Sex isn't real.
Think about it. Have you ever seen it in person?
>>29268223
Do women even have vaginas? As far as I know, they use CGI pussies in porn.
>>29268223
saw my mom with a man that wasn't my father.
>tfw got really high one day and came to the conclusion that my life is just a test simulation where the only way to pass it and move on to paradise is to have sex with a girl
Had a pretty hearty kek about it afterwards
>>29268223
Yes. Literally hundreds of times. I lost my virginity when I was 13.
It's a conspiracy made up by normies to brainwash us into chasing a dragon we can never catch
>>29268223
Only in Nuevo Laredo
sex is real, love isn't
>>29269030
You're not real, I'm the only human here
It's literally everywhere but I have not seen it in my entire life. I know it's a joke to say it's a myth but it certainly does feel that way. Hard to comprehend that it actually exists
>>29269030
>kek
I'm assuming you're a late bloomer. I lost my virginity at 6.
>>29268223
Gonna need a source on that bud
N-no anon, it's real. I've seen it irl. I've put my pickle in the honey pot.
It's grosser than in porn tho..
Sometimes things don't go well..
I tore someone's vagina once.
I-I-I guess I'm kinda big..
It bled.
Sex is not pretty anons..
>>29269456
I'm with this guy, gives er ear bud.
