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Which is the most robot?
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Which is the most robot?
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>>29267220
bastion is the most robot

but robots play reaper

mei is a cancer fembot attention whore tho
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Isn't there a character who is actually a robot?
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>>29267220
76 is my husbando
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>tfw no Tracer gf
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>>29267220
Only the black guy can be a robot
>in none of the ads
>no one plays him
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>>29267220
Winston

This original censor is fucking stupid.
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>>29267220
I'm pretty sure Bastion and Zenyetta are robots
I think Genji is a cyborg.
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>>29267336
Lucio is like the best hero in the game. He is in every game wtf are you talking about?
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who would win a fight?

Demoman or Packrat?
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>>29267838
>sticky bomb launcher

Demo easily
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>>29267326
I know that feel famalamadingdong. Dat accent + spunk OP.
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Roadhog is clearly most robot. He's misunderstood, edgy, fat, and his only friend is Junkrat, who is a psycho
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>>29267865
>tfw no lighthearted upbeat short haired gf

Why even live m8
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>>29267318
this desu, best husbando
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>>29267882
bastions only friend is a bird
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>>29267912
Are you me? I ask myself this everyday... Only the hope of it coming true keeps me going.
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>>29267935
Yeah me too. Some day anon, some day.

I don't know why I'm so attracted to peppy girls with short hair.
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>>29267976
I'm not entirely sure myself, but I think it's because relationships are about covering each others flaws, so a robot with an upbeat gf would feel more motivated to move about and try to accomplish something. That and the lightheartedness might help alleviate our depression.
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MERCY WOULD MAKE A PERFECT WIFE AND MOTHER
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>>29268023
this

best accent

best features

best girl
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>tfw want to get Overwatch but don't really know if it's worth so much for an online videogame
>also feel like I outgrew videogames
I've been playing more of Doom 2 recently and it's the only game I somewhat enjoyed for a while now
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>>29267336
Lucio is actually the most used character in the entire game, not kidding they released a graphic showing who has the most play time, he won by far.
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>>29268196
it's nowhere near as good as Doom 2

it's nowhere near as good as unreal tournament

Overwatch is one of those things you play because your friends are playing too and no other reason
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>>29267882

Don't forget his ultimate

REEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT
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>>29267260
>mei is a cancer fembot attention whore tho

>and D'va isnt
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>>29268217
Never actually played and I never will. i just saw a thread on black sites saying he was going to be shit because he's black.
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none of them are robots
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>>29268285
>didnt say dva wasnt

theyre both the types of girls you would see on twitch and posting their faces here pretending to be lonely

/out/
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>>29268256
is it actually just for that? I've seen such a great hype over it and so far people love it, even some of the people I used to know and play TF2 with are all over Overwatch like fat kids on candy.
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>>29268331
Except unlike some camwhore like Miramisu and the like D.Va was actually a professional gamer.

Just sayin'.
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>>29268256
>Doom 2 is good
>Not just a port of a port of an inferior sequel
>K den
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>>29268331

dva is a stacy
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Zenyatta is actually a robot.
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>>29268471
>>29268388
>implying she wouldnt pretend to be a bot for beta orbiters to give her money anyway

its qt that you guys are so naive
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>>29267414
I think he's talking about reaper
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>>29268507

While she sucks Lucio BBC
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>>29268521
reaper is mexican
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>>29268507
>>29268539

I never said that she "wouldn't" whore out for money, I simply stated the fact that in her backstory, she IS in fact an ex-professional gamer. It's qt that you lack the basic ability to read.
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>>29267220
Bastion or technically Zenyatta or Genji are the most robot since they're literally robots, although Genji used to be a human.

Real robots play as snipers though. Maybe Reaper too.
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>>29268573
>I lack the basic ability to read.
>because you made an irrelevant point

?
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>>29268196
>I've been playing more of Doom 2 recently
Would you like to play together, Anon? Assuming you don't play the crazy gay mods on that Zandronum thing.
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>>29267260

Mei is a shy nerdy girl, a perfect girl for a robot
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>>29267295
No I don't think any of them canonically browse r9k, maybe implied I don't know.
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>>29268646
thats the personality she pretends to have in order to take your neetbux orbiter

she spends it on dates with her irl bf
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>>29268608
I started off by simply stating that D.Va would be slightly different than other camwhore streamers because she can actually play video games (since she's an ex-pro Starcraft player). You then implied that she would likely still whore out on camera for money. I never disagreed with that, since my initial post was about clarifying her character.
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>>29268623
there's a multiplayer option?
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>>29268682
again an irrelivant point because the stream is for money and attention

the only reason ANYONE streams is to try and get popular and make money, girls have it easier so the fact that shes a "professional" is just wasted effort since she was going to get popular off of her looks alone
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>>29268702
Yes! The tl;dr is that id released the source code to the Doom engine and people have since made modifications to it to allow online multiplayer. There's even a pretty active community.

If any of you want to get comfy and play with me add me on Steam -- http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198299142892/ -- or message me on Rizon (nickname is ello).
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whats so good about this game?
It just looks like another generic shooter with gimmicky powers. doesn't appeal to me at all.
Only good thing to come from this game is the SFM animations.
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>>29268855
its the chance to join a new community

nothing more /comfy/ than getting in a call with all of your buds and playing a casual game like overwatch, dota, or league and hanging out
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>>29268855
It's like TF2 but improved in every way
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>>29268901
thats the problem, i don't have any friends to play multiplayer games with. the only multiplayer game i play is an okay MMO called Aura Kingdom.
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>>29268949
find a small group of bots to play with you

again its all about looking for friends

no one really gets serious about these online games unless theyre looking to make a profit, in which case its a different situation and ANOTHER reason to play
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>>29268929
one of the biggest things putting me off the game is the price. In AUS its $90 even on g2a its $60. for a TF2 clone with butts and abilities i think im gonna skip it. If it was like $20 i'd buy it, seems like a F2P game with micro-transactions and a heafty price tag.
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>>29268929
No hats
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>>29267220

Symmetra because she's an autist

A super qt one but still
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Genji is probably very awkward at talking to girls
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>>29269175
>beta wants to relate to his favorite weeb tryhard character

do you play zed in lol or do you like sasuke or L?
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>>29267220
I don't understand why this game is so popular. What is it that so many people go crazy about? Isn't it just another FPS like Team Fortress 2?
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Anon that ult is Winstons
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which one was louie's favourite?
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>>29269303
i think it has moba elements
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>>29269303
I played almost 700 hours of TF2. This is pretty good too.
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>>29267838
>packrat
Kek
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>>29269638
we mono-black now
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>>29269146
>tfw no autist qt poo in loo gf
Life is suffering
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>>29269175
No, he was described by his brother as a "playboy"
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torbjorn, cunt talks to his turret and treats it like it's his child
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>>29269079
Yeah I paid the $90 for the Aus version. Don't regret it. It's way way better than TF2. Also 90 dollerydoos is fucking nothing for a game you might invest a dozen hours a week in. Also its good to stay up to date on gaming culture.

Also the micro-transactions don't affect the gameplay... except for the skins sometimes making it hard to tell which hero is which, which is a pain in the ass
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

spamfilter
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>>29267220
Bastion.
>made to be alone, can heal self, doesn't need any teammates
>find a cozy room, sit in the corner alone and sperg out on anyone who comes in
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i'd give it to genji.
>brother tried to kill him
>weeb/10
>cringy ass dialogue
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>>29271359
also, his mentor is the least played character in the game.
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>>29267220
lucio because robot manlet that listens to edm and is mixed
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Bastion
Hated by civilisation for being his model type, probably get smashed if he ever got too close to humans
Has to avoid cities this way, just lives comfily in nature with his bird bro
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>>29268558
u serious ffam??
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>>29271701

Yeah man.

His last name is reyes.
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>>29268646
Mei is a sociopathic serial killer.

She is the only survivor of an antarctic expedition, it should be obvious what happened down there.
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>>29267220
>reaper
>Hanzo
>Faggot cuntfucker widowwhore
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>>29271391
actually
actually you're right
minus 20 points for using "robot" in your justification though
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>>29267220
roadhog or bastion

junkrat is the epitome of a fucking shitposter class and that's the way I play it, getting cheap kills and creating salt.
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Fuck off with your normie videogames.
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overwatch is literally a meme game made by one of shittiest modern studios ever, not even their past can save them
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>>29267220
Torbjorn.
Insecure about his size and old.
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>>29269931
But hes "ready to work" so cant be a robot.
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>>29272169
lol

lol at torb for the spam filter
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>>29271963
imagine being this boring
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>>29267220
stereotypical: reaper
actual robot: Genji - he barely talks to people, one friend, no gf.
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>>29271359
but he's actually japanese so he's not a weeb.
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