Can Fembots please explain what they have against kittens??
what? where did u hear this bud
>>29271184
Bumperino for the age old question
>>29271298
Are you a fembot?
I heard it from multiple robots on this board and women I've met irl
It seems women only like dogs because they can fuck them
But kittens are cuter and far more intelligent than women so they feel inferior
>>29271298
It's commonly known that edgelord teenage girls put cats in microwaves.
>>29271717
yah fembot, but i love cats? I've always thought more women were cat people and more men were dog people.
>>29271718
I thought only pasty white teenage boys did this, right before they shot up the school
>>29271843
>fembot
Gonna need proof senpai
Purely for scientific purposes to ensure that I'm getting accurate data from a real fembot.
Women only love cats for Instagram photos and to be quirky for Chad.
They don't actually love them.
Why's that?
Women like dogs and horses to feed their degenerate bestiality fetishes, no?
>>Fem"""""bots""""""""
That's an oxymoron though.
>>29271910
Fair enough
I know women cannot be robots
>>29271900
dogs r okay, but too high maintenance. I can't take this little fucker for a walk everyday, I'm getting chads dick. Horses r WAY too high maintenance. cats r perfect they don't give a shit about anything but you can still bond with them.
idk how to prove im fembot srry
It's what bland, horrible people say they use the internet for, when confronted with shit that makes them uncomfortable.
>"You mean the internet isn't for cat pics????????????????????????"
The unintentional joke being, of course, that they spend all their time looking at CP.
>>29272005
But why don't you actually love kittens?
You can talk to them, play with them , and get to know every hair on their cute little heads
Why do you hate robots that have cats?
EVERY DAY THIS AUTIST
FUCK OFF TO >>>/an/
>>29272005
Be my gf? I have a cat
>>29271900
>Women like dogs and horses to feed their degenerate bestiality fetishes, no?
I don't know, but now I want to date a fembot with a degenerate beastiality fetish. I'd even buy her dragon dildos.
>>29272154
What are you on about silly willy?
I'm asking fembots, not fellow cat lovers.
>>29272184
Didn't you read the OP?
Women hate cats and the single non-Chad men that have them
>>29272141
I don't hate cats tho? I was being semi-sarcastic in prev post. I have two adult cats (pic related) and I love them. Kittens r cute too but adult cats don't get enough love.
Cats r fav
>>29272184
post a pic of your cat bby
>>29271184
because kittens are attention whores
>>29272210
Timestamp you holding cat
You can blur the face all you'd like
Answer my second question tho, why do you hate the men that have cats/kittens?
>>29272226
My cat is literally the best thing in
Pretty sure she's a goddess
>>29272232
But women are attentionwhores too.
Especially fembots!
Kittens just want snuggles and play time
Fembots want money and chad
>>29272248
>pretty sure
sour-dough-dogge:
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lmao truu
>>29272237
He's sleeping lowkey.
If I don't hate cats, why would I hate the men that have cats/kittens? Having a cat makes you more likeable actually.
>>29272248
She's beautiful, I love her
>>29272325
Hmmmm
It seems that only women and fembots with cats don't hate men/robots that have cats.
Is this right?
What's your cat's name?
How old is he?
Are you single?
Can you draw me something nice on that whiteboard?
>>29272379
I guess that could be accurate but you would need to get more data from more fembots.
My cat's name is Mr. Nibbles ( I have another not pictured named Mr. Tubbs) I didn't name them lmao. He must be about uhhh 5- 7 i think? (Tubbs is 9 or so). Yah single fembot confirmed its a miracle. here is your drawing
>>29272325
>lowkey
the poz just keeps piling up
Wha? I love cats.
>>29271900
You dislike dog people and horse people because they leave the house more.
>>29271184
Dogs are surrogate for a husband.
Cats are surrogate for children.
The most toasty ""fembots"" are the dog owners.
>>29271184
All the sudden movements make me nervous and scared. Cats are terrifying
>>29272325
Fuck off ashley get off r9k youre married
>>29274130
what gives you that impression?
>>29274130
fucking married women are on 4chan now?
and you even know their names
this site has gone to shit
>>29272005
Show your tits
Or leave.
>>29274099
>>29274326
can i just keep showing pics of my cats???
this is Tubbs
>>29274392
I would prefer pics of the later Brunette cat someone posted
But yeah
Go on ,more pics
>>29275332
Here you go. We making sandwiches together. Join us
>>29272514
Prove it
>>29272470
You don't even know your cats' ages??
This is why I say women don't really love their cats
I know the exact date and time my baby was born.
>>29272539
Meme
>>29272690
>Dogs are surrogate for a husband
Because they fuck their dogs??
>>29274269
There are married women with children on r9k
This place is dead
>>29274392
Where are you from?
>>29275332
>brunette
She's a tortoise shell/tabby mix
And she's my angel
>>29276147
Post sandwich
Sorry I fell asleep last night
But let's keep bumping this thread until we get more answers!
Where da femboots at?
POST MORE KITTENS
>>29277535
I got both cats from shelter, don't know when they were born, just guesstimating. Don't mean i don't luv
>>29271184
My furbaby is my life. I don't care much for stray cats though.
I own dogs also but my I can't ever sleep without my kitty.
>>29279158
Do what the other roastie did
Post timestamp with cat
Do you fuck your dogs?
>>29279045
>letting your cat outside
shit owner detected
>>29279374
I was outside with him tho, see?
>>29279441
Why are your legs so fat?
What kind of food do you feed him?
>>29279470
It's a bad angle ig? Idk
He gets dry meow mix for regular food, and then friskies treats sometimes, and sometimes on special occasions he gets ppl food but only a little.
>>29271184
What do you think about my cat?
>>29279620
Take another pic and let's see
>meow mix
>friskies
Actually threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Why don't you feed them quality cat food?
Grain free organic food?
It's only about $30/bag and it lasts about 2 months
>>29280091
Oh geez it's so fluffy. Name?
>>29280118
He's fucking addicted to friskies treats man i think he'd go into withdrawal if i took them away. Is the fancy stuff really better for them? Idk what to try since they're v picky. They used to be on some other brand that made Tubbs throw up and shit so we switched to his and they like it ig.
>>29280091
Top qt
>>29280351
Friskies and purina are shit tier cat food.
For treats any brand is fine, I think.
But for actual food, you need to get them good stuff.
Look up some guides for cat food.
I feed my kitty a brand called "Go!" cus it's completely grain free and full of organic nutrients.
It makes them live longer, prevents obesity, better fur, and more affectionate.
>>29280351
Also, those legs are top qt.
Wanna talk more about cats over email or steam or something?
>>29280523
I have skype? email works too but it's a bit of a hassle old man
>>29281170
I can do skypehawke-invictus
take out the "-" though
My lil buddy
>>29281391
>that terrible paint color
>bob marley
>watchmen
I'd hate you if you didn't have a cat
Are you a fembot or what?
>>29281518
The paint color goes well with the bob marley/watchmen color scheme in the posters
Not like I'm having girls over any time soon so it doesn't really matter
>>29281170
>it's a "fembot makes a throwaway skype and leaves to never return" episode
>>29282018
What's his name?
