>catfishing for betas on a dating app
>some retard literally wearing a fedora messages me praising my fake profile
>talk to him over a few days, act like I'm interested, he's going nuts over this attention
>asks if we can meet up
>tell him I live in an area about 5 hours away from him
>he says it's fine if he can stay over, I agree he can
>mfw this little beta fuck thinks he's being slick and is gonna get laid
>have this retard drive 5 fucking hours to the middle of nowhere
>asks "Hey are you almost here?"
>say "Yeah I'm on my way sorry I'm a bit late <3 <3"
>30 minutes later he asks where I am
>"Oh yeah I got stuck in traffic I'm sooo sorry! Please wait for me I'm coming I promise!"
>an hour passes, it's now getting dark out
>"You're not coming are you?"
>say "LMAO FAGGOT" and block him
>he's now stranded in the middle of nowhere at night with nowhere to sleep
Anyone else done shit like this? Holy shit what a rush.
>>29274058
Fedorian absolutely BTFO, how will he ever recover?
>>29274058
You're a terrible person and almost certainly as retarded as the beta you tricked.
>>29274118
He was a faggot that literally wore a fedora, didn't you read? He definitely deserved it for not having any self-awareness whatsoever.
>>29274118
This is why he doesn't have friends
>>29274129
And you just had to be the one to teach him a lesson. Jesus what a loser. Why dont you actually talk to girls on your dating app instead of tease neckbeards? Faggot.
>>29274058
That is seriously fucking devilish OP
>>29274156
You seriously sound like a butthurt faggot, calm down.
A nigger stole my Fedora.
feelsbadman
Not nearly as bad, but when I was in college I used to catfish people over yikyak pretty often.
They'd complain about wanting people to talk to or needing homework help and I'd tell em to meet me at my dorm which was always across campus.
Sometimes I'd sit right next to them and pretend to be waiting for someone else to see how long they would wait there. One time the person asked me if I was the person they were waiting for. Lying right to a stranger's face is such a rush.
>>29274156
You may be able to tip your fedora, but you can't tip fortune in your favor, my man
>>29274156
>talk to vapid whores who he'll get nowhere with because he isn't Chad
or
>fuck with neckbeards which actually produces great results
Which do you think is the more appealing option?
>>29274219
this is pretty tip top anon
being able to see their face and frustration and being able to keep your composure at the same time
impressive to be honest
>>29274058
Honestly this is sadder for you than for him.
He learns his lessen, hopefully grows up sometime soon and drops the fedora.
For you it's to late, you're already a jaded human being who has to resort to shit like this to get enjoyment out of life :^)
>>29274258
This.
How could you even lie convincingly? I'd be all jittery and sweaty in anticipation.
I catfish on Chad profiles to see how easy they get it
>>29274058
OP is a Jew. Like a rat spreads disease, OP spreads misery!
The Jew is a pervert.
The Jew is a sadist.
The Jew is inhuman.
Yes, all of this is true. The Jew has and will always feed off the misery of the goyim. Sad. Sad indeed.
>>29274289
I've always been really good at separating my emotions and nerves from my actions when I'm around other people. Might have been a learned trait because my friend group in middle school and high school communicated through nonstop insults. Might not have been the healthiest way to cope, but it could have been worse.
It's kind of like disconnecting your brain from what you're doing and saying and letting things happen naturally.
>>29274356
The hypocrisy of this post is astounding.
>>29274268
>he learns his lesson
yeah, sounds great until he takes his stepdad's gun and shoots up a campus
>>29274058
This is mean OP i hope you get catfished
>>29274387
Do not appropriate smug Pepe, he is a valiant symbol of white nationalism.
To even glance at Smug Pepe it is painful for the Jew. Like a vampire staring at the Sun the Smug Pepe blinds te Jew with its holy power. The Jew recoils in agony, how! How could it exist! No. That white nationalist frog meme does not exist!
Baffled that it does not disappear on the 2nd glance the Jew makes towards the glorious meme, the Jew decides he's better off blind. At least then he will not have to face such a glorious meme.
So he adds Pepe filters distributed to him by his Rabbi and goes off to watch cuckold porn, the black cock penetrating the white woman is deeply arousing to him.
>>29274401
Could you really blame him?
I'm surprised people like CWC never went apeshit like that, he's actually had literally OP's story done to him and other, far worse things.
>>29274058
he just drives home then? lame joke
>>29274500
who is CWC?
>>29274665
This studmuffin.
>>29274219
that sounds like something izaya on durarara would do
D E V I L I S H
V E R Y O R I G I N A L P O S T
>>29274692
i wish his fake guitar was my cock
>>29274109
By posting a woman hate thread on this pathetic board
I hope he shoots up some stacy bar
>>29274268
This right here
Cilantro
