You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your teeth shattered, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
>>29267064
>icouldbeaserialkiller.webm
You gotta catch me first.
>>29267064
> implying half the people on this board wouldn't take you out like the sandy hook shooter
>>29267064
>Implying you wouldn't get killed by anons shooting up speedballs
L M A O
heh...
*teleports behind you*
you sure about that?
>>29267064
*UNSHEATHES KATANA*
:3
nothin personal
are you going to do all that with your edge, fampai?
because that edge looks sharp enough to do all those things
this bait is pretty neat
DO
*strips*
YOU
*dunks both hands into vat of lube*
REALLY
*covers body in oil*
THINK
*furiously masturbates*
YOU
*shoves other hand into anus*
CAN
*cums into mouth*
BEST
*takes a shit on your dog*
ME?
S-Sam Hyde is that you?
nothing personell kid
ravioli ravioli le commentioli es originoli
*a silhouette of myself stands before you, only thing visible is the gleaming smirk spreading across my face*
>Tch, your gonna have to try harder than that, kid.
*throw cloak, it disappears into the moonlight*
>you really think you can defeat my blade of justice?
*draws 8 foot long flaming katana*
>well then
*straightens trillby*
>bring it on
...this thread is lame and you should feel lame.
>talk big shit
is this supposed to be satire
>>29267188
I love seeing this post, every time someone does it. Never fails to make me laugh.
your gonna have to try harder than that, kid.
p.s. watch yourself
>>29267814
What's even more entertaining is participating in them or making a thread with a fedora lord holding a katana and asking "wat do?".
yeah, and some guy could beat you in chess
another guy is a better basketball player than you
some other guy knows more about american idol than you do
fuck off you little twat
>>29267064
Well then, I'm waiting
You kiddos think you have what it takes to defeat me? Heh... don't make me laugh.
>>29267064
location location amigo orale vato let's go holmes
whatever you say you pussy ass cracker lmao
96812 Kailua Hawaii come get me
>>29267188
billy beel master of evasion
Are you counting on six .30-30 rounds in your torso and one in your head? Because that's what you're gonna get.
>>29267385
This is fucking retarded but i laffed
>>29267064
Not if I inject you with a lethal dose of morphine first
>>29268823
232 alton drive
come and get me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1y258Psqrs
>>29267064
>DYEL BRA
>>29267064
Another fat aspie with the mentality of every 6 year old who think they can win a fight against anyone.
I mean, Ive boxed for several years and lift. I would like to see what you actually look like op.
>pics or it didn't happen
>>29269732
I second this notion
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