How is everyone? What are you plans for the rest of the week?
>tfw hardly any food in the fridge
Truely the worst.
>>29270756
eh kind of down atm who here /brisbane/?
/melb/ checking in. Studying for exams, my last one is in less than a week.
>>29270797
/bris/ reporting in. I hate the city. There's so many qts who will never be my gf.
>>29270756
Want some tuna?
>>29270844
tfw failed maths paper because i prioritized economics and stats paper
oh well it was only 800 bucks
anyone else /TAFE/ here?
melbourne give me a fucking job
>>29270756
>be starving
>can't be bothered getting up
>smoke another cone instead
>>29270913
melbourne smells like cigarette smoke
>>29270934
She'll be right m8. Ds get degrees. :^)
>>29270913
I don't think its that bad how I see it is your going to have that stuff everywhere.
>>29270979
seriously though am i fucked for life because i failed one paper, i can retake it but the fail grade will show on my transcript
>>29270756
gonna try and complete applications to get into nursing. Other than that, just anime and checking out some E3 footage if something interesting comes up.
>tfw melbourne
>tfw stay at home writer
>tfw procrastinating
>tfw out of weed
Any Melbourne bots want to give me 2-3 grams of weed for free? I'll pay you back later.
>>29271009
>to get into nursing.
woman or fag?
>>29271082
straight male no joke. Just wanting a job in the medical field since I have a biomedical degree.
>>29271018
sure mate, whats your home address
>>29271004
How much was the paper worth? They don't show individual marks on transcripts, just the average for the entire subject. Work harder in your other subjects, your WAM shouldn't be too fucked.
>mfw i tried to take a picture of my dick but i got shy and embarrassed and it went soft
sorry aus homos, maybe next time
>>29271139
Give it another try qt I know you can do it!
>>29271132
>people with HD average
ARE THEY EVEN HUMAN
>>29271109
Meet me at Flinder Street Station
>>29271203
I have an H1 average desu. AMA.
>>29271251
What do you study?
Do you have a life?
what the fuck are all you normalfags talking about?
is this uni shit?
get the fuck off my board if you aren't a neet
>>29271251
asian? What major?
t. barely HD in first 3 semesters but got worse near the end
>>29270756
My plans are to make all of their base belong to us. They cannot survive the remainder of the week. hahaha
>>29271214
ok officer, meet you in the end cubicle of the west toilets at 8 pm, you'll need lube
>>29271270
This
Also, loli-haters get out
>>29271203
Which level are you in? I maintained a HD average until level four. Not that difficult really.
>>29271270
To be fair I'm only doing it so that my mother doesn't kick me out. For some funny reason finishing a degree at uni is seen as making progress when in fact it's just years of babysitting.
>>29271132
the paper was worth 15 points or some shit
i'm changing degrees next semester so does it really matter
>>29271347
What the fuck is a level
>>29271270
Nice bait but uni is a meme and you can easily become at least a cyborg if you end up jobless/friendless/wagecucking.
>>29271347
>>29271356
this tbqh never heard of this shit before.
>>29271364
>friendless
unless you actively avoid people you will make friends sometime during your degree
what is you cunts loan status?
i'm already $7500 debt after two semesters,
my parents won't fucking pay for it even though they're rich
>>29271364
Nonsense
I stopped considering myself a robot when I started leaving the house most days.
Why do normalfags have to fit in to everything?
>>29271325
i want to fuck that loli butt
>>29271373
Definitely not the case the only time you are forced to talk to people is a group assignment now and then which you can just talk about the assignment then get on with your life.
>>29271404
if i can't make friends at uni then i'm not gonna make friends in the workplace
looks like i'm going to be a lonely friendless virgin for the rest of my life
>tfw fell for the pen 15 club
>>29271373
adding someone on normiebook=/= making friends
and we all know anons on /r9k/ have autism and can't keep relationships for shit
>>29271392
which is why I said cyborg fagget
>>29271444
"Cyborgs" don't exist
Every person who identifies as a "cyborg" is always a complete normalfag. Your problems are not unique in any way.
>>29271444
>autism
at least i have neetbux to fall back on
>>29271463
is wizard lower then robot
>>29271463
The problems of a "robot" aren't unique in any way either... you do realise that if only kv neets went on this board it would slow to a crawl. Just because someone goes to university doesn't mean they are a "normalfag" you don't even have to leave your room most of the time if you go to uni...
>>29271463
cyborgs are mass-produced by being drained of their normalfag powers due to their insecurities. Of course I am not unique.
>>29271498
i go to uni, still consider myself a robot
>mildly ugly face
>glasses
>manlet
>no friends
>virgin
>>29270913
Move to Best End. There will be ten times as many that don't want to fuck you. But if you do come down here, I'd be happy to show you the places to go.
>>29271548
The all you can eat asian place is pretty good.
>>29270958
Fucking life right there.
>>29271565
Which fucking one? Trying to identify a restaurant in West End is like trying to identify a victim from Orlando.
>>29271598
errr it was a while back so I don't remember the name didn't realise there was that many all you can eat asian places in west end.
Does anybody in brisbane want to be friends and hang out with a stinky, fat, NEET who hasn't showered the cum of himself in days?
>tfw you fuck up uni so bad that it isn't worth the effort to go back
Well that's me fucked.
>>29271626
You might be talking about the Japanese near the corner of Vulture and Boundary. But probably not, the restaurants and the specials change so often it's impossible to keep up. I'll be free for a couple of hours so could show you around but whether you are male or female, I will not fuck you.
>>29271634
i'm in brisbane and a stinky, skinny neet who hasn't showered the cum off myself in days
we could be friends
>>29271634
i'm in brisbane anon, we could hang out if you want. what do you normally like to do?
anybody /hakataya/ here? they make some fucking good ramen
>>29271807
i would rather not be friends with someone who posts anime. I'm not that desperate
>>29271720
We could be friends!
skype - card.booru
>>29271807
>what do you normally like to do?
Masturbate and eat junk food. We don't have to do thatunless you want to... no homo
>>29271851
>doesn't like anime posting
>browses 4chan
anybody got that image of the normal fag who hates anime looking for a normie website?
>>29271869
i'm a robot i just fucking hate anime to the core, i hate their dumb fucking smug puppy faces with a passion
i actually fume with rage looking at anime, i hide all anime posts
>>29271853
>Masturbate and eat junk food
that sounds perfect, do you have any onaholes? if not i could lend you one of mine. she even has two holes so we could dp her
man what the fuck is a splashback
>>29271880
no seriously, if you hate anime so much why the fuck do you post on 4chan of all places?
there are plenty of other forums and image boards you can go to that aren't animecentric
>>29271888
>do you have any onaholes?
No. I'm worried my parents will find it and bully me for it and knowing my hygiene I'd probably not clean it ever.
>>29271598
>Trying to identify a restaurant in West End is like trying to identify a victim from Orlando.
Kek
>>29271626
OK, I'm going out in about ten min, will be on Boundary, blue long sleeve shirt, black pants, cherry DMs, probably reading a book.
anyone else hope terrorists will attack australia and not that failed shit in sydney?
the normies have lived in peace for too long and need to be reminded of their mortality
>tfw i never leave my house so i don't have to worry about terrorism
C-can we fap in a tinychat now. Enough foreplay plz, I'm getting sleepy
>>29271853
>>29271888
Brisbane circlejerk group sounds good when do you guys want to meet up :3
Trying to work up the courage to book a doctors appointment so I don't off myself. Also gotta buy some more soup tomorrow to get me through the week
Lifes fucked desu
>>29272007
i'm free tomorrow if you all want to meet up
>>29272007
I don't know, my schedule is pretty busy these days.
I still have like 20 doujins bookmarked that I have to cum to
>>29272043
>>29272121
Well tomorrow/thursday aren't great since I have exams but definitely keen. Also whats your favorite doujin anon?
>>29272147
>I have exams
You're not invited
>>29272152
Yeah I go to uni but I only go out of my room as little as possible.
Will I be kicked out of uni for failing every class in a semester? by the time I started showing up I'd missed most of the assignments so there's no point going to exams now.
>>29272212
Not if its your first time doing it a lot of people run into issues like that.
>>29272186
that doesn't change the fact you are a unifag and need to be put to the rope
>>29272152
how bout you anon? you up for some chills?
Lets fap to doujins together, no homo
>>29272212
Depends on the uni. but usually if you get a GPA of 3 or less for two consecutive semesters you get kicked out.
>>29272212
ehh i don't think uni's can kick you out unless it's for plagiarism or something
they're a business after all, the more papers you re-take the more money they get
Hello cunts.
Anybody interested in sucking my dick in a public toilet near Citcular Quay?
Seriously man.
>Australia thread
>it's full of homosexuals and pedophiles
Bomb this country desu
>>29272391
Anon, lets fap together. What's your skype?
>>29272339
it depends on what courses you're taking, if you're doing pre-med you need to get literally straight A's
>>29272391
>Australia thread
>in comes the frog posting normalfag
>>29272269
just talk to me on skype. I don't do anything. I'll hang out with anybody.
anyone else hype for the warcraft movie?
i'm assuming it won't be 100% lore accurate but i've been playing warcraft and wow since the warcraft 3 days and i can't contain my excitement
only 2 more sleeps to go
Added that guy to skype and he started calling me a fag. It's like he doesn't suck dicks or something, honestly, people are fucked up these days
>>29272438
I'm only going to watch it because Travis Fimmel is in it. He was great in Vikings.
>>29272443
What a homophobe.
>>29272425
are all the ausneets fags or just most of them?
anyone else wear girl panties? they are so comfortable i can't believe i have gone so long without trying this shit
>>29272438
>>29272449
Are you two going with anyone?
>>29272453
Yeah, I mean what kind of guy wouldn't want to suck their best mates dicks. That's the kind of thing I just don't get
>>29272462
I stole my sisters panties and wore them when I was younger it was divine... too embarassed to buy some now.
>>29272449
>vikings
i bet you also watch game of thrones you shit taste normie
>inb4 warcraft is normie
12 years ago it wasn't, wow was for perma virgins
>>29272473
i was looking on nls and i'm going to buy a set of panties and bra designed for boys
can't decide between top and bottom pic
>>29272488
my bad, wrong picture
>>29272492
top is qt as fuck get that one anon!
>>29272462
I would but I'm afraid of getting into a car accident or something because they'd probably remove my pants and I'd wake up in panties and a hospital gown surrounded by doctors and family.
They already suspect me of being gay already.
>>29272479
>wow was for perma virgins
Still is friendo
>>29272375
I've read about something called "academic probation" which could lead to being kicked out. I'm guessing a doctors note about muh depression could make it go away?
>>29272515
I lied to my parents about being gay. It seemed easier than explaining to them why I will never be able to give them grandkids
The skype guy legit is a homophobic normie with a GF. Really not sure why he's here.
>go into an Optus store today
>want to get a phone
>Chad salesman gives me the run down, hits me with fast talking and gives me one price for all this stuff
>watching him add things to my contract on the computer
>realize his price was filled with a whole bunch of useless additions that I didn't need and I'm basically paying for bullshit
>too afraid to say anything
>Chad asks me if I'm "good with tech things"
>tell him not really, it's all gotten ahead of me
>he puts on a fake old person's voice and says "aww no those phone's they're too scary for me, they just get too quick too fast"
>laughs and slaps me on the arm
>"just putting shit on you mate"
>he asks me to give him a 10 on the survey
Why the FUCK is Australia filled with Chads?? Why the FUCK does our country encourage this fuck wittery by celebrating "larrikanism"??!?!
>>29272545
>stereosonic
>gym culture
>steroids
>"just having a laugh"
>football obsession
>4 wheel driving
>tradies
>beers
end it anon we have to shut it down
>>29272536
tell him to post pics of his gfs pussy
>>29272468
na, i'll probably just go myself.
>>29272545
Buying a phone on a plan is pretty much the most omega thing you can do in terms of tech. Buy outright, unlocked, and always go prepaid. $30 a month gets me 3gig of data and enough text and call credits to satisfy me.
>dont go to job seeker appointments for 2 months
>plan on going tomorrow so i get dat dere money
whats my excuse for no contacting them at all the alst 2 months robots?
real reason: sinkin billies
has anyone been through this before? what do?
>>29272545
>>29272591
you know it's bad when you go to a mother fucking anime con and it's full of nothing but normals with their girlfriends and married fags with their kids
>>29272591
now that's just unaustralian
>>29272545
Give him a 1 on that survey and if you can remember his name mention it in the comments their commission relies on them getting 10s
>>29272545
because inferiority complex to the brits. Be honest, we think we are the funniest shit but our bantz is actually kinda weak compared to them.
>>29272631
Actually he got commission the moment he signed that guy up to a contract. That's why he included all of the extra shit, so his commission would be higher.
Those surveys are for end of year bonuses and continued employment at optus
>>29272545
>can't handle the bantz
m8 that was some soft teasing, he could probably sense you were a faggot and went easy on you and you're STILL crying
>>29272622
Where are these fucking anime cons?
The only only I know of got shut down years ago.
>>29272659
>'oi fuck off haha'
it's that easy anon
>>29272618
How did you keep getting money without contacting them for 2 months? If I miss an appointment they cut me off within a few days unless I call them.
Just says you don't have a reason, they've heard all the lies before m8.
>>29272679
i did get cut off the next day, havent received income for 2 months and i WANT that $2000 so I cant tell them no reason
wat do
>>29272659
>>29272677
Why does he have to fucking make fun at me in the first place??
>>29271018
do you have a weed guy?
we can drive to his place and i will shout you an 1/8 if you can get me shrooms or MD or something.
>>29272618
Go to the doctor beforehand and tell them a sob story about how you have been too depressed to even go to the doctor. Say your friend died or something if you have to.
Then give the letter to the job place
>>29272708
m89 if i didnt walk the 10 minutes to my job seeker place like fuck im gonna go to a god damn doctor
if i tell them i was kicked out of home and livin on the other side of town or smoetin is that acceptable u think?
>>29272715
You'll probably need to tell them your new address then
>>29272692
Any decent lie (I broke my leg) is going to require proof so your best bet is to find a doctor willing to say you've been suffering severe depression/anxiety or just say you have no reason and beg your ass off.
any ausbros been to a brothel before?
how'd it go? can you explain in detail everything that happened?
>>29272730
i havent showered for 3 days or sahved/cut my hair in since 2015
i think ill look homeless enough desu
oh and also only washed my underwear once in the last month so yeah im gonna go for the homeless approach i thjink
>>29272745
back when i was at tafe some stupid brain dead cunt asked me to come to a place with him, i had no idea it was a brothel
so hes all "cmon in here with me dude i wanna check it out" so i was thinkin yeah whatever im on break dont got class for another hour so i can go for a little walk with this fella km or 2 down the street
so we get to the brothel (at this point i didnt even know it was a brothel still) and we walk in, suddenly he starts askin me for money thats where shit goes weird
so we walk in there, see some woman at a counter. still wondering wtf is going on, they ask us if we'd like to see the girls, i still dont know wtf is going on and the other dude is all "YEAH", suddenly these 6 women walk out (none were rly hot or qt, mostly older woman, was day time so younger gurls probs at uni or wahtever)
but yeah after i realised it was a brothel i say to the cunt that brought me in yeah ill get u some money bro, told the clerk woman i was gonna get some cash out the atm and told the dumb cunt he was dumb cunt
Who /canberra/ here?
original canberra
>>29270942
That's never going to happen.
I just mooched off centrelink for some money and I'm gonna fuck off back to America when I turn 20.
Fuck Melbourne.
Hailing all the way from Taree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpDvy-x4Z-w
>>29272697
because he's a dickhead desu but banter is normal especially for chads
he probably didn't realise ur comfort zone
>>29272844
If you aren't happy in australia I doubt you'll be happy in merica
Who here /nightdrives/. Just did my first night drive last night and it was peaceful as fuck.
>>29272888
I was fine there.
I practically dragged my ass to get my first job, and the only way I could have gotten fired was if I stole, showed up extremely drunk/high, or didn't show up at all.
Over here they don't give a shit about my previous job experience and I can't speak Chinese, despite me applying for 300+ places in like 5 months.
Also got a long distance lover back in the US.
>>29272903
im more a night rider (biycle)
>>29272921
Eh I don't own a bicycle so I don't know that feel. It's actually great in my car because lately it's been cold as fuck and I can just blast the heater.
/canberra/ here
>qt korean girl actually likes me
>been listening to Tom Waits and Nick Drake all night
>dropped some acid with my friend the other night while listening to Magical Mystery Tour by The Beatles
life is pretty alright desu
>>29272903
started watching initial d today
>tfw 23 and no drivers license
i need to get my p's i just need to do some comfy night driving while listening to eurobeat
>>29272937
the cold isnt so bad, just get some thermal underwear and youre fine. that and ride slowlyh and just enjoy it, roll up a spliff or somethin too if thats 4 u
>>29272952
m8, I'm 22 and just got my license this year. I feel so fucking good that I accomplished something this year.
And theres nothing like speeding down roads at 3:30 am while listening to tunes and enjoying how nobody is around. It's seriously post apocalyptic and shit.
>>29272953
That's not for me m8.
>>29271390
studied in NZ, live here now, $32k after finishing my degree. fuck
>>29272990
cunt if ur speedin down roads and streets near me at 330am im gonna throw rocks at ur fukn car cunt had so many dumb fucks like u nearly hit me on my bike
>>29273030
Relax, I live in the country side. No one rides bikes here.
>>29272545
>not buying your phone online
good story though
>>29273030
Do you have lights on your bike?
>>29272990
it's a really depressing thought that all those people who got their p's while they were still in fucking highschool
>you will never pick up your bros and go cruising
>you will never randomly just get in your car and fuck off for a few days because you need time to cool down
>you will never drive to your girls house to pick her up and drive her back to your place to fuck like animals for the entire weekend
even if i get my drivers license i've missed out on all of that shit
>>29273073
>>29273030
>MFW this is that guy
>MFW he is a degernate that smokes weed while riding a bike
>MFW he probably goes all over the road while high like a dumbass.
>>29273096
fem wojak blushing is so cute
>>29273115
her name is wojaqueline or jackie wo
>>29273083
in my teens when i was normal and had friends i didnt tell anyone when i got my license and they were still driving me everywhere and picking me up even though i could have drove myself. my friends found out a few months later when one of them was looking at my calendar and saw rta appointments and asked why i have them if i dont drive. at that point the game was up.
>>29273157
>RTA
I had to deal with Vicroads. They were ok, nervous as fuck tho on my test.
I remember my instructor telling me "You passed" even before the tester told me so.
I want a nightwalk buddy in brisbane
Give me a nightwalk buddy in brisbane
Actually follow through and meet up, you fags
>>29273172
What side of brisbane if you're too far away then its fucked.
>>29273096
i smoke too much for it to affect me as much as youre imagingin
that and ur seriously ovverestimating how hard it is to ride a bike or u think smokin a spliff gives ua full on psychedelic trip like those retards that smoke a bowl anmd "see the universe" or watever bullshit u just a dumb ass lefty
>>29273073
ye ive been hit by 2 taxis b4 and had so many other close encounters with stupid dick heads
>>29273183
Dude I'm smoked weed before, I couldn't even walk straight. I felt like I had better cognitive abilities while drunk as a skunk.
Maybe if you like riding bikes at night you should ride on the footpath.
>>29273179
Just come to the city (or around it) and walk around then you can take the train home at like 1-2am or something
>>29273204
yeah just like with alcohol there is cannabis tolerance dumb fuck
if ive been smoking every day for the last 4 years having 1 spliff isnt gonna do shit, equivalent of a couple drinks. now i never ever drink, but if i have even 1 cider or beer i start feelin dizzy and sick
>>29273226
Well maybe that's why you're a loser riding a bike instead of driving a car.
>>29273206
Sounds dank but I just looked and the buses running from the city to my place don't go that late :/
>>29273169
>They were ok, nervous as fuck tho on my test.
i failed my first go because i missed a stop sign, apparently.
>>29273242
when the argument is lost, slander becomes the weapon of choice for the loser
>>29273262
I made sure they didn't fuck me up on that first time by verbally counting to 5 before going like an autist.
I even fucking told them I was checking mirrors and shit.
I looked like an autist but atleast I passed.
>>29270756
anyone /sydney/ here. why are there so many brisbane neets?
>>29273287
>I looked like an autist but atleast I passed.
yeah, like losing your virginity. it wasnt pretty but you got the job done.
>Tfw live with mum
>She's an alcoholic
>Got in a fight with her
>She downed stacks of pills
>Convinced her to throw them all up
>Can't sleep tonight, gotta make sure she doesn't die
>Have exam in the morning tomorrow
Feel pretty shit rn, how do I make it ausbros?
>>29273690
through prayer. pray to the one and only Perun that you will make it.
>>29270844
>>29270942
There are no fucking jobs, if you want an internship/place in a grad program, you need to be a Stacy so those hiring you think you'll suck their dick. I studied communications and I'm a reclusive male so I'm fucking useless in any sense career-wise.
>>29270934
That being said about uni being a shitty meme where you'll never make any serious friends or if you do, you fuck them all up somehow. Resit your test if you can, fuck what your transcript says, I have a failed unit on my record because I lost my shit in the 1st semester of 1st year Arts and ignored my lecturer calling about my grades/final essay etc..
I only had one essay to write to finish the unit and I regret losing my shit and not doing it.
Either way, I can't survive in this country getting cucked at Woolies by Indians atm.
>>29273690
File a disruption to studies claiming your mum tried to commit suicide. They won't dispute it.
>>29271831
what part of GC do you live in anon
where do you boys buy your clothes?
i go culture kings because i need to make up for my autistic personality
>>29275016
cotton on and kmart. cause im so stylish.
>>29273690
Is it 2009 and you are me?
Oh wait you can't be your mum is still alive
>>29270940
ICT here maine, you?
Also cbf going through the thread on mobile but anyone /tas/?
>>29275016
Rivers. My dad likes that store so most of my clothes come from there except for the birthday presents.
>>29272622
anime cons? in australia? where???
