MOMMY MOMMY WHERE ARE MY TENDIES?
That whore, she hasn't served me my meal and chills in front of the TV with Chad instead. I'll make them pay. Poo poo pee pee will be shed.
>>29270960
you know what time it is
it's time for
BETA UPRISING
>>29270960
>>29271077
Fucking samefag
ding dong
>>29271077
*BETA UPTENDING REEEE
>>29271110
Get out normie, before it is too late for you
>>29271110
I am too noble for samefagging, you bastard.
Soak her tampons in a water/pepper solution overnight, remove the tampons, let them dry, then place them back in the packages and seal them with heat.
>Mommy goes to mcdonalds
>Ask for a large chocolate milkshake
>She gets me a medium instead
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29271189
Did that once, but then they played naked and the tampon ended up in Chad's butt, he beat me senseless.
>>29271230
The worst feeling. Once she got me vanilla milkshake instead of chocolate. I poo'd in her handbag.
>>29271230
maybe she's trying to tell you something
ask for a small next time,chubby
>>29271276
He's not fat, just "big boned"
>Mummy goes out for my ice cream
>Comes back with fucking VANILLA
>Tyrade upon her regarding the benefits of chocolate with my outside voice--inside
>Accidentally mention BBC as a positive
>Run to my room with the shit tasting ice cream crying at what she's done to me
>she'll never understand about prostate orgasms, tribal interbreeding, or good ice cream flavours, I HATE HATE HATE HER
Tendie/manchild thread? I misses these and newfags always shit up the threads and take it seriously.
>>29271622
>board originalito
