A girl you like texts you this emoji of corn without any prior context.
How do you respond?
straight dick pic
>>29267369
"Why did you send me this?"
>implying that you aren't secretly hoping that she wants your cock
watermelon
/s4s/ :^)
thanks :)
oreganono
>>29267369
what the fuck is an emoji
>>29267369
"Why corn?"
>>29267393
this. she wants the dick senpai. corn or eggplant emoji = sure thing
>>29267369
Ask if she has lube or if I need to bring some
>>29267369
I just message back "thanks"
tanks u
>>29267369
>how corn you send me this?
or
>corn on!
or
>that was corny
or
>I am lost in a maize of cornfusion over what you meant by this
>>29267553
>maize of confusion
Keked hard
Text back the peach emoji, you moron.
>>29267553
if you do any of these you immediately show yourself to be a beta male
>>29267369
"Stop. You're making me corney. I think I just popcorned in my pants"
>>29267418
The new way of saying "emoticon", like the shit you'd send through MSN messenger as a kid
>>29267553
>corn on
>>29267369
>Sorry, I think you have the wrong number.
ignore it probably
and why would a girl have my number?
NORMIES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29267946
emoji and emoticons are different
>>29267369
Ask her if she has a garden
Thankslol, wish I still had the picture
>>29268299
anon have you tried just searching corn thanks in google
it was a very popular maymay on reddit apparently
>>29268405
I didn't know that, that sucks.
>all chipper and shit
to this day that still makes me cringe more. She's trying so hard to seem likable just because he's Chad.
>>29267369
Please get on omegle Orcatello
the corn meme is LITERALLY one of my favorite memes in existence
its dankness is off the charts
>>29267369
Jokes on her my phone is to old to support the corn emoji
>>29268542
Hey, any specific tags to find you?
>>29268586
>LOL dank memes my dude xD
please disappear
>>29268630
Just the r9k tags it shouldn't take long
>"corn rhymes with porn...want sum fuck?"
>>29268631
>le original sekret klub administrator
literally kys weebfag
>>29268690
I said nothing about wanting /r9k/ or 4chan to be more exclusive, but I don't want it to be like facebook or reddit where it caters to everyone, including the lowest common denominator memeshit.
I honestly don't even know if this is bait or if you are just a garbage underage idiot
100% of the anons who say kys are horrible posters, where does this acronym even come from, some gaming website or something? /v/?
>>29268690
he never said anything about secret clubs, he was simply letting you know the whole "dank meme" thing is stupid. and it is. please dont post that retarded shit.
>>29267369
Airlift 4 tones of corn above her house while she is inside and then drop it, crushing her house and killing her instantly.
T-thanks.
mootblox
>>29268405
>it was a very popular maymay on reddit apparently
Holy FUCK, this post triggered me.
You do realize this screenshot came from a thread in /r9k/ right? I was in it.
Reddit... fuck out of here.
>>29267369
I don't have to worry about a response.
Because a girl would never send me an emoji
>>29268923
idiot
the way the post is written implies that the poster was surprised to find out it was popular on reddit, therefore knowing it came from 4chan
>>29268843
this
her text was a plea for assisted cornicide
>>29268405
Clearly he's conveying that he has an erection, and additionally does not suffer from phimosis.
>>29269417
>does not suffer from phimosis.
what a loser
I ONLY date boys with cute phimosis cock
>>29267369
>girl
>you like
To answer your question, just "Thanks" without quotation marks.
>>29267369
Thanks732 otters
>>29267369
she shucc me
>>29267369
>tfw normies post this on FB now
>we are being robbed of feels and memes
why do they do this?
>>29269603
We can pretend. I'll just quit washing my junk for a while.
"Come over so I can give you the butter"
>>29267553
you're like that guy who autismed out the responses he'd say when playing smash bros with his crush.
>>29267369
ThanksOORRIIGGIINNAALL
>>29269851
>Insulting nice admin
Please go away rude poster
You must relax
>>29269851
the only possible way you could know of this channel is if you have a facebook and you followed or subscribed or whatever to this page
you are part of the problem
>>29267369
Corn. Nroc. J-roc. Nomesayin? Reply with a gnome emoji.
>>29267369
She wants anal
Heh heh heh
>>29267369
>girl
I believe you mean to say "woman", seeing as the term "girl" is gratuitously infantilizing, and betrays a quite insidious strain of misogyny that evidently pervades your worldview. Ta!
>>29270348
Women articulate words. Girls send corn.
