How can I tell my boyfriend I cheated on him without upsetting him? My friends tell me to just cry and that usually gets them out of anything but I'm not as good as them yet.
>>29273633
Tell that you've cheated on him and want to break off from relationship.
give him a pass to cheat on you
>>29273633
Casually mention it while fucking him. Tell him you did it because you wanted to probe the other guy for a potential threesome. Your boyfriend will go crazy for you.
>>29273633
Anal sex isn't cheating, fukboi
>>29273651
I could never do that to him. Plus we're roommates right now so ending the relationship would make things difficult.
>>29273662
Pretty sure he's already cheating. I've seen his text messages, he's getting way to friendly with this girl he knew from highschool. Unlike him, I just want to be honest about my !mistakes.
You already broke the relationship bond by cheating on him
Now you every step you take forward isn't sacred because you're hiding this betrayal from him
Tell him in all honesty; and let HIM make the choice. You made yours, let him make his.
And understand your position here. You CANNOT romantize this any other way; you cheated on him. That's it. Don't manipulate him to think otherwise.
t. Cheater & Cheatee
Are you sure you weren't raped instead of having cheated?
It's almost impossible to tell without deep analysis.
>>29273761
I am going to tell him. I'm asking how can I tell him in a way that won't destroy the relationship. As I said already, we're roommates, if I upset him one of us is gonna have to move out and it's not gonna be me.
Put a bullet through your head, slut.
Here's an idea on how you can get out of the entire situation with only a tiny weenie bit of pain:
Get a shotgun
Put it in your mouth
Pull the trigger
Tell him you are sorry for being a worthless whore who cares about her primal urges more than loyality and keeping a bond with a man. Than crawl away in shame and find a New host to betray and leech off on
Offer to have a MWW threesome with another woman. Get his confidence high. Then ask if you can watch him when he just fucks her. After that, tell him that you want him to watch YOU get fucked by another guy. If he's reluctant, then beg until he eventually agrees. Make him watch. Then you can tell him that you "feel bad for cheating". 70% he just breaks up because he's a cuck, though.
>>29273820
Honestly? That's something you'LL have to work out with him. The best advice I can give is just bring him down softly and let him vent his anger/depression out, answer all of his questions honestly, and DON'T hide any information from him. If he finds out you didn't tell him something, it will anger/depress him more and he'll be harder to work with in the future
>>29273820
If he isnt a cuck, he will kick your ass out of the door and leave you laying in your own goo
FUCK OFF STACEY
GET OUT OF MY BOARD STUPID SLUT!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29273820
You betrayed his trust and insulted him by sleeping with someone else while you were still with him. He's gonna get angry whatever the technique that you use unless he's a massive faggot
Realtalk:
Stuff all your bodyholes with paper and firecrackers, roll around in gasoline and Set yourself on fire
I hope he beats you up, dumb whore
Pic related, whore
>>29273734
why do people even call themselves dating if they are just cheating on each other
stop being dumb and be fwb
>>29273870
I don't want to bring him down, I love him, he's been good to me and I want to be with him. That's why I want to be honest. I seriously never planned any of this it just happened.
Murder-suicide if both of you are cheating.
else suicide.
>>29273633
Here's is ehat you should do. You fucking tell him. You fucked up. You pay for it you broke a promise between him an you. You should deal with the consequences and feel like shit about it. Maybe he will find it in his heart to forgive you. But I hope you get what you deserve bitch.
>>29273633
oh god the bait
>>29274007
This fucking bait
>>29274064
It always "just happens". Fuck you sound like an insufferable whore.
Please, please, PLEASE do Earth a favor and kill yourself. The world will be a far better place without you in it.
>>29274108
What about him? He's been talking to that girl long before I slept with this guy. I'm already doing enough even asking for forgiveness. Fuck outta here with that misogynistic bullshit.
I mean I love him and all, but he's a sneak. He's good at not giving away information, but I can still see it. The way he laughs when they talk on the phone, the way they look at each other, those "friendly" Facebook comments.
I never planned to cheat on him, but at least now I can finally confront him about this.
>>29274064
You loved him so much you cheated on him.
I would probably go ahead and not tell him but plan for the rare contingency that one of your friends gets uppity some point in the future (ie, this bitch is crraaazzy, she just hates me because XYZ)
>>29274357
Kek I know this is bait but just go back to tumblr
Hopefully when you confess to him he'll kill you. Or I hope you get raped by a bunch of niggers
Just don't do any mental gymnastics to convince yourself it's really his fault and assume responsibility. You'll be a better person for it.
>>29274064
>just happened
So what you're telling me is, you did a pratfall on his dick repeatedly? Like, someone put a banana peel on the floor and you slipped, fell, and landed snatch-first on his papa pole?
You clumsy git.
>>29274471
Shit happens. One moment you're doing laundry, the next it occurs to you there's a dick inside your vagina.
Not that it justifies anything but I'm dying to hear what the story was as to how you cheated on him.
Was he a friend? A random you met on Tinder? Your boss? Coworker?
>>29274535
He's the bus driver on my route home from work. I forgot my tickets and so he covered me, I stayed up front and talked to the driver while the bus was in motion. Anon, pragmatically speaking the thrill of rule breaking played a big part in this, but I'm not going to change my route so I need to figure out how to diffuse this.
>>29274575
>Bus driver
Ahahaha, oh my god.
I was thinking it was a sly co worker that wore you down over weeks and months, not.....not a fucking BUS driver, Jesus.
How fucking OLD was this guy? What's he look like?
>>29274575
Oh lordy, this has to be bait.
If not, I bet you'd love to get dicked by a laundromat worker if he gave you half, no, maybe a quarter of a roll of quarters when you said you were out.
$1.25 for pussy is a fucking deal as long as you're not over 300 pounds.
>>29274623
I'm here for advice, not judgement, I have a hunch I'll get my share of that down the line. He was not old, just a man. A mistake. by the way this was bait.
>>29274471
No he's just a friend that caught me at a vulnerable time. I don't feel the same way with him as I do with my bf.
>>29274575
Not me.
>>29273734
>I'm a cheating whore
>No guise, it's alright. He cheated first!
Fucking tell him now if you're so sure.
>>29274695
>coming to /r9k/ for advice on how to get a pass on cheating
what could possibly go wrong?
>>29274699
Well he's shown how "honorable" he is
>>29274699
>vulnerable time
Yeah, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that one.
He didn't drug you, didn't force you at all. This is all your fault. 100% your fault. You're an adult, so take responsibility for your actions.
>>29273734
>Unlike him
You're no better, you fucking slag.
>>29273820
>How can I spin this so I continue to have what I want?
You deserve to be alone. You fucking whore.
>>29274064
>He's been good to me
You said he cheated earlier, which is it?
>>29274732
Technically he did. He's my reefer buddy, usually he's a really goofy guy but that day he really knew what to say, how to say it, and where to touch. It was just a heat of the moment kind of thing, it meant nothing.
>>29273734
> have no proof he's done anything wrong
> guise he looked at an old friend, I won't stand for this!
> mental gymnastics, I now have every right to cheat
> I still want him to not dump my unloyal ass
>>29273633
Easy, just get him into cuckold porn
>>29274357
>He's cheating, I have no proof but I can FEEEEEL it.
>Now that I've cheated on him, I have a good reason to bring it up!
You're a psychopath. Stop dating. Period. Don't reproduce.
>>29274790
>technically
Nope. Bad. No go.
It's your fault, end of story. You're not a dating sim character that you can just plug in the right responses to get sex from, you're an adult human being with your own judgement. Your fault for having this happen.
>>29274795
I never said I had a right to cheat. I already said I felt guilty for this and telling him. And he is cheating, I can tell. Maybe if I'm honest with him he'll start being honest with me.
>be whore
>betray basic trust
>don't want to upset him :(
Please fucking neck yourself
>>29274862
It'll come to light he wasn't cheating, you went nuts off a feeling just like all women, and he'll dump your ass.
>>29274695
>Don't judge me!
No. You did a fucked up thing and you're still expecting to get your way even though you don't deserve a happu relationship. You owe it to your bf to tell him the truth and also leave him alone. You're a bad person. Get that through your head.
>>29274790
>It meant nothing!
>But I bet that girl he's cheating on me with... I bet that's something!
>>29274883
Women have been using revenge fucking as part of their emotional arsenal since monogamy was conceived. You may not like it because it scares you or offends you, but it's the way the world works, bucko.
>>29274925
So I have to say it's correct? No, you retard.
>>29274913
I would forgive him, we'd be even then. What I don't like is if he doesn't just be HONEST with me.
God this is going nowhere, I already know what to do. I just thought at least one of you guys would see my side of this. Should have known better.
>>29274961
Just live under a rock your whole life buddy, many people think consuming tendies is morally wrong, and obviously they're right cause they say it aloud.
>>29274987
Haven't read the thread, but of course we fucking wouldn't see your side you stupid cunt, this board is full of people who either haven't had a gf or have been cheated on before, so of course they won't show you sympathy.
I hope this is b8 because goddamn it got me gud
>>29274357
Chances are it's guilt that you are feeling. He must have cheated because it was so easy for you to cheat. You know he has friends of the opposite sex and he is friendly to them so that means he cheats. So you, in a state of upsetting behavior, cheat thinking it doesn't matter. You don't have proof of his cheating and chances are he isn't. You are the bad guy. You did wrong. You messed up.
>>29274998
>>29274925
Btw it's not revenge fucking. I'm not a fucking whore. It was a stupid mistake and I'm willing to put it right by telling him.
>>29273668
Protip: that's not the kind of threesome most guys are looking for.
>>29273633
pic related
>>29275078
How would you know?
Of course it was strike back. Oh no, I'm sure he just smoked you out, we all know how many inhibitions are lost when someone has a toke of that sweet mary jane.
Come on, it was revenge fucking, I don't know why you'd even try and pretend it wasn't. Just embrace it and slap him across the face with it if he starts rubbing you wrong
>>29275196
No stupid, it wasn't. It just happened.
>>29275228
yes it was, unless you were raped you had motivation and I am assuming this was after you had suspicions of his infidelity. To stick your head in the sand at this point is ridiculous.
but so much for honesty, obviously I'm just projecting reasoning onto something that just sort of fell together in a vacuum
>>29275228
This kind of shit doesn't "just happen." It was a conscious decision by you, an adult, to do this. You deliberately did this.
Take. Responsibility. For. Your. Actions. Quit trying to soften this to divert responsibility.
>>29275228
Dumb whore. Think with your brain, not your aids- ridden genitals
>Roastie whore posting
>Normalfaggots posting
This is going to be a long summer.
>>29275324
I am loser. How many times do I have to say it?
>>29274357
>>29274064
>Wants to be honest
>Cheated on the first opportunity
You fucking bitch. And you're still a fucking whore to even ask such question whether you should tell him. Of course you do, trash. You were aware of that situation and 100% KNEW consequences, no one fucking raped you, YOU did it on your own. And about those Facebook comments. Atleast you fucking see he's being so nice and can guess that's maybe his cheating, and you, fucking degenerate, made everything like a rat.
>>29275349
yeah, this certainly is outside of the norm here fellow aspergers survivor
I hope OP's boyfriend "just happens" to help relocate a large-caliber round inside OP's skull cavity.
This is a FALSE FLAG operation
Made by a misogynistic homo to try and trick you into give up on your waifu
don't listen to HIS lies
>>29275393
Nobody cares about that softening attempt, either. No sympathy on this one.
You're an adult. Take responsibility for this.
>>29275404
Whatever sperg. He'll stay with me. I'll cry, tell him how bad I feel, tell him I was confused and it all just happened so fast. He'll try to make me feel better then we'll have make up sex. He'll forgive me.
You and everyone else on this board, you'll be alone playing with your pathetic dick forever.
>>29273705
guess what fucking whore cheating on your bf while living together would make things difficult.
>>29275609
And there it is.
You really just wanted to have some people give you sympathy and tell you how you're not the bad one in this situation. You don't get it and you resort to manipulating your boyfriend.
I think we're done here.
>>29275609
i was hesitant but this thread is definitely b8
>>29273633
>tfw everyone realizes you're a man
Let's see some timestamped tits, since you're claiming to be a whore anyway.
>>29275609
Oh OP, just stop shitposting already. The bait became really obvious now. How would a girl even find a god damn place named /r9k/? Typing in Google: forum where I can whine about my cheating?
>>29275609
Better than to die die from superaids, fudgepacker.
>>29275672
It's not manipulation. It's called love and understanding, that's why guy on this thread could never be with a worthwhile woman.
>>29275726
You can only be with a "worthwhile" woman if you are a complete and utter cuck?
>>29275701
I've been here since the gentlemen era. Sad how misogynistic and red pilled it's become.
>>29275726
Of course it's manipulation. You're manipulating his emotions by crying, and saying that it wasn't your fault.
Accept that you're a whore, tell him that you cheated, and break it off.
You see, you're the perfect example for a woman guys don't like. A manipulating, cheating slut.
>>29274925
What are you going on about? Are you unironically supporting cheating or just shitting out insults cause you love those delicious (you)'s
This isn't fucking /adv/. Jesus Christ.
You'll be burning in hell with the rest, perhaps your soul will be eliminated
Literally laughed out loud at work he bait is so obvious
>>29273633
Were you trying to make me mad, Mister OP man? Because you failed.
>>29274575
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is this bait? Are women actually as weak willed as a heroin addict being offered a bottle of Roxys?
Tell your BF and get ready to get kicked to the curb. it's one thing if it was with a friend or someone you both knew, but the fucking bus driver?
This is material straight out of a whorification fantasy
>>29273820
>one of us is gonna have to move out and it's not gonna be me
Maybe it should be you though. You did cheat on him based on an assumption, even if you turned out to be right it still kind of a stupid thing to do. Best thing to do is to be honest, if he still decides that you aren't worth the trouble then understand why he doesn't feel like he deserved the treatment you gave him. You shouldn't expect to do the wrong thing and figure out there's a way to avoid consequences.
