>be average looking
>be shy
>tfw no german gf
why even live
>>29273749
fuck off mohamed
original
>>29273749
I assume you're in Germany? It's pretty easy to get a cute German (or non-German) gf there. You don't even have to be super outgoing, just a little bit more outgoing than the average guy.
German girls rarely approach though (unless they are drunk) and even if they do, they do it kind of half-assedly, so that the guy gets to do the actual asking out.
>>29273803
>just a little bit more outgoing than the average guy.
here's where it gets tricky.
also
>tfw no german fembots
>>29273847
>>just a little bit more outgoing than the average guy.
You can practice this. Go out a lot and get better at talking to strangers. Practice how to flirt too, if you're not good at it already.
>>29273749
>be above average looking
>be shy
>tfw no none degenerate swedish gf
>>29273749
All the German women available are taken by rapefugees now.
Enjoy life as a pussy free white boi
>>29273881
sucks when you're in a shitty small village with nothing to go out to
>>29273881
>Practice how to flirt too, if you're not good at it already.
What board is this?!
>be German
>be shy
>all the girls are even more shy than you
>the girl you have a crush on also has a crush on you and you both know of the mutual crush
>neither of you does anything about it and you part ways eventually
These are true Germanic feels.
>>29273943
why would you bring such a sad feel back up
>>29273943
You forgot that
>couple years later she's having her third child from Muhammad
>>29273965
Germans may appear cold on the outside but we wallow in pain on the inside. Our culture is still very much like that. In a way, Prussian militarism also stems from that; a bit like a sadist who's acting out the pains in his inner world on the outer world.
Being German is a very sad affair.
>>29274001
I don't think it's too bad tbqh
>>29273943
Oh Lordy Lord, that is what happens with me often. You stare into each other eyes time after time but none of us makes a move. It kills my heart everytime.
>>29274021
It really is. There's always a sense of dry melancholy in the air with true Germans. Believe me, I live here, I have talked to them, I have lived with them, I am one myself. Not every moment is like this; but it is the thread that runs beneath all our lives as the German blood courses our veins.
>>29274056
I'm german as well but don't have that... Am I weird? idk
>>29274055
I think you're just imagining things. Maybe you look into her eyes with lust, but all she's seeing is some dumb retard autist and is actually laughing at you internally.
>>29274084
Yeah of course my man, that's why I become a feminist
>>29274056
It because of self hatred because of the holocaust. Kys and promote multiculturalism and welcome them refugees.
>>29273943
This actually happened to me a lot when I was younger. You're the guy though and you'll need to learn how to get over your shyness and insecurity and make a move. Once I did this, I haven't had a hard time with girls ever again. I still cringe though, thinking back about the cuties that waited for me to make a move. Regret is a horrible feeling. Young anons, make sure to at least give it a try. Ask girls out, learn how to be assertive and how to take things to a physical level.
>>29274080
You're probably Turkish desu.
>german girls
origi
>>29274123
>You're probably Turkish desu.
Don't tell me what I am. I was born here in Germany so I am German, shitlord.
>>29273943
I had this once, but I only realized years later that that's what was happening.
>das gefuehl wenn
>>29274150
>I was born here in Germany so I am German, shitlord.
Holy fuck, has to be someone else posting looking to shit >>29274080
>>29274150
autistic and kanacke, thats life on hardmode. How did yunus and cengiz treat you when you were kids in the ghetto?
>>29273943
>fuehls welche nur ein wahrer Allemanne erahnen kann
do any of my fellow GERobots live close to hamburg ?
>>29274598
That picture screems mental illness. If you can't get a proper gf in Germany, then I don't know what to tell you, anon. There are so many cute and interesting girls living in my town, that it would be really hard to stay faithful to my gf if she wasn't perfect for me in every single way.
>>29274638
>interesting
just no
tried online dating, everyone writes the same shit and is boring as fuck, german girls suck
I'm a slavbot who is going to study in Paderborn next year. What should I expect ?
>>29274652
some cute girls but mostly wannabe ghetto stacys
>>29274652
nice town, probably boring as fuck just keep on drinking vodka and beating people up like you do at home and youll be fine
>>29274649
>tried online dating
Online dating is mostly used for casual sex now. Just approach girls during events or meet someone through mutual friends etc.
>>29274638
how does it "screem" mental illness lmfao...
also i live in a very small town where most people know eachother and since im a KV Shutin im not able to just go out and talk to cute girls
>>29274718
no matter for what its used for the conversations are boring as fuck
>>29274598
Sure 30 km north of Hamburg here
>tfw have German gf
>>29273749
Eat shit and die, Muslim.
>>29274253
>deutschland
>ghetto
>>29274726
>how does it "screem" mental illness lmfao
It's pretty obvious that the anon who posted it doesn't socialize much. Nearly everyone at least has a couple of interesting platonic friends of the other gender. It's the same old "all girls are boring and want the same things etc.". He is obessed with women, yet hates them.
>tfw no powerfully built fraulein that can bear strong aryan children
>>29273749
Why would you like a German gf? I'm from Germany and most girls I "know" are thots.
>>29274807
have you heard of pinneberg
For all the shy autists:
>write phone number and name on several tiny sheets
>go to an event close-by
>sneak it into their jacket or back
Might turn out well, you don't even have to sperg out about looking them into the eyes desu. And if it works you'll have a qt story.
>>29275598
thats actually pretty smart and might work out if you do it on like 50 chicks. Or you get beat up badly because they thinnk you want to steal something
>>29273749
I want a German gf too, cuddle with her white she speaks German god what a strong language, makes me have a boner
>>29273749
my ex is german
she is also fucking mental
>>29275725
>tfw German myself
>tfw getting turned on by the language too
It is not the most beautiful language but fuck, it's just so great.
>>29273749
"Haettest du am Freitag nach der Uni Lust mit mir einen Kaffee trinken zu gehen?"
Is that SO hard?
>why even live
Weil es im Leben mehr und Wertvolleres gibt als nur Frauen.
>>29275598
That's literally the most autistic advice I have ever heard in my life. Not even exaggerating.
>>29276553
>tfw swissfag
>tfw german is like a second native tongue
>mfw I still can't speak it properly because of my retarded swiss dialect
>>29277076
I wouldn't let it bother you, Germans are retards that can almost never understand other people speaking their own language.
One of the most common things I see in YouTube comments from people of other nationalities speaking the language (many of them native German speakers) is Germans saying they can't understand what the person is saying.
I have almost never seen this from English speakers, someone has to be REALLY shitty at the language with an awful accent to not be comprehensible.
was soll der Geiz
ist hier 1 gf aus Muenchen am Lauern?
Dutchbot here. That feel when no Dutch or German gf.
>be German
>literally every girl I meet is taken
>yet many of my male friends/acquaintances don't have a gf either
What's the math behind this? It's like every Chad has 2-3 gf's at once.
