I'm going to kill myself soon. What should I do before I do it.
>Inb4 don't do it
>>29274044
Order a helium kit with your neetbux
>>29274044
Kill yourself first faggggit XDD
http://gawker.com/heres-the-jihadist-magazine-that-taught-the-boston-bom-478605581
Build this and take people down with u
>>29274070
>>29274073
Thanks guys that really helped
>>29274122
no problem, robot-kun.
>>29274103
Nah I don't really feel like killing. I just want to get out of this world. Sorry no beta uprising today.
>>29274143
So does anybody have any other ideas or should I use the helium already
Bloxblox
Heroin. Trust me.
>>29274199
You know this isn't a bad idea I will think about that
>>29274212
Although really you might as well do all the drugs if you havent already. They can fuck you up in the long term but if you're going to off yourself anyway you might as well.
>>29274191
Depends, what tools are available to you?
>>29274044
Try the biscuits and gravy lays.
They'll help you go through with it.
Please blame it on the chips.
>>29274070
Might try it out along with op when my shit gets unbearable, but isn't helium painful and expensive?
>>29274274
Don't have much work part time as a dish washer at a restaurant
>>29274288
These.
Roblox
>>29274304
Not idea about cost but who cares about the pain? If your life is so painful surely you can just grit your teeth and get on with it
>>29274304
Its better then a lot of other ways. Gun is probably the best. Hanging is good too.
>>29274304
Helium iw painless if it's pure.
Unfortunately, due to shortages, it is no longer widely sold in pure form.
Go with welding argon if you need an inert and painless gas to die to.
>>29274288
>>29274324
Ill your this. I've in Arizona so ill see If I can find them in a wallmart
>>29274333
I dont even have enough money to buy a gun and hanging is also pretty painful, I guess I have to bear it for a while... hopefully life gets better
>>29274313
Rent a parachute, go to the nearest mountain and tie it around your neck. Jump off and deploy it, bonus points if you wear an anime cosplay and fly over a busy highway.
>>29274351
Thank you.
Those chips are disgusting and won someone $1 million.
I hate this world.
>>29274373
Kek OP here you just don't have the balls to take it. What's a little pain compared to you're whole life.at least it will he over.
>>29274388
Kek this would be a fun way to die. Ill dress up has fucking naruto
>>29274404
I dont even have a dick let alone having a ball balls but the naruto cosplay sounds amusing kek
>>29274418
That's pretty good.
Make sure to blame the chips and reddit for concincing you.
And DON'T forget to whipe your pc
>>29274464
Well I'm not going to do the robot thing and tell you to gtfo but In my experience life doesn't get better. So I'm going to jump off this endless train.
>>29274487
Kek I now I really want to do this. And yeah I probably won't need to wipe it.
>>29274494
Are you old or something? You seem waayyy more excited to die
>>29274324
As a Brit I can't even begin to image how bad thee taste. I've visited America and had biscuits and gravy once and nearly threw up.
>>29274522
No im only 21 I've just have been through a lot of shit
>>29274530
>gravy
>on biscuits
Who the hell puts gravy on a biscuit?
>>29274555
People from the south. My dad side of the family does it all the time
>>29274568
pretty disgusting
>>29274597
I was never a fan of it
>>29274044
write a manifesto to help people with similar problems
>>29274044
Get in a fight with a random stranger.
>>29274781
If I could help my problems I certainly would have by now
>>29274818
Why would I do this
>>29274555
>>29274568
How do you not like it? I'd eat it every day if I could. In Kentucky you can't find any place serving breakfast that doesn't have biscuits with sausage gravy.
But yes those particular chips are awful.
>>29274857
but you could help others just by describing your problems by providing relatable stuff
>>29274886
Ill just tell them to off themselves like I am
shoot up a nightclub
>>29274926
There is two problems with this
1. I'm bisexual
2. I am also an atheist
>>29274948
Shoot up a mosque and have a final diary entry saying that it's revenge for the pulse nightclub.
>>29274044
Well I'm going to sleep I might make a thread again later if I don't off myself
>>29275034
Holy shit is it bad that I like this idea
