sense that someone would try to mug me, you also missed the part where I said he didn't look the type.
If you read that parts that aren't in greentext you'll see I go into detail as to why they're a bunch of pussies who's power only lives on in the minds of those dumb enough to buy into their shit.
>>29278767
Yeah they are a bunch of fucking cowards I'll agree, was just pointing out the conclusion you drew from that one scenario made fuckall sense since he could have been just a mugger or even a normal guy acting weird. If you'd just said they were cowards I would have agreed but because you gave that as your example as to why, it tickled my pickle.
9/11 for making me write
>>29278516
>implying that mass shooters aren't attention seekers
