I knew I wasn't like you guys, I knew I was a failed normie waiting to blossom!
That's nice, buddy. I had a 10 year relationship full of kinky fucking. And then it ended when she finally realized I was a cyborg forever and could never be reprogrammed into a normie.
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>>29273952
Yes I did. I don't think I did a very good job though
Congrats, but you wont pass the normie frontier and will always be a cyborg at best, im sorry
>>29273884
And? You might not realize this but cuckold husbands boyfriends got laid at some point of their lives. Then she went and fucked other dudes.
You are not safe yet. So far you have only proven to be cyborg but not a healthy normie yet.
>>29273978
I shall keep striving for more. I shall become a normie!
>>29273974
Why? Is the fact that I ever spent time here a black spot on my normie resume?
>>29274192
How long have you been here? No normie would spend more than a week in this place.
I mean, not only are you on 4chan, you're on r9k.
>I jumped in a ocean of water therefore I can swim
You got kissed because some girl were either shit-faced or you have lucky genetics.
Update us when you can actually keep a job, have a place to stay and some hobbies. Then I might look at you differently.
>>29274520
I'm average looking and we'd only had two drinks.
I have a job, but not a proper one, and I live at home with my parents while I'm at uni. Hobbies I'm working on.
Thanks for the advice kinda.
