>Anon let's play willy wars!
>Whomever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars and when I used his tight bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
i have really weak loads because i have no self control
i wish i was his bf so i could make him cum like that
if I win can I use ur through as a fanny~ :3
>>29272358
can I use ur bum bum as a fanny~ :3
>>29272321
it shouldn't but it looks nice
last night my willy went really big, i got willy milk all over myself. being upside down with a big willy is fun!
>>29272321
Never gets old. :3
>>29272433
Post yours, anon
>>29272583
you dont want to see it, trust me
>>29272598
if you don't like your dick anon, you can borrow mine
>>29272632
but i'm not even cute
>>29272777
as long as you're not fat anon, my dick doesn't mind
>>29272798i am
notoriginal
>>29272598
>>29272777
>>29272902
Hi.Are you uncut? :3
>>29272940
Not the person you're replying to, but as someone who is uncut, what's the fascination with it?
>>29272940
yes
anoriginal
>>29272958
I like the look of an uncut benis more than one that is cut. I really want to at least befriend an uncut friend/robot and give his benis a big kiss when it's soft and when it's hard. It also just looks nicer and more fun.I would know, as I am also uncut.
>>29272964
Good, good.
>>29272999
Ah, I getcha. Though the mental image of that is weird; hanging out, stopping whatever you're doing, giving a kiss and then proceeding like nothing ever happened.
>>29273020
I didn't mean for it to sound like that, but I do like the idea of that.
yall is gay
>>29273042
Well, what else would it be? I mean, otherwise the friend tag seems kind of unnecessary if lewd stuff is going to be the focal point of the whole thing.
>>29273064
Chances are we'd plan the sex stuff in advance and not just work it into casual hanging out sessions.
>>29273079
Mh, fair. I suppose I took the kissing thing a bit too specific, imagining that that's all that would happen, since it was so specific.
>>29273093
It could happen all spontaneously, too, but I wouldn't expect it to really happen that way unless we were both horny af.
>>29273137
So what's stopped you to find someone like that?
>>29272321
>willy
>>29272369
>bum bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM
>>29272321
Heh, I haven't stroked in week, prepare to get fucked!
>>29273166
I WANT TO PUT MY WILLY IN A BUM BUM HOW DO I PROCEED
>>29273152
I'm a NEET. I don't really leave the house, and when I do it isn't to find any uncut guys to be my friend.
>>29273175
hey what's your skype let's stroke together
>>29273182
Fair, fair. But certainly you can find someone online who lives close enough?
>>29272798
Please pump all of your milk into my fanny bum bum Anon!
If you are not cute don't post this stuff.
>>29272999
>Good, good.
i don't really know what should i say now senpai
>>29273364
You should suck each others dicks
>>29273375
well, that is pretty specific
but i don't know him and i'm still a shy virgin, so that would behard
>tfw no qt shota or twink bf to fuck and cuddle with
>tfw you're an obese shitskined bastard with a small dick
>tfw you will never make a qt twink boy cum down his leg while you pound him with an 8 inch cock
>>29273400
I'm a virgin too but I pretend its a strength of my character instead of a negative because after several years of jerking off to 2D I simply lost all attraction to 3D humans.
>>29273429
You can at least lose weight. That will help, and some fat probably covers your cock and makes it look smaller than it actually is, too.
>>29273400
I am also a shy virgin, and a NEET, like I said. haha
>>29273480
If I lose this much weight I'll just look even more awful with all my loose skin. It's not worth it. I'm not in a position financially to have surgery to fix loose skin.
>>29273545
try to imagine how awkward would that actually be o_o
also you probably live far away from me
Faggots disgust me so much.
>you will never play willy wars in a British public school
>>29274045
why do you even care?
i don't get it
>>29274067
>you will never make another anon cum in your hands
>>29274106
It's not even natural to be gay.
>>29275120
why does it have to be natural?
it doesn't do any harm
>>29272321
Can you show more of that beautiful willy of yours, please???
>>29272321
stale pasta already
sage