ITT: Strange Feels
>tfw when the camera man in a porno doesn't get your desired angle during a position/scene
>when you're starting therapy and after your first session they insist you see a doctor and be put on meds two weeks ahead of schedule
>when you say you don't have serious problems and T says "you have SERIOUS problems"
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>>29275249
This just happened like an hour ago and it didn't help my anxiety a damn bit
>>29275164
>now he's recording only the man instead, can't see the chick
>he records like this for so uncomfortably long that you realize you are basically jerking off to a man right now
>>29275164
>watching anything but POV porn
You a cuck?
>>29275337
>cue zoomed-in HD footage of dudes' asshole for 2 straight minutes just as you start to get close
>realize it's a gay conspiracy
>tfw you jack off and then stay in the post climax relaxed state for so long that you start getting horny again and have to jack off again
>>29275164
>title says something like "stud creampies blonde"
>he cums on her face instead
>those creampies where barely the tip is inside
>>29275493
Fucking false advertisement, there usually isn't even a real horse. They use stud wrong.
>>29275527
>They use stud wrong.
>>29275577
It's like somebody plugged an HDMI chord into my feels and posted straight from my soul.
>tfw watching porn and the woman starts eating out the man's hairy asshole
Who jacks off to this?
>Can only fap to POV
>most videos in the POV category are the regular shit with only a POV view during the blowjob
fuck this gay earth
>>29275698
Probably your mom.
>>29275405
>>realize it's a gay conspiracy
Yeah similar feels from me.
>have foot fetish
>watch foot worship videos
>the woman starts shoving her foot in mans mouth as he proceeds to suck on it
>realize it's a feminist conspiracy
>tfw when the pornstar doesn't grab tits or spank an ass
>>29275698
Well, I do imagine an ugly girl doing it to me and I get turned on.
Oh, also... before cumming you think of something disgusting and the intensity of your orgasm becomes weak.
>>29275789
>start imagining what it's like
>ADD kicks in
>you are the foot
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>>29275841
>think of something disgusting before cumming
You're playing with fire, anon...
>>29275964
Cmon. It happens to all of us. When you're jacking off and you remember something disgusting and yoir ejaculation becomes ruined.
> about to nut
> zooms in on mans face
> just nutted to a mans face
Feelsbadman
>>29275993
Or it becomes legend.
And you wind up on /b/ lurking in wait for horse porn and gore. Dick covered in cheetoh dust and tears, your mother yelling down the stairs about something.
Oh, hold on. Bagel bites are ready.
>>29275164
>discover a waifu contender
>there's no r34 of her at all
>the girl doesn't finish the guy off
>you have to pay for decent content of your fetish
>>29276020
Didn't feel bad at the time, did it fgt?
You WERE WAITING FOR HIS FACE ADMIT IT
>when they use fake cum for a creampie
>when you can't get your dog hard and resort to sticking fingers into its sheath to try and find the dick, prodding with your fingers on the outside to locate the knot
>>29276143
Normie.
Dog lets you touch his dick, go back to /soc/
>>29276189
>tfw no Sparkie Thunderknot
>>29276233
Says he can do better.
I RAISED YOU, BISCUIT
YOU UNGREATEFUL BITCH
>>29276233
holy shit anon
kecc
>>29276288
>Treatzoned
>>29275164
When you feel legit nostalgia for things that just happend a month ago.
>>29275164
I always get the urge to immediately listen to music after a fap.
Since I was a kid I liked after-fap-music the best.
Is that weird?
>tfw you get excessively depressed after you masturbate
>>29276663
What kind of porn? It matters a lot in this context
>POV scene
>GUYS KEEPS FUCKING MOANING I MEAN LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP
>tfw you want to jack off but also need to wash your hands
>tfw jack off after you wash your hands and it's the worst friction you
>jerk off
>have to take a piss immediately afterwards
>>29278551
>lean over toilet thinking you have prostate cancer because you can't piss
>>29278509
>being a cutfag
im so sorry
>>29275164
>>29276447
>when you feel nostalgia for something that never happened, or only happened in an anime you just watched
>gangbang porn scene
>DP starts
>don't know who to insert as
>insert as the girl by accident
>cum
>>29278551
>start beating it, have to piss like as soon as I get into it
Fucking rage, man.
>>29278509
I always wash my hands before and after. Unless I'm going out with a girl later, something about holding her hand and her not even knowing... I love it.
