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>tfw you become gay when you're horny
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>tfw you become gay when you're horny
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>>29274181
>tfw you instantly feel disgusted & full of regret after you cum
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That means you're gay, op.
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I know that exact feeling as of late.
When I'm horny, I want to suck beautiful cocks and empty full robot balls.
When I'm not I just want to start a family with a sweet girl.
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I know that feeling but mainly when I'm really really horny. Normally I find men unattractive in my day to day but when I haven't fapped for a couple days and I'm so horny I have constant boners, the idea of fucking a cute somewhat feminine guy creeps into my dead. Then after I cum the thought disgusts me.
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Anon I have some shocking news for you.

You're totally gay fa,m
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>horny all the time but sick of jerking it
>just want a gf to love tenderly and occasionally not so tenderly
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>>29274181
>tfw iktf
i don't know a single interesting girl senpai, they never talk to me and i feel more comfortable around guys
i want to touch another dick and maybe taste it, but it seems impossible
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>>29274241
If you can deal with a boy as a girl I'd be okay with it.qa
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porn has corrupted you
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>>29274299
>tfw i just want to suck the cum out before it can squirt completely
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>>29274342
KYS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT8461
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Sometimes I talk to my internet friend about fapping. He mentioned that when he waits a few days he feels really "pent up" and then cums a lot and feels great.

I wish I could tell him how badly I want to caress his balls and use my mouth to help him when he's all backed up.
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>>29274181
I become an AGP tranny when I'm horny after that I go back to being a dude.
Shit sucks.
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>>29274399
>He mentioned that when he waits a few days he feels really "pent up" and then cums a lot and feels great.

i love doing this. i don't fap daily anymore

it's once every 4-5 days. i love the feeling of my balls being full and extra sensitivity in my dick, not to mention the extra thick cum
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Anyone else here ask their online friends to help them masturbate?
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>>29274469
No, have you gotten any success in that?
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>>29274444
nice quads
i don't fap daily anymore too

>>29274469
i like when anons are teasing me desu
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>>29274485
Yes.

Relatively recently they did such a good job I was thrusting my hips.
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>>29274504
How so? What were they saying/doing? Please explain with some detail.
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imagine having your boipussi fugged while wearing knee high socks and armwarmers as your feminine benis flops around uselessly until you cum completely from the submissive act of being used by another guy, and then having your mouth filled with white sticky goodness as he pulls his cock out of you and shoves it down your throat, leaving you to lay there exhausted and in absolute bliss, happy that you have served well
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>mfw I've fucked 3 of my neighbors wives, two of my friends moms, and my former senior year chemistry teacher
I ain't even a chad looking dude, pretty much every chick I've been with says I have a really cute face and I guess thats enough to put them into heat.
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How do I turn my friend gay without him noticing?
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You faggots prove homosex is a choice.
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>>29274590
put hand in his pants by accident
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>>29274610
what if it's an online friendship? serious
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>>29274204
not necessarily, it might just mean he has a fetish for gay stuff
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>>29274514
Anon pls ;_; you're going to destroy any last ounce of straightness i have left
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>>29274469
>Make friends with a lolicon
>Show him lewd pictures when I get turned on
>Het gets turned on too
>Fap together and tell each other lewd stuff we'd do with each other
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>>29274561
How did you do it, did they come on to you or the other way around? Who made the first move? Help me get milf pussy
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All I want in life is to have an anon friend who turns gay when he's horny and uses me to relieve his urges, then stops having any close contact with me until he's horny again. It's my fantasy to be someone's masturbatory aid and nothing else to them.

He'd call me over, nut in my mouth, zip up and go back to whatever he was doing. Or he'd pull me to the margins of a bigger social event, have a quickie in the bathroom, and hastily leave while I have to clean up my creampie'd butt.
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>>29274643
Did you roleplay as lolis or just be straight up gay with each other? What kind of things did you say?
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>>29274773
Straight up gay. I'll show him something like pic related and say something like "Imagine if you came home and your imouto was sleeping like this on your bed" and ask him what he'd do, a-and get very lewd responses.
I also love making him call himself a pedophile. He always starts off shy about the term, and then once he's really tuned on he uses it by himself, it's really hot.
One of the fantasies we like the most is him sucking me off while I look at loli, and me telling him how lewd the images are I'm looking at.
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>>29274823
So are you into loli too? And he goes into detail about all this?
Wish I could do that with my friend but we're both straight males and would never do anything gay together.
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>>29274181
Iktf
>tfw no robot friend to let me suck his dick when we're horny then go back to being regular friends after
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>>29274617
does he like yaoi?
you should send him something good
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>>29274881
Good idea, I will send him something lewd I"ll know he'll like.
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>>29274849
Yep. We both like being called pedophiles and are both obsessed with loli hentai.
Just start being lewd with them, especially if you share a fetish. Eventually he'll get turned on enough that he might get curious and try stuff. That's how it always works for me.
I'm straight forward when I'm lewd. One of the reasons my friend likes being lewd with me is because I'll just say lewd things. He'll say he wants to cuddle a loli, and I'll say something like "So you want to molest a little girl huh?" You just have to know what kinds of things get to them, and that will take time.
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>>29274905
I don't know of any fetishes we share but i'm sure I can find something he likes. that sounds pretty cool though "you want to molest a little girl huh?" at least your honest and straightforward when you're doing that with your friend.
Thanks for the advice.
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>>29274934
He likes it when I do lewd talk like that. Obviously we don't like 3D or want to molest a little girl, but it's such a dirty word that it turns both of us on when we're being lewd.
Good luck anon. It'll take time, but if they're as much of a loser as everyone else on /r9k/ you shouldn't have too hard of a time.
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w-would anyone here like a fapping partner? I'm in with lots of roles. If you want to talk and y-ya know, my email is tfwnodomgf @ gmail
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I had a friend during high school who I always hung out with. He'd jokingly call me his boyfriend and tease me about my religious patents because they thought I was always hanging out with him cause I was gay and he'd say "We should just prove them right". We'd always play video games and get drunk and then before we went to sleep he'd make me wait in the restroom while he masturbated really quick. One night he wanted to go to bed early but i begged him to play with me some more cause I wasn't tired. He told me that if he beat me in 2 out of 3 in Smash Bros I'd have to do something embarrassing. I lost so he made me stay in the room while he masturbated and I had to make girly moans for him till he came. It made me super hard and after he fell asleep I went into his bathroom to jack off to the memory of him stroking his cock to my lewd noises.
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>>29274997
I wouldn't mind fapping in this thread actually.
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>>29274664
Well my neighbors wives would flirt and wave to me all the time. my friends mom's took a bit of effort. my chemisty teacher was thirsty as fuck though I didn't have to lift a finger, bitch traded phone numbers with me right before graduation and then like one week into summer was texting me to give her the D
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There is no way you aren't all fat neckbeards.
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>>29274629
That is also called being gay.
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>>29275066
i've seen really cute anons senpai
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>>29275031
not him but i'm fapping right now anon...
>>29275066
i'm very skinny and hairless
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>>29275020
>>29275031
All of this gay stuff is really arousing me.
Please don't.
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>>29275066
ara araa desu nee
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>>29275020
Why the fuck didn't do prove your parents right
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>>29275110
>very skinny and hairless
o-oh my, that's pretty... lewd.
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how do I find some e-boi pussy to chat with

asking for a friend my dick
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>>29275066
This meme doesn't fit well here, senpai. Almost all of the fat neckbeards are exclusively straight and hate gay stuff.
Almost every gay robot I've talked to, myself included, is skinny and tries to have as little body hair as possible.
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>>29274685
I have a boner at work now goddammit
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>>29275133
I was really scared cause this was before I became atheist and I didn't wanna go to hell. I wish I had done something though, I think back on that night alot and imagine what would have happened if masturbated in the room with him instead of waiting to fall asleep. Maybe he would've fucked my boipussy and we'd be a happy couple now. Alas..
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>>29275176
>Almost every gay robot I've talked to, myself included, is skinny and tries to have as little body hair as possible
nice
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>>29274685
This is exactly what I want.
>tfw will never be a fuck toy to my best friend
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>>29275185
That is precisely the sort of scenario I want! I would love it if you could take a 30 min break and just devour your boner in an empty room, let you make a big mess over my face, and then let you get back to work as I slowly eat it all up.
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>>29275190
Are you gay? :3
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>>29274181
Being able to fap to something has nothing to do with your IRL sexuality.

You can fap to literally anything if you think it ''sexual'' as no doubt a decade of browsing 4chan has taught you.

Reality is another matter.
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>>29275275
Pretty much senpai. I couldn't hold back all my "funny feelings" anymore.
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>>29275336
>Fapping to gay shit like dicks and other guys cumming doesn't mean you're gay
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>>29275360
I fap to trees

does that make me a florophile?
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>>29275358
When did you realize it wasn't just hormones?
I think I tried to rationalize it away as me being a pervert and that I'm straight because I like 2D lolis, even though my hottest faps were me being lewd with other anons, knowing their dicks feel as good as mine.

>>29275382
Are you sexually attracted to trees? Then yes, if not you're just stimulating yourself while looking at something to say you fapped to it. You don't get turned on by trees in that case.
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>>29275406
>hottest faps were me being lewd with other anons, knowing their dicks feel as good as mine
I'm trying to hide and suppress these thoughts but I've been realizing lately I am probably full on gay or bisexual.

It doesn't feel good. I am ashamed. I have so many degenerate gay fantasies now. They're full of sweetness and love, but they feel wrong.

Life is suffering, always.
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>tfw you just came into the toilet imaging you were shooting it deep into a cute mouth
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>>29275444
There's nothing wrong with it, desu. Guys make better companions, and they're much more caring and compassionate than a roastie. It's also really lewd how quickly things escalate when it's two guys being homo. It's not like a woman who "needs to warm up".
You didn't get to choose what you're attracted to.
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>>29275444
>I have so many degenerate gay fantasies now. They're full of sweetness and love, but they feel wrong.

There is literally nothing degenerate about fantasies, and that's very little degenerate about acting out like 80% of them (the other 20% might actually be harmful).

It's just thoughts and body movements influencing no unwilling participant, there is nothing damaging to it.

It's understandable to be afraid of social stigma about open acts, but thoughts&fantasies are only your own and don't be ashamed of them.
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>>29275406
I guess beyond wanting him to just fuck me I started desiring things I saw couples do with my previously mentioned friend. I wanted him to hold me in his arms and give me gentle kisses. A lot of the times when I'd get pent up and look for yaoi I'd look for the more romantic ones and imagine him penetrating me for the first time and looking into my eyes and stroking my cheek. Since these feelings didn't go away completely after I fapped I realized I was gay. I guess i tried to deny it by saying, "oh but i think this girl is really pretty" but then I realized that thinking someone is aesthetically pleasing, or hot enough to fap to doesnt necessarily mean I wanted to have sex with them.
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>>29275237
where do you live I could use a nut right now desu
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>>29275523
Southeastern Europe ;__;
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>>29275444
>Life is suffering, always.
i'm sad because i'll never get a chance to try lewd things with cute boy ;_;
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>>29274181
ugh, this. i wish i was normal and average
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>>29275529
Welp guess I'll wait until I get home then
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>>29275551
and i'm not 100% sure i'd really go for that
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>>29275486
I know, but I've always liked women. I've always "admired" men as well but there was never a sexual component. Now I'm getting all flipped turned upside down and I've honestly always loved how penises look and move and I just love male personalities as opposed to female and so on, but even though I was raised in an accepting household it feels wrong and shameful.
>>29275500
I guess so anon, but still.
To masturbate to them hits my dignity, it's part of who I am, and solidifying myself and thoughts as gay means I'm wrong and feel ashamed. I don't understand why I feel like this.
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>>29275062
I dont think non-chad looking dudes dont get it that easy, anon
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>>29275593
>To masturbate to them hits my dignity, it's part of who I am, and solidifying myself and thoughts as gay means I'm wrong and feel ashamed. I

Senpai pls, you made me have to say that tumblr is right for once - sexuality is a very fluid concept. It's not a black-white str8-gay. It's how the homophobic society wants you to see things so you'd stay str8. There's a lot of layers between heterosexual and homosexual, layers which allow both your love for women and whatever you feel for men.

> I don't understand why I feel like this.

You feel like this because you have thousands of years of societal pressure telling you you are not supposed to feel like you do.

If you were born on a deserted island together with a bunch of qt boys, you know you would just fuck them with no guilty feelings. Stop being a slave to church-based notions of what is what.
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>>29275655
I suppose you could be right anon.
But there's another whole dimension to it, which is that while I have these feelings for men, I know no such gay relationship could last because I want to have children some day, biologically.

It just doesn't work. Everything in my head is poisonous to me.
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>>29275696
Well just do what every roastie does and fuck around for a while and settle later. Or just cyber with robots on the internet, at least that has no baggage coming with it (i.e. aids, gay reputation).
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>>29275710
I wouldn't fuck around, and I want to be pure for my future wife.
I'm so full of conflicting ideas.
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>>29274181
>tfw your standards are so low you would be with any human(?) who could love you and be loyal
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>>29275777
That's what porn is for friendo. I can't say that your experience will be identical to mine, but I kinda fapped my gay away after a couple of years. I'm barely interested in any bisexual/homosexual content now, much less IRL experiences.
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>>29275816
Well thank you very much for the advice. I've never fapped to gay porn before but I will look into it now that you've said that. Thank you.
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>>29275830
It might do nothing for you, it's artificial, like all porn. But you should be able to find some sort of outlet out there, the internet is a vast place.
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>>29275777

Just buy a dildo fucking machine and call it a day.

You probably just want a cock in your ass and arent actually attracted to men
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>>29275811
Tell me about yourself, senpai.
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>tfw you dress up in girl clothes and take pics of yourself when horny
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>>29276081
I recorded myself playing with toys and now when I get high and masturbate I watch the video
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>>29276156
>ywn have a recording of someone fucking you so that you can shamefully masturbate to it
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>>29276156
Do you like playing on kik?
Original
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>>29274202
Give it a few weeks. You'll learn to embrace wanting to suck a trap dick and taste the sperm
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>tfw just want a hot alien android bf to protect me
>sci fi will never be real
JUST
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>>29276488
Life is suffering ;_; the one time I managed to not be awkward long enough for a guy to fuck my boipussy he recorded it, but he never gave me a copy like I asked.
>>29276579
Ah I do but I don't keep up with kik too well after the first few days of talking to someone
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You fucking faggots make me fucking sick. It wasn't like this when I was your age, and I'm 25. I hope you all die in gay club shootings.
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That you, Harry?

blox2bh
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>>29276897
>I don't keep up with kik too well after the first few days of talking to someone
I don't either..but maybe you want to try again?
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>>29277246
We could try anon, what's your username?
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>>29277279
LeftSnazzle
Add me :)
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>>29274181
me too. I wish I weren't such a robot so I could do gay things irl to get it out of my system. I don't want to want dicks as much as I do
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>>29275933
I am a fat Asian man who looks so close to the pic I posted it's frightening how accurately it captures my feelings.
Honestly, I'm just waiting for AI to get good enough to have a robo waifu.
>AI becomes so good even my robo waifu leaves me
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>tfw no skinny robot friend to test my bisexuality with
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>>29278085
>bisexuality
Nobody will ever love you anon, I'm sorry
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>>29278085
I know those feels.
Sadly I'm not cute so I'll never get to try it.
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>>29278157
I know famalam
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homosexuality doesn't exist as the modern notion of being solely attracted to men. Humans are more animalistic than they like to admit.
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>>29274181
I know how you feel. It's like am a fucking werewolf.
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>>29275066
Jokes on you, am a male with a fem body. I was born to be a bisexual pervert.
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>>29277626
You know there are women who are attracted to your body type. Just replace some of that fat with muscle.
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>>29275066
my dick is fat and has a neckbeard.
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>>29274629
I can't stop laughing

>in long term committed relationship with a woman
>baby I'm so glad you can accept my kinks
>sexy time! I'll go let Donovan in
>hour of railing and/or getting railed by a man
>okay bye Don, see you friday! c'mere baby let's cuddle, damn you're so good.
100% CERTIFIED HETEROSEXUAL
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step up this thread's game senpaitachi
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>>29278985
Anon, it says here you've never made sexual contact with anybody before
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>>29279391
This cranked my dick craving up to 11 and now I'm considering finding someone on grindr or something >///< thanks alot anon
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>>29279450
STOP TRIGGERING ME. REEEEEEEEEE
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>>29278683
maybe so, but

1) it sounds fucking stupid to say out loud
2) sexuality as it is understood and discussed in the mainstream precludes that narrative from ever gaining traction, as it will be loudly denied by both homophobes and homosexuals
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>>29274207
>>29274204
>>29274202
>>29274181
you guys are hiting my WEAK SPOT ARGH
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>>29274358
Wow. What's up with the salt?

Did you drink to much cum or something?
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I'm only furrygay and it makes me mad. I wish I was gay, but real dicks are gross.
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>Been feminine all my life
>Gays always hit on me
>Got mad and would flip out because I got rock hard every time
>Finally accept that I'm bi with sexual preference for guys, but prefer dating girls
>Parents tell me everyday how gays are worthless subhuman trash
they suspect me
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>>29280688
>>Gays always hit on me
>>Got mad and would flip out because I got rock hard every time
Gonna need some greentexts of these times.
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>>29274399

do i have an original comment 4 u
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>>29280688
>Got mad and would flip out because I got rock hard every time
Kek

>be really gay during teens
>would fap to gay shit all the time
>embraced it, told everyone I was bi
>tfw slowly turning straight
>forcing myself to fap and suck dick because I refuse to admit it was a phase

What kind of fuck is this
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>>29280752

121112-12131231-85984-12
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I want to be fucked by a gay man.
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>>29280775

1102944-2288374498-212133
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>>29275066
but im not at all, anon...
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>>29280801

00002330484-37377472938
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I want a lewd anon to give me boners.
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>>29280805
Hey I remember you. I added you off /cuteboys/ and you removed me after a while.
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>>29280833
>>29280833
I-I might be willing to do such a thing.
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>>29280910
Got email qt?
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>>29274207
I know this all too well. I want to be pure and wholesome with a qt wife and start a family, but then all of a sudden I get horny and fap to humiliation JOIs with a butt plug in my ass.
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>>29280935
[email protected]
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>>29280770
That's weird. You have that straight man pride that makes it so you'd rather stomach cum you don't want so you're not known as the guy that 'used to be gay'.
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>tfw dreaming of qt boys in morning faps

How do i make it stop i'm not a faggot.
Do I have to go out and actually find a gf after all?
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>>29280339
weird and very bad feel my man. i sympathize
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>tfw masturbating in full drag gives you more pleasure than imagining being in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>29281042
I want to grope your ass and kiss your neck.
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>>29280770
>embraced it
FOOLISHNESS, DANTE

FOOLISHNESS
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>>29281042
sauce famalam?
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>>29280719
>Middle School 8th grade
>Some kid transfers into my science class who acts weird
>some time later he decides to sit next to me since my friends were sent out of class for disrupting the teacher
>thought nothing of it
>he starts talking to me about some girl in the class who everyone "liked"
>"I don't really care" in a blunt way
>he stops talking
>next day is first period science (last period of previous day is the first of that day)
>I'm early because mom also takes brother to elementary school right before
>he's there too
>feel bad about the day before and apologize saying that I don't really like her and didn't mean to be so rude
>he says "oh" and stands in front of me (I'm leaning against the wall) trying to make small talk
>suddenly says "you're pretty cute"
>"what?"
>he puts his arm from the elbow down on the wall behind me and one right under my neck
>I push out and speak as fast as I can saying that "if you ever touch me again you fucking faggot I'll fucking stab you on the spot you fucking piece of shit."
Yes I spoke like that back then, it was during the cursing is fun, edgy phase. That was one of the earliest times.
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>>29281188
Did you get hard as soon as he said that?

What else happened? Continue.
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>>29280770
I didn't accept it until I was 18 and I'm only 20 now. I lived 18 years without ever even looking at a guys dong because I would only watch lesbian porn out of denial.
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I've been shoving stuff up my ass lately

Still not gay tho
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>>29280805
BRRRRUUUUUMPPPPFFF
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>>29275062
can you post face pl0x?
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Do we need a new thread?
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>tfw the only anon wanting to do lewd shit is too paranoid

Oh well, I'll just fap to the thread.
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>>29280770

afraid of this, i really like benis and bp but i'm not really into anything else about men. although i would get a bf if he is japanese
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>>29281226
Yes I got hard and I hid my boner by turning my back since I was wearing gym shorts, but I never spoke to him again since I got called to the office the next day to discuss why I was threatening a new student. I have a short one though.
>16 years old
>in sub line at grocery store
>obvious gay guy ordering ahead of me
>talking to friends because we were going to a con
>didn't hear the lady say next
>gay guy comes up behind me and touches my upper butt and rubs upwards
>I go wide eyed for a second and got goosebumps
>turn around and he winks and says your up
>freak out and say "why would you touch my butt you degenerate piece of shit. What is wrong with you?"
>he apologizes and offers to buy my sub
>say no because it really wasn't that bad
>go jerk off in store bathroom right after and came in 30 seconds
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>>29281450
I'm a bi bottom, but even though I'd want to marry a girl and have kids at some point there are so few women that are dominate that it's a problem. If you're a top then I would considering sticking with women if you don't like the way guys look.
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Man fuck this stupid ass thread. Ot's been up since yesterday. I don't give a damn about your fucking fetishes, and may a wild animal feast on your entrails.
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>>29281562
t. closeted fag who'd rather make a shootout than admit he's not as straight as he pretends to be
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>>29281545

well i'm a kv but i think i would be a bottom, the problem is i like how girls look but vaginas are just disgusting and i can't cum to them.
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>>29276963
who the fuck are you

oreganolo
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>>29281794
Ah then your best bet is to find a dominant femboy
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>>29279391
i should visit /a/ sometime
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> last left guy in college dorm
> Everyone's moving out, getting our own flats for next year
> despite this some of them left their stuff lying around
> Chad roommate left some clothes in the shower room
> His shirt smells really nice and masculine
> Wear his shorts while sniffing his shirt and jacking off to it furiously
> Desperately want to get fucked in the ass
> Immediately after jizzing feel ashamed and want to hug my crush who's a girl

The ride never ends
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does anyone want to do lewd things with a cute boy~?
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I've asked a close friend of mine to jerk off with me on several occasions. Just the idea of it gets me fucking going

>tfw he definitively declined every time
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I'm no good at erp or else I'd be such a boyslut.
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>>29281475
Honestly you were the good guy in that situation, it really isn't cool to feel up randomers like that. I know you were into it but not everyone would be, and that guy was kinda out of line.
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>>29282046
nigga

>>29282163
NIGGA
>implying that friendship still holds up
>implying he isn't keeping you at arm's length from now on
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>mfw people still think no harm comes from constant masturbation and porn viewing
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>>29282163
I have a really close friend that I want to jerk off so bad, I know he'd definitely let me but he doesn't live near me anymore...
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>>29282179
Wanna practice on skype (text)?
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>>29274181
I think you're bisexual, OP. I mean I would suggest to discover it, but we're all too socially inept here to dig further in social correspondence.

Fellow bisexual faggot here. I used to 'become' gay and expiremental when horny, and now i can only fap to /hm/ material. But I've never dared to try anything out in a personal perspective, so I'll likely always remain in a shell of morbid curiosity. Don't embrace anything yet, because you're likely confused as I was. But maybe you'll find some solace in your sexuality if youre more social than I am.
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>>29282179
>>29282231
Don't start on this, it just leaves you frustrated that you can't experience the real thing take it from me.
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>>29280833
Getting anons all turned on and bulged up in their pants is actually a big fetish of mine...
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>>29282229
I recognize that feel. I've wanted to jerk off a hottie friend of mine at high school, but now he's out of state and even hotter now and I'm sadl
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>>29282294
I actually met this guy from 4chan, we're both gay but never did anything but I want to do bad, we can both feel together ;w;
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Any anons want to hang out and maybe do things in georgia?
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>>29282263
that's why i'll never erp
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>It's an "ugly anons RP with cute anime faces" episode
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ffffffffffffffuck this thread is too much
I can't take it anymore
I need to suck dick
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>>29282186
Yeah I've been told that, but I don't get why I'm so targeted
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>mfw I find a qt anon with a musk fetish to kik with

limitless fap material tbqh senpaitachi
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>>29282398
im not ugly, anon!
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>>29282398
Fairly certain /r9k/'s gay/bi population is better looking than the straight
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>>29282451
Where are you located anonn?p
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>>29282451
Face is the important bit unfortunately
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>>29282483
Gays and bis are just more aesthetically pleasing over all anon
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>>29282451
>no face
>has tits

anon...
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>>29282231
n-no, I don't even use skype
and this >>29282263
is so true I'd just get depressed
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>>29282737
they had barely grown when that picture was taken! its just because the clothes were tight!
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>>29282730
fffffffffuuuuuuucck

would cuddle and do lewd things with/10
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>>29282770
Well it could lead to wonderful things happening if you found the right person. But I'm not gonna push you or anything.
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>>29282793
Boys shouldn't have tits, anon.
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>>29282730
Show forehead.
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>>29282853
im an androgyne!

a little bit of tits can be cute i think...

>>29282872
you cant ever see it because of hair though..
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>>29282914
Show body and more pls.
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>>29282937
w-what does more mean?
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God damn, I really want a cock in my mouth.
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>>29274629
This. I'm pretty homo for 2D but I don't think there's any 3D trap that would do it for me.
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>>29283032
It means your penis and butt
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>tfw no trap bf to ERP with and give gifts
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>>29283063
is it good enough?
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>>29283119
What kinda gifts?
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>>29283089
but thats gay anon..
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>tfw you wake up and just lie on your stomach fantasizing about getting pounded
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>>29280805
dont use my pics turbonerd
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>>29283161
show dat qt boy chest, anon
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>>29283149

Anything you want, could want, do want.
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>>29283196
its a very manly chest!
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>>29283251
damn, hairless guys are cute
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>>29283211
A-Are you rich or something? post email let's talk
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>>29283306
body hair is gross and it makes me feel gross
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>>29283309
What is it with traps and anime images? And why do they type like they're stammering?
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>>29283347
it's cute desu
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>tfw jerk off to this guy when horny that posted his face in a thread a week ago or so.

He's just so qt.
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>>29276916
When are you going to come out of the closet Omar?
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Fuck man, everytime I get horny, I have the fantasy of sucking cock and swallowing cum, but I can never bring myself to do it. What do
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>>29283309

I have money to spare.

What are you into? What are you looking for?
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>>29283379
It really isn't, at least if you ask me cause it comes across as fake.
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>>29282730
You're soooo cute, I'd kill to be your bf ;_;
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>>29274399
Just ask him, like you are curios and want to try it, but you are afraid of others but you feel comfy with him. And say you want to do it in a gloryhole sex shop, so you can avoid is eyes.
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>>29283505
Like a lot of money? I was looking to get some new clothes, skirts panties and socks and stuff, idk..
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>>29283480
You need just a liiiittle push anon. A steady hand to pat the back of your head very gently, and just bring your mouth a bit closer to the glistening head. Once you've had your first taste, you're pretty much past the point of no return so there would be no point in not finishing the job.
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>>29283629

Sure, show a picture.
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>>29283670
I'm not at home right now and I don't really like posting pictures publically anyway, that's why I asked for email
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>>29283648
I need that. I need it real bad.
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>>29282451
>>29282914
>>29283032
>>29283251

Damn. You look good. What's your routine?
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>>29283772
i dont have a routine!
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>>29283706

Sure

][email protected]
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>>29283766
Would you like to chat on skype a bit? I have some experience with helping people make the jump. Just text though.
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>>29283772
>What's your routine?
It's hormones

>>29283800
you're consuming artificial hormones
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>>29283811
Um, I've already sucked a cock once. I just want it again and I want to do it better.
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>tfw had another gay dream last night

>Lived in some small town in Alaska by the shore
>Was roommates with a qt trap
>Went to take a shower one morning
>Opened the curtain to find him already using it
>He invites me in
>Start rubbing our dicks together
>Hear him make a girly moan
>Start to feel the pre cum ooze out of me as my mind thinks up the hottest porn
>Wake up as I start to feel my cock wiggle around
>Dream was over
>Didn't even have a chance to cum
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>>29283833
i was only on hrt for a little less than 3 months, im off it right now, but ill be going back on in a few weeks
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>>29283807
Sent! mutedaaa
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>>29283811
Ah man, add me: Ulcar_
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i need a cute b-f that likes anime and vidya!!
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>>29283994
There's a lot of people with that name. Why don't you just add cyberanmagics instead?
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>tfw not ugly but anons on /r9k/ want androgynous fem boys
;_;
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>>29284216
i'm a random anon and i must say i'm just not into masculinity
i don't want my partner (if i ever had one baka) to be bigger and stronger than me
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>tfw I have a boyfriend now but I still love reading these threads
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>>29284216
Nah the open gays will like you fine, just the trapfags are obsessed with femboys since they're hard to find offline.
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>Get very very drunk one evening
>Feel immensely gay, to the point I actually came out on Facebook
>Sobered up, feelings withdraw
>But not completely
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>>29284271
how to get a boyfriend pleas help
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>tfw want to do lewd things to butt but annoying hemorrhoids wont go away
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>>29284532
Grindr since they're fucking desperate to fuck anything in my experience, tinder is generally good. Other than that try lgbt venues or gay sites, anywhere to find fellow homos.
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>tfw you're only confident/alpha when drunk
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>>29284532

Step 1 - Don't be fat.

That is all.
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>>29284532
Well, we met on /r9k/ and were pretty good friends for a bit, eventually one night we confessed how we felt to each other and now we're working on meeting up sometime. I guess just try to find somebody that you just love to be with best of luck I guess
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>>29284540
>Tfw want lewd butt stuff done to you but afraid of it hurting and first time guy being too rough
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>>29284574
Can you detail average grindr encounter?
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>>29284601
>tfw want lewd butt stuff but can't find prostate
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>>29284649
seriously, how do people do that?
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>>29284598
>tfw you look constantly in different places but can never find anyone or anyone interested in you
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>>29284649
find someone to help you find it
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>>29284718
i just want to find someone that at least lives in the same country so there's actually a chance of meeting up
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>>29284804
where do you live senpai?
origin
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>>29284718
Me and my boyfriend met through a mutual Skype group, then we started playing dota together and started talking from there, we got along super well. The most important part is finding somebody that you just love to be with I guess.

>>29284804
I'm from Canada and my boyfriend is from the states, there's always hope!
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>>29284837
i live in England
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