>tfw mom signed me up for another one of these """self help""" cults seminar
>tfw it cost 500$ so if I don't go it's a huge loss of money
>tfw they're so obviously cultist, that they even ask you to call other people on the last day for an introductory seminar
Help
I've always wanted to be in a cult
What's it like anon?
>>29275361
Report back after the seminar anon, perhaps you can tell us a fun story. I remember reading a news article about how several people died at one of these cult events because the guru told them to stay in a sauna or some hot place like that for a long time so they become "enlightened" or some shit.
>>29275856
red spongerbob no doubt
blue one looks like an inbred pinoy
>>29275361
Sounds like a ponzi scheme to me fampai. Better tell your mom you aren't going and cut your losses while you still can.
>>29275361
>>"""self help""" cults seminar
Help yourself to any and all valuables they may have on their person.
>>29277387
>nogunz spongebob before gunner spongebob
