This thread is annoying normie memes thread.
Examples:
>just be yourself
>it gets better
>women like nice guys
>>29267050
>just be yourself
know who you are and be confident in yourself
>it gets better
the situation you are in at the moment will get better
>women like nice guys
women like genuinely nice men who are confident in themselves and dont expect to be repaid for thier kindness
>>29267050
>you're just being negative anon
>you're being too unrealestic
>Be positive and everything it's going to be alright
>Carpe Diem shitty quotes
>>29267110
I can't tell if your being sarcastic or serious. I know what the statements mean, but they are bullshit.
>know who you are and be confident in yourself
I'm pretty sure most bots know who they are and that's why we can't be confident.
>the situation you are in at the moment will get better
This is complete bullshit. It's just something someone says to you so they can tell themselves they did something to help you. It also allows them to justify their just world fallacy
>women like genuinely nice men who are confident in themselves and dont expect to be repaid for thier kindness
When young guys are growing up and being told that women nice guys the nuance above is not presented. We are literally taught that if you are nice to a women she will like you over someone that is hotter or more Chad, but is a dick.
>you need to go out more
>just don't worry
>you're so pessimistic, try to think more positively
>women like nice guys
Good women actually do.
>morning
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have two normie friends, both of them tried giving me dating advice once (unsolicited).
Both of them literally told me to just be myself and be confident.
>>29267481
Yes but there are also many other requirements like 6"2+ height, being white, being ripped, having a strong social circle etc.
>just go up to her and say hi
>all you need is confidence
>getting a gf is easy
>girls don't care about height
>>29267481
If a woman has a choice between a douchie chad and a loyal nice bot. She will either take the Chad or be single.
>>29267517
Oh yeah I forgot to add that to my post >>29267503, one of them told me that getting laid is very easy
>>29267548
They give this advice because it works or them. It's like when a hot girl tells ugly girls to just play hard to get. They don't realize that the advice they are giving doesn't work for someone below a certain level of attractiveness or a person who spergs out. It's just a giant just world fallacy.
>talking to girls is just like talking to guys
>>29267168
Why did you photoshop the name to Berenstain?
>you only live once
>just do it
>misery loves company
Is that why they talk at me?
>just talk to girls like they're normal fucking human beings
>everything happens for a reason
>just put yourself out there
>just lift bro
>>29268032
>just lift bro
It's just a meme bro.
>>29267050
>What do you want in life?
>stop caring so much about sex. It's not that important.
>>29268090
this is true though. making sex the top priority in your life is fucking pathetic.
>>29267777
well memed pal!
>>29268312
Not really. If your a dude in his 20's and are a virgin sex becomes very important.
>>29268032
>Everything happens for a reason :'')
original
>>29267644
overlooked meme desu, always rustles my jimmies
>>29267050
>women aren't superficial (women are human too, so yes they are)
>you're single because you're bitter and negative (i'm bitter and negative because I'm single, I used to be a naive happy sperg)
>just work out (5'4'' and wide hips, working out will raise me from a 1/10 to a 2/10)
>just put yourself out there (im not goodlooking, so its always interpreted as creepy)
>i know what its like to be depressed and single too (you were single by choice, and even if your depression was serious you still had a good support network that I dont)
>height doesnt matter (hahaha im gonna fucking kill myself)
>hardwork pays off (i worked harder than any of you, the fact that you cant even tell that i was working hard shows that it doesnt)
>suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem (im going to keep being myself until im dead, so dying is what makes my problem a temporary one)
>>29267050
> it's the motion of the ocean
> women like funny guys
> there's someone out there for everyone
> networking is more important than competence
> meritocracy can work
> democracy can work
> if you go to college you avoid flipping burgers
> yolo
> quiet guys in rape vans are always the ones most likely to be serial killers and not people with actual charisma
> autistic people are the same as retarded
> autistic and retarded people are clueless children who would never think of sex or relationships and are happy with grunt labor
> sports teach life lessons brah
> competition is better than cooperation
> ugly people are creeps and perverts even though they think exactly the same things as attractive chads
> life is a gift
> count your blessings
> just be positive
> your attitude is the problem, not your genetics
> it's wrong to feel entitled to sex or work if you are unwanted
> I still fuck women regularly but I'm definitely MGTOW
> you aren't trying hard enough
> people only refrain from talking because they are timid, and this can be cured.
> if I make a lot of noise someone will notice me and like me for it, especially chicks.
>>29267110
>Chad doesn't expect to be repaid for his efforts!
>Fucks Chad for twelve hours
>>29269511
> if you go to college you avoid flipping burgers
lol, love this one, fucking college cucks
>>29269582
I hate that
Ugly guys want sex: "Its so creepy. You can't just put nice tokens in and expect sex to come out."
But then when hot guys want sex, its completely different
>>29267373
>I'm pretty sure most bots know who they are and that's why we can't be confident.
You define who you are. Most 'bots' choose to be anti-social and blame it on imagined conditions to avoid and mask their own shortcomings.
>It's just something someone says to you so they can tell themselves they did something to help you. It also allows them to justify their just world fallacy.
Putting in effort changes a situation. Again, most posters on this board have fallen into apathy and laziness and blame it on external factors.
>When young guys are growing up and being told that women nice guys the nuance above is not presented. We are literally taught that if you are nice to a women she will like you over someone that is hotter or more Chad, but is a dick.
Your grammar and spelling are shit, but I'll power through anyways. This image of a 'nice guy' is a simplification of an unassertive doormat that doesn't understand how to get what he wants. 'Bots' often fall into this description.
>Be Normal
Act Normal!
>overt bias
>incapable of considering new ideas or thoughts
>idle stares
You fucking robots are normies.
BA/\/A/\/A! Hehe
Then don't be yourself. Be the person you wanna be, faggot.
>>29267050
>just smile
>it's just a prank bro
>just come out of your shell
>what one person can do another person can do too
>those who bullied you in school end up working for you
>bullies end up having a bad life
>woman like nice guys
Said the Stacy who friend zoned me for an abusive Chad
>hahaha how can't you get a gf man just go outside once in a while
the thicc meme is p horrible
>>29270542
>Most bots choose to be anti-social
WHY the fuck would you choose to be antisocial, it is living hell.
>>29270542
>Most bots choose to be anti-social
WHY the fuck would you choose to be antisocial, it is living hell.
>do mushrooms
seriously do mushrooms
>>29271250
No sane person would choose this lifestyle from a logical standpoint, but a lot choose it anyway through their actions. Of course some people are destined to be stuck here no matter what, but others could leave it they put their mind to it and got some luck.
>suicide doesn't end the pain, it just spreads it around
>>29267050
>Why are you depressed when [less privileged group] it so much worse than you
Normies are sick, how do they get joy knowing other people in the world are suffering?
>a girl with a penis is not a girl, is just a guy!
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEE
>>29269582
she fucks chad for 12 hours because chad does what he wants.
Women usually enjoy things because they know men enjoy it.
>>29268032
>just talk to girls like they're normal fucking human beings
Na man, women are there to be made fun of
>>29271456
I hate that.
> You can't be sad because there are starving kids in africa that have it so much worse than you
...has the same logic as:
> You can't be happy because there are millionaire playboy Chads that have it so much better than you
>>29271456
I also hate how they seem to think that it suddenly makes your situation not suck. Sure, their situation is worse, but that doesn't mean mine isn't any less shit.
>>29271187
This. Chubby chasers need to die along with their landwhale gfs.
I bet you niggers still believe in the friendzone
>>29271509
the starving kids make me happy tho
>you're being dramatic
>stop being negative
>you need to get motivated
>other things about how I'm not really depressed, followed by "stop acting so depressed," followed by shaming me for being bad at things that I have trouble doing being depressed
>>29268422
Why, still sounds pathetic
>>29269511
>women like funny guys
Do you think they like boring guys?
>how are you? is not intended as a question yet still carries a rising inflection and is written with a question mark
>if it didn't scan it must be free right :D
>it's not what you know it's who you know
Stop being so fucking smug for undermining what should rightfully be a meritocratic system.
Anyone else feel like normies just parrot the things that their parents and teachers told them? And then those sayings just keep getting passed on?
Maybe they just don't think about what they say
>>29271788
It's not that; it's that a lot of these normies aren't actually socially retarded or terribly ugly. When they see people got dealt a bad hand, they simply use that shit as a shield, because they don't know what to actually say, and why would they? they wouldn't understand.
>>29271658
No. Be negative, and dramatic, and unmotivated.
Those that stay with you are your friends.
There is way too muck superficial shit on this board.
>>29267050
>"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem"
I'm pretty sure personality disorders and crippling depression aren't temporary problems, you filthy normal.
>>29267050
>oh, that's horrible/terrible! xD
literally 1 second after they laugh or joke about a controversial or touchy subject
like, you fucking laughed at it, don't fake caring now you stupid fucking normie fuck you you fucking fuck
>>29267050
>just hand in a resume
RESUMES GO IN THE TRASH YOU BOOMER CUNT
>>29268032
>just put yourself out there
What the fuck does that even mean? Like wear a costume and go around with a sign saying "I'm single! Somebody be my gf!"
>Women like nice guys
>Personality matters more than looks.
>Be confident.
>What goes around comes around.
>Karma's a bitch.
>Be positive
>>29268312
Most of the people who say this have had sex and you know it.
>>29268312
I don't even want sex
ffs
I just want a cuddle and hand holding
i would die a virgin if I could have a girlfriend to do these things with
>right side of history
