I love you too, sweetie. What's that? You want me to be your girlfriend??
Aww. That's so sweet. I don't think it's a good idea though. I love you way to much to risk losing your friendship.
>>29274800
so we fukin or wat?
sauce plxsz
>>29274816
Of course not. Deep down, you already knew that though, didn't you.
>>29274800
>I love you way to much to risk losing your friendship.
Well, you just lost it. Our friendship is officially over, effective immediately. See ya around.
>>29274856
my heart is broken, I've never felt so cucked b4 all I can do now isfap to your picturescry
>>29274952
>have sex with me or I'll stop being your friend.
You sound like a great guy, anon.
>>29274800
She's completely right. If you do anything other than accept it you'll look like a huge beta bitch, and if you try to force it you'll get cucked.
Just remember, your day to return this feeling will come in the twilight years..but only if you work for it.
>>29275041
>i want to fuck you instead of being your friend, so I don't think we can be friends anymore, since I'll just want to fuck you instead
>>29275739
If you're willing to throw our friendship away for something that trivial, then I guess your friendship isn't worth very much. Pity. Your friendship was your only redeeming quality. You're really not sexy and I'm not attracted to you, like, at all.
Of course, deep down, you already knew that though, didn't you.
>>29275881
That's fine, people don't have to attract eachother and if they don't they can just part their ways. The problem is that the friendship was over once the affection happened, it's not the same anymore and while it probably is pity it cannot cantinue the same way we have to come to rational conclusion of us being in different situation than previous iterations and said situation requieres different set of behavioral patterns that we need to implement in order to maximalize our good and well-being, so we may enjoy our time on this planet to the maximum instead of wallowing ourself in pityful and lowly emotions that cannot result in anything beneficial and will only drag us down as time elapses, until we find outselves in situation that we could already be anticipating and we could already resolve without the needless curdles of emotional rollercoaster and denial over reality we are experiencing at the time.
>>29276034
That's a cool story. But we're not friends anymore... so I guess you're no longer invited to my party Saturday. That's going to be super awkward considering all of your friends are going to be there.
>>29276225
>friends
Sure. Yeah, totally.
Those nipples are disgusting holy shit
>>29274800
>>29275881
Why do hot girls always have nice houses?
>>29274800
what the hell are you doing in my house? unless i'm get to fuck you get out!
>>29274800
Public service announcement that straight men and straight women can never be truly good friends. They can be pals or acquaintances, but true deep platonic friendships are essentially impossible between the two.
