Yeah let's join the army. Let's abandon all our neet lifestyle and fucking do something with our lives. let's fight for all the normies, rosatie, and cuck. For a better American.
>implying we don't need to start sinking the hours we used to waste on videogames into formulating intelligent social commentary that will allow culture and society to catch up to the massive amount of scientific advances
i'm not one of them though, back to jerking off to the old webcam
I don't want to be a better American, I want to see this world burn.
>>29270255
if i were to join the army i'd just kill everyone in sight the second they handed me a gun and then off myself with the last bullet
fuck that shit familia
>>29270255
I can't join, I can't even work for TSA, they say I'm too crazy.
>>29270255
Plot twist: unless you get deployed, military life will include a significant chunk of shitposting and sitting around
I'll literally join with you OP. Anyone else in?
Do I get to keep the ISIS lolis I liberate?
>>29270394
I'll probably join once I get fit enough to pass the standards.
As long as they don't check my internet history I'm good.
>implying anyone will ever trust me in a firefight
>>29270429
What state? Wanna go buddy system?
>>29270445
nigger shouldn't you be filming hobos
I refuse to abandon my comfy NEET lifestyle to fight for people like THIS
>>29270472
Something like that. My choices are joining the vagabonds or joining the armed vagabonds.
What would you do?
>>29270255
>those tabs
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