>H-hey anon... Want to go out on a date? I'll understand if I'm not your type. It happens a lot to me...
How do you respond?
I pull out one of my earbuds and ask "sorry - what was that?"
>>29268396
"Oh, well okay. We get along really well, why not? Let's see how it goes. Where were you thinking?"
With a hug and a kiss on the forehead, I whisper into her earfine, but you have to be side bitch. I have a reputation to uphold.
>>29268396
My religion forbids the consumption of pork
I want to die alone. Please don't speak to me again
>>29268512
Go shoot up a night club or bomb a building asshole
>>29268396
>a date? with you? *hearty raugh* how about instead I impregnate you and I take you away into the moutains where we will raise many beautiful healthy children off the land and live into old age
haha yeah that'll learn her
fuck her instantly
she thicccc
>I don't know what's wrong with me, anon. I keep putting on weight and am getting thicker by the day, and it isn't slowing down. Will you still love me no matter how big I get?
How do you respond?
>>29268396
>Implying any woman would actually want me?
"Is this one of those prank channels? The ones where you ask weird guys out and laugh like an idiot when they say yes? I'm not falling for it, I know you don't want me and I'm not playing along."
>>29268522
He could be Jewish.
>>29269050
"I will always love you regardless of your body. But is it what you're eating that's causing this, or is it some kind of metabolism problem? We can get a prescription for the latter."
>>29268396
Fuck no. You're fat and mentally ill and unattractive.
YES. I'll get you to exercise too. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
>>29268396
I consider seeing a specialist in mental health because I thought I heard a Manga character ask me out.
>Should I buy a larger swimsuit, anon? I bought it at the beginning of the summer but I already outgrew it. You sure you don't mind being seen with me when I'm this heavy?
How do you respond?
>>29269461
We're not going outside.
You talk too much.
Stop wearing things.
>Hey anon, where are you looking? You into fat chicks like me?
How do you respond?
>>29269461
>Let's keep it and see how it looks on you in a year!
>>29269804
>of course I am
Then explode because I can't actually talk to girls and it would be already surreal that a girl pays attention to me.
>Thanks for taking me out to the buffet, but I'm so stuffed! Can you do me a favor and rub your nee-san's tummy a bit?
How do you respond?
