W-what does this feel like?;_;
Like sucking on someone's face. To me it was nothing more
>>29266839
I JUST HAD MY FIRST KISS TODAY AHHHHHHHHH
>>29266865
This.
I love nuzzling, but kissing is just overrated
suck on the inside of your elbow while punching your shoulder
>>29266876
Congrats, robot. Was it with a girl?
>>29266839
I've only ever kissed one girl, and it depends on how good at it the people involved are. I butchered our first kiss, because I had no idea what I was doing. But then I learned over time to make it really enjoyable for both of us. You just have to learn how to relax your face muscles more than you would think. Once you do that it'll feel incredibly surreal.
>>29266839
I wonder about this too
>>29266904
Thank you!
Yep, a real girl
>>29267016
How does it feel to taste Chad's cum?
>>29267046
she's pretty prude so I really doubt that
I don't knowAnd I probably never will
It doesn't beat heroin, I'll tell you that much
>>29266839
It feels like a drug. I say this from experience. It's pretty frightening for me to think that given the implications.
>>29268036
There's no withdrawal with kissing.
It's fun the first few times just for the novelty of it, but once you've kissed a few people, it really sucks when the other person doesn't know how to kiss well. Some girls will do kissing the same way they do sex, just doing nothing.
>>29266839
>>29266876
I HAD MINE YESTERDAY IT'S FANTASTIC
>>29266839
like loosing half your shit while also getting off i guess
>>29268109
Except when there is
>>29266839
>you will never practice kissing with robots during /r9k/ meetups
Would anyone like to practice with me in Toronto?
It's like a warm butter croscant, freshly pressed between too butt cheeks. Nom nom...nom
>turbo sperg
>end of math class back in highschool
>friend asks for my number to send me a funny picture
>Sure, don't think much of it
>get texted by 2 random numbers figure one is my friend at least
>2 girls wanted my number but to shy and got my friend to get it for them
>got pretty far with one chick just before prom
>skipped prom and insulted her until she cried
>felt deliciously good
>>29266839
It's honestly one of the best feelings in the world, god bless soft lips, a good kiss might as well be just as good as sex
>>29266839
i can deal with dying virgin, but knowing that i will never kiss someone still makes me sad. i dont know why
I think that the nicest part of it was the afterglow.
I could still feel a certain closeness about myself for up to an hour afterwards.
I miss her.
>>29268103
It is like a drug, after doing it once, you just can't control the urge to want more
this week my girlfriend's going to recieve her last kiss from me and she doesn't yet know it. I'm going to miss that feeling
>>29266876
>
Tell us ALL, not omit any detail
>>29268543
are you breaking up with her?
ending this whole cruel game?
How to people kiss for long periods of time. Isn't it boring? There are no pleasure spots in your mouth/tongue. wtf?
Nonsensical and it makes me uncomfortable.
I don't know, but I've always wanted to be intimate with a girl and kiss. Something about kissing turns me on more than most sexual stuff.
I'll never find out, but I've always wanted it.
>>29268607
>How to people kiss for long periods of time. Isn't it boring?
Fuck no, it's intoxicating. My first kiss was making out with a girl who really liked me from work. She was a 6/10 honestly but I wasn't gonna pass up that opportunity, she was literally texting me to come over and kiss/fuck.
But like the fucking idiot I am, an hour into it I pretended I had a phone call and had to leave because I was insecure that my coworkers would find out I smooched a 6/10.
>>29268581
i'm breaking up with her. she's been my only friend for so long and she has to go. it's only so long that I can keep someone in close proximity before i start losing my mind. her family really likes me though so it's hard
>>29268688
>intoxicating
not an argument
It doesn't make any sense why kissing would create that feeling. fucking buzzwords.
>>29268199
Code for
>i want to have gay sex with Torontobots
Not slick pham
>>29268709
Well of course you can't make sense of it, kissing isn't strictly a physical sensation. Holy shit you are autistic, the fact I even gotta explain this... You'll forever be a virgin, I'm sorry friendo.
The feeling is irrelevant; it tastes like eggs
>>29268749
>still hasn't even come up with a legitimate explanation
>"le the fact that i have to le explain this xd"
not an argument
>>29268109
You poor, naive bastard.
>>29268749
I could go out and kiss someone tomorrow if I wanted to. It doesn't change the fact that there are no pleasure zones in the fucking mouth.
>not an argument
>>29268804
It feels nice man, you have to take in the whole package.
You press a girl really close to you and if you really like her you practically want to melt with her. Kissing is nearly automatic in that regard, even if you would have never heard about it, you probably would still do it.
It is a genetic trait, people do not even really know why it is a thing, but not everything has to be about pleasure zones you fucking autist.
You will get it once you find someone who your whole body seems to gravitate towards at all times.
But if you really want a biological explanation, humans are rather monogamous creatures
>inb4 chads and stacies
the time to carry out and raise a child is extremely long compared to other animals. Kissing might be a device to harmonize each others immune systems through exchanging saliva.
>mod poses this question
>some anons describe what it's like
>hired Stacy confirms to mod that the descriptions are accurate
>mod permabans users
a-at least I hope that's what happens
There is no way mashing mouths together is as enjoyable as you describe.
>melt with her
>gravitate
not an argument
>>29270062 meant to give this guy his (you) >>29269276
>>29270062
except it is
You are looking at it from a way too physical standpoint.
You are implying the perception of pleasure only occurs in a certain place in your body, that received stimulation, which is just not true. The feeling of pleasure is most likely just a way of rewarding you for doing things, that are good for evolution. (see >>29269276)
You feel this in your entire body, just like an orgasm and such.
"pleasure zones" don't exist. They are what your head tells you is good for you. That's also why you can look at a certain kind of porn over an extended period of time, and not receive any pleasure from it at first, but it'll slowly grow on you and before you know it, you're a footfag
Honestly, it's overrated.
Maybe it's better if you actually love the person, but from the hookers I've kissed, it feels kinda gross.
Wet, warm yet cold, and just generally invasive
Depends on the girl. Some try a bit too hard and slobber all over your mouth aggressively. Others think its a good idea to stick their tongue in your mouth.
I think the best kiss is on the side of your neck or when they kiss your lower body repetitively as they move down
I don't even know why it feels so good but as soon as you start making out with someone you just can't stop.
Heck, I spent my entire friday night cuddling and kissing with a fuckbuddy of mine.
>>29266839
Anon I will tell you the truth. I have been kissed twice in my life so far by two different girls, still a virgin though. It feels weird and isn't an enjoyable experience by itself.
What makes it special is the emotional intimacy behind it, the fact that it's an act that symbolises love or lustful passion and you're doing it with somebody else who wants to do it with you.
>>29266839
what this nigga said>>29271465
>>29266839
I had my first kiss not long ago, although I'm still a virgin.
It was fucking disgusting. Don't bother. It's like having a squid tentacle your mouth, I felt nauseated throughout the whole day.
>>29271725
>squid tentacle your mouth
This is my fetish
>>29268109
trust me there is
tongue on tongue with a girl feels really weird, there is nothing to compare it to. it's nice, but strange sensation
>29 yo
>never kissed a girl
For god's sake, what the fuck am I doing with my life?
>>29266839
Kinda wet I guess, it was alright.
>>29266839
I kissed a boy at the movies and again when I left his house. Kissed a girl but we were just playing, because she's a lez.
I like it. It's nice.
>>29267046
How does it feel knowing you'll be a KHV forever?
How are you supposed to know how to kiss?
>>29271975
btw im btw im btw im btw btw im a grl
>>29272176
I'm not a girl though, what gave you that impression?
>tfw KHHV with a tongue and saliva fetish
>tfw watching two girls kiss is enough for me to become blinded by lust
>tfw even if I got a gf she'd probably be turned off by the fact that I get hard just from kissing
>>29266839
Staring at this picture makes my insides crumble ;_;
>>29266839
Why don't you ask a girl?
>>29272402
>"holy shit, that freak anon just asked Stacy what kissing feels like, what a fucking weirdo"
Good plan anon
to be h i kissed somewhere from 6-10 girls in my life and most of them were horrible. get a girl with soft lips, those feel like heaven. the only ones with those lips were a 13 year old girl and my current gf. the others are rather annoying after 2-3 times even for a robot who is new to kissing. they feel like "work" you have to do to fuck.
also advice: if you should get a gf and have your first kiss, dont kiss her every 2 minutes. no more than 2-3 more times on that day.
>>29266839
Lick the side of your hand where your thumb connects to your finger, then take your hand and push it against your lips.
That's about it, you feel a slight force of them being there but nothing more really.
>tfw you spoon and she suddenly kisses your hand and pulls it towards her heart all while sleeping
>>29269107
It's emotional, the excitement of it releases a lot of dopamine and oxytocin
It's soft and warm. Too bad I was drunk when I had my first kiss, I don't count it as a kiss though, even regret it.
>>29266876
I had my first kiss on Friday :)
Feels like kissing a cheek but more vacuumy and wet, nothing great. Only good thing about it is it's a romantic act with my gf :)
>>29273382
>nothing great
longer kisses are amazing
