>be kissless virgin, 20 yrs old, finally left the house after 4 years of never leaving my property, went to uncles place and helped him clean and rebuild his deck and got 500 for it
>decide I need to finally get laid to get out of my virgin NEET depression and move on in life
>go on call girl websites, do some research, take my time, finally find a very young and cute looking escort. Shes not cheap, but my 500 will cover it
>my parents are gone for the weekend. I call her over.
>she arrives wearing a Japan schoolgirl outfit just like I requested
>I have no idea how to initiate anything with a girl, so we talk about anime for an hour, then I convince her to watch some DBZ with me
>after about 90 mins she starts cuddling with me, my palms are sweating like a rainforest, heart pounding like thunder
>I start stroking her hair, have no idea what to do
>she asks if she can get naked. I say sure
>she gets naked. Literally most beautiful sight Ive ever seen
>I start crying. I tell her everything
>finally, first time ever in my life, I work up the courage to be a man and make a move. I tell her Im going to kiss her
>I lean in for the kiss. Dont quite make it. One inch gap. Waiting. She pulls away.
>she tells me sorry, I'm so sorry, it's okay, you don't have to pay
>finish watching DBZ. I make her a sandwich and she leaves, doesn't take any money
>she says I'm a really nice guy and I can email her and talk to her anytime, she wants to be my friend and help me with any girl troubles
Robots, did I just get friendzoned by a prostitue??
You don't call a prostitute for anime and feels. I understand that you needed to get that off your chest, but that kind of shit will drive any woman away. Try again.
Hard-mode: try not to pay for it.
>>29272025
But can't I form some kind of emotional connection with a woman, even if a brief one, before trying to get physical? I have a hard time imagining just ripping my clothes off in front of a stranger
She didn't make you pay and you saw her naked. Could've been worse. You gotta expect little embarrassments like this. Try again.
>>29272068
>emotional connection
>postititute
There's a part of this you are failing to grasp.
>>29272107
Well obviously I'd rather not lose my virginity to a prostitute but I have no idea how long that would take, if it ever happened at all
>>29272086
yeah, thanks, I'll try to just keep the talking more casual next time, I guess. She was really beautiful, I'm wondering if I should call her back.
>>29272173
Sounds like you got something good from the situaton, Everything isn't about sex, if you need to get shit of your chest, why not call her up. Don't rush life.
>>29272219
>Everything isn't about sex
I know, I know... but it's hard not feeling like a fuck up, almost 21, and STILL haven't even had a kiss, meanwhile everyone around me is fucking like animals.
>>29272390
You're on the robot. There's bigger things to work on other than your experience with girls. Fix up yourself first man. If talking helps, let it be the first step
Don't talk to that girl again. You'll just end up in a pathetic situation. You're off to a good start, find (or pay for) some other girl.
>>29272441
To be honest, this is a really awkward start to a friendship(?)
But its really something that you got her info, might wanna ask her what she intended when giving you the contact, because you sperged out on her before and theres nothing to lose. You know, out of curiosity, to know her motives or intentions
>>29272561
I have no idea if most sex workers are actually really cool/nice people because I've only met one, but this girl was actually pretty fucking cool. She was into anime, legitimately because we discussed it lots, she was into cosplay, and she's really non-judgemental. She also happens to have a 9/10 body and 8/10 face, easily. But I'm beginning to think that even if I don't get to have sex with her, maybe just interacting with such a gorgeous woman and getting used to doing it without sperging out might help me
>>29272107
It's fine, if she's a professional it's easy to make your client feel a connection and make the actual fucking a lot easier.
>>29272639
Dude, I wasn't there, but it sounds like you were were making her feel awkward and she left. You weren't following the script of the prostitute interaction. She didn't want you to feel bad so she said let's be friends, but is hoping you don't call.
Everyone has stories of sperging out around girls, don't worry about it. But I think it will hurt your self-confidence if you try to be "friends" with this prostitute.
>>29272711
Yeah, you're prob right. I guess I should just find another. She's pretty damn gorgeous, though, so I'm gonna have to look hard.
>pic related
The girl must be absolutely thrilled she roped in another long-term client
I wonder how many times that worked for her before.
>>29271937
Fuck nigga 9 milion keks right there
Im sorry for you anon
Best would be to kill yourself
>>29274010
It must be nice to be an Asian girl. Even a girl who looks like that can be considered gorgeous in America. She's like a 3/10 in Asia.
>>29274010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29271937
>>29271937
LOL YOU ARE A SUCH A FAGGOT DUDE HOLY SHIT HAHAAHAH CALL YOURSELF A ROBOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH CANT EVEN WEAR THE TITLE WITH PRIDE FUCKING DBZ WATCHING KID HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
>GOES FOR AN ASIAN PROSTITUTE
WEEABOOS EVERYONE
HAHAHAHAHAAHA ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN BLOWN OUT
>>29274095
must suck to be you if you think girls like that are a 3/10...
>>29274128
I prefer Asians, obv
>>29271937
1. This is bait.
2. This is one of the most sad moments in human history - friendzoned by a prostitute.
Fear not, however, she offered you help with women. A prostitute, that knows all men and women desires has offered to help you with girls. I'd take on that offer if I were you.
>>29272390
Cry me a river bitch. We have honest to god wizards.... I was nearly 28 wheb I lost my virginity.
>>29274168
yeah, I'm gonna wait a bit and then shoot her a quick text with a quick, simple question, and her response should tell me whether to go further, right? Like if she doesn't reply, obv no dice. If she takes forever to reply, no dice, but if she replies quickly and writes a thoughtful answer, I'll think about perhaps making another attempt with her.
Maybe if I can't bring myself to lose my virginity to her, at least I could try to learn how to finger a girl, or go down on her.
>>29274010
That is a reel qt Asian op. Go for it, what's the worst that could happen.
Obvious "friendzoned" jokes aside.
You actually did meet a hooker with a heart, she could have easily taken the money and if you said no you'd meet the heavies.
Shit man....say something, why the fuck not?
Just drill into your mind (and write it down) that she's an escort, she can't be your lover/girlfriend, etc etc etc. If you can't handle that and understand it then don't contact her.
Anyway, I lost my virginity at 27 so plenty of time.
well you wasted a hookers time and she didn't charge you.
I guess that counts as something
>>29274257
Yeah I can handle it. I don't want or expect to be her boyfriend. She's a cool/sweet person, though, and I'd be happy to lose my Vcard to her. Problem is that I feel like I would like to at least keep in touch with her... idk man, she's into the same things I'm into... It's been FOREVER since I've been around a female I can actually have a conversation with, and that includes my sister and mom
>>29274281
Oh shush he is worth people's time.
>>29271937
If not bait, this us absolutely kektacular.
How do you think prostitution works? They also need to objectify you. You broke through to her and that is why she wasn't exactly horny. But she offered you to even call her. What that means is that you are a likable person once you open up and break your walla down. Accept her offer and work from there. Might be the best thing that has happened to you. You can't buy that.
>>29274470
thanks, anon, have a 2d qt
>>29274556
No worries, m8
You'll make it!
