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Poleaboo enjoys cross dressing a little to much
Gets a sex change
Starts his own website, cam services and that.
Gets really popular, makes loads of money.
His dad finds out, is disgusted at first but then realises this means his son will finally move out
Poleaboo decides it would be to much fuss
His dad reees and kills himself
Poleaboo carieers on getting famous, becomes a female porn star.
Begins to do modeling, acting, and body doubling for insecure actresses.
10 years pass by, poleaboo is now living in a mansion.
Checks if r9k is still there, it is.
See /britfeel/ with 400 posts and one poster, nigii.
Poleaboo decides to post
>Haha it was just a prank guys, I hate dressing up as a girl. I got you!
keep it alive, really thought at least some of yo guys would pull all nighters
Am I missing something lads?
Except the fucked up clock
>brexit actually has a decent chance of happening, despite unrealistic polls and the corporations/guvments attempting to rig/overrule it
>there will be no more polish and slav goddesses in the country outside of those who have already settled here
>its just gona be fat, inbred slags, indians, pakis and nigresses
I might as well go celebate and live off of welfare forever.
There's no reason to better myself or do anything now.
Got to spend 100 quid today at the fucking orthodontist to get a new retainer because I grind my teeth at night
What a fucking robbery
>>29270579
how the fuck is that not covered by NHS?
you went to an indian doctor, didn't you?
I have risen, I demand that you post your waifu.
>Microsoft
"We want Xbox to be more open, here's how, and here's some quality of life improvements to our console OS"
>Sony
"RAH RAH CLOSED ECOSYSTEM RAH RAH EXCLUSIVITY DEALS RAH RAH GIVE US MONEY."
How can anyone really say Sony "won"?
I've got an exam today lads. I'm absolutely fucked.
>>29270936
Here is my waifu
Her name is Sakurako
Isn't she pretty?
>haven't slept
>don't really want to sleep because I hate waking up at like, 4pm (can't help but fall asleep again even if I set alarms at earlier times)
>don't want to feel exhausted for a whole day either
end my life
2 days until I get my internet back lads
I think i'm a bit boring really, don't have anything I do that isn't online related
At least not when it's raining and i can't walk somewhere
>>29271233
Bad feel lad. I'm also boring, I don't have any hobbies and just browse the internet all day. The world is ending anyway so who cares.
Awake at the crack of dawn lads. A rare occasion indeed. Listening to Nation of Ulysses with a cuppa. Cosy rain on the windowpane.
>>29271233
I went almost two years without the internet once. Worst two years of my life. I had to resort to using the internet in the public library when I could, sitting next to smelly bastards, old people asking me how to email and children giving me sexy looks. I don't miss those days at all.
>>29270992
the whole point of consoles is that theyre not open. its literally in the name, "console" if you want an open system just buy pc
What's a good breakfast? I'm sick of cereal and toast but eating crisps first thing doesn't seem too wholesome
>>29271925
English Breakfast: English Sausages, English Bacon, English Beans, English Tomatoes, English Fried Bread, English Eggs and English Black Pudding.
>>29271925
Sausage sandwiches mate. They don't take long
>wake up every morning feeling like you've been hit in the head by a sledgehammer and have no energy
why
>>29271055
kek reminds me of that awkward moment when your mate introduces his gf and you're meant to act like she's not a fat munter
>>29271946
With English tea too don't forget.
>>29272209
I will end you
>>29272268
It's ok friend, I like your Waifu.
>>29272209
ahahaha yeah
my m8 who I haven't seen in a while introduced his fiancee to me, and she was about 6'4 250lbs ugly balding cro-magnon
>>29269943
Brexit will mean a recession if the economists are right and cameron will be gone. Tories will shift hard to the right with someone like ayn rand fan michael gove in charge. I won't be surprised if they use the downturn as an excuse to cut your neetbux. Robots here cheering for leave are in for a big surprise.
>>29272572
It won't be an economic recession, we won't lose money from it. The economy will recede because of the 2 million people who will have to return to the EU. That will only take a few months, and then we will see unparalleled growth and far exceed the EU average. By this time next year we will be the 4th, perhaps even 3rd, richest country in the world.
>>29272572
Have you seen Thunderf00t's Brexit video? I think he talks sense, although from the ratings it seems most people don't.
>>29272613
What magical elixir have you been drinking? 2 million people will not need to leave the EU. The system of open travel between EU countries will remain.
Forgot link: https://youtu.be/33BDDAUV8vg
>>29271846
WANT ASPIRIN
sounds nice i'm currently listening to Superchunk and eating a bacon sandwich
>>29272778
They would lose their right to reside here, they would be illegal immigrants.
They WILL have to go back.
>>29272787
They can only stay for the length of their visa, which applies now as it will apply should a Brexit happen. They won't be 'booted out', but will leave when their visa expires while new people come in on their visas etc.
>>29272809
I'm not saying they're going to get booted out, just that will lose the right to stay here indefinitely.
>>29272826
most will end up getting booted out though, since they won't go by back of their own will
>>29272809
the fuck does that mean? so they can only stay till the expiration date of their "eu passport" or someshit?
>>29272809
If Brexit happens those visas become void.
>>29272868
Until the end of their visas. If they come here to study they will have to leave at the end of their degree unless they are given work visas afterwards.
How do I get this girl to stop sending me pictures? without just saying stop sending me pictures, I think she might be mentally challenged, or crazy. I need a good way of stoping her without just saying STOP
I've tried just ignoring her, it's been 2 months since I last replied, but she still keeps sending them.
>>29272932
There's not much you can do but say stop tbqh lad
>>29272932
Why would you them to stop?
>>29272891
>end of their degree
Study visas are only valid for one year of study. They would need to leave in July, basically.
>>29273087
That's not true, there are international students at the university I attend and they stay for the full 3 years it takes to do a degree.
>>29273104
Students from outside the EU do not abide by the same rules as those within. Non-EU students also pay considerably more for their tuition.
When we leave the EU, those on EU visas will not have guaranteed visas for any subsequent years. Unless they get their visa issued before september (unlikely) they will be unable to continue their studies.
>New tournament on fifa with a decent reward
>Get excited and make a team
>Don't win it because I'm shite
Every time
You know when normies say "I can't believe Nazis were so evil in WW2, how could they do that to innocent people?"
I look at pikeys and think "If Nazis hated Jews as much as I hate pikeys, I actually completely understand how they could do it"
Not even memeing when I say that forcing all pikeys into slave labour before gassing them would put a smile on my face.
>>29273381
Why would you choose pikeys before pakis or Somalians?
>>29273421
Because pakis and somalians know they're scum but they don't care, they just want the bennies.
Pikeys are genuinely too fucking stupid to understand why people despise them, they think the hate comes from nowhere.
Should I open these?
>>29273539
kill yourself pakipoo
>>29273559
Not him desu
>>29273565
>Not him desu
kill yourself anyway
get out of my room, mum - the thread
>not him desu
>kys
>actually got a message on pof off a qt
>add her on snapchat
>try and have conversation with her
>she just reads my snapchat messages now
>>29273712
Neato
133
>>29273750
thanks. tboo
Last night I got out extra blankets and hung them near the window, got wrapped up super comfy, dug out and cleaned a lava lamp and turned it on and sat with my headphones on playing videogames all night listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1s9SmrQRE pretending outside was some sort of dystopian Bladerunner like world.
Had a few dark rum and redbulls and after a while I really got into it. It was pretty trippy and super comfy.
Anyone else been upto much?
> 9 hours ago
> 56 replies
Jesus, is everyone at school or what?
>>29271925
I eat Chocolatey squares, 1 pound a box from Home Bargains and that lasts about 6 decent bowls. And when I want to be healthy I eat an apple Nutri-grain bar.
Fucking hell I can't use the pound sign cause it's non ASCII? Every time I get reminded of that it makes me a little angrier. Bet I can post $$$ as much as I want though.
>>29273798
>And when I want to be healthy I eat an apple Nutri-grain bar.
just full of sugar not healthy at all
I want to get a Vive so I can have some ultimate comfy experiences. Anyone here that's taken the 680 quid plunge and can recommend it?
>>29273848
But it says "apple" on it, and it makes me feel healthier than when I'm eating a bowl of chocolate cereal with chocolate milk.
>>29267539
This is a good post and deserves more (you)s
>>29273899
why would I ever give that mentally ill paki the time of day
>>29273866
buy some fruit if you want to be healthy
>>29273908
Poleaboo didn't make that post though
>>29273913
But I don't want to bother with the effort of being healthy, I just want to pretend I am.
>>29273849
Never buy 1st gen tech
>>29273938
This is what the world has come to.
People now drink decaffeinated coffee, non-alcoholic beer...people are putting more effort into appearing healthy than actually being healthy
It's all an illusion
>>29274049
I drink decaff coffee and tea because it helps with my anxiety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK3OScp1NDU
>tfw average looking chubby gf who loves me
Feels good, man.
>>29267539
open thread, see this.
>>29269266
kek
Lads my mums being a bitch to me, i want to leave but I dont have anywhere to go.
>>29274194
>Lads my mums being a bitch to me, i want to leave but I dont have anywhere to go.
Go sit in the library or something, pick up a book or a graphic novel and sit back for a couple hours.
Who else /condemned to a life of minimum wage/?
Jfc why couldn't I have done a real degree or at least some internships
my jc advisor offered me a free bike to go to interviews for jobs today
>>29274286
Cant, I live in the country side. Theres a shop 20 minute walk away and nothing else
Third driving test fail today. Lowest minors count so far, though.
How can I cheer myself up? I really don't want to wallow in depression like last time. This suck so much fucking dick.
>>29274406
just shoot up
feel like a failure of a human being desu lads
this is a definite low point I feel helpless
>>29274406
Why did you fail?
Accumulation of minors or a major?
And what was it in particular?
I've got one in like a month, shitting it desu lad.
Have you noticed less plastic bags floating around since they started charging for them?
Poleaboo is gonna grow his hair out
Been 4 months since his last haircut according to the archives
Read he should grow the top out first
>>29274496
Coming onto a roundabout, car looked to be going off - left positioned, left indicator - so obviously you think "yeah, can go".
The thick fucking cunt had their left on for half the roundabout and wanted the exit just after me apparently.
Beyond that, the examiner said it was a solid drive and pulled the car version of "just be yourself" - "book in for your next test".
>forced to go out with a bunch of normies i don't know tonight
>no way to get out
HELP
>dad's gf parks the car over the driveway
>leaves the keys on the kitchen table
>dad needs to get out
>"move the car, anon"
>"I haven't got my licence"
>"just move the car"
>get in
>I can actually drive but I haven't passed my test because I hate driving
>can't put it into reverse gear
>he's shouting at me out of the window
>start panicking, heart beating faster
>"for fuck sake, how hard can it be?"
>"it's not staying in reverse!"
>he keeps shouting at me and calling me useless
>eventually I lose my temper and tell him to do it himself
>snatches the keys off me
>"I ask you to do one fucking thing"
>he tries
>he can't do it either
>turns out the clutch is fucked or something
>he calls his gf
>"oh yeah, I have been having trouble with it today, that's why I left it so you could take a look"
>she actually said nothing to me about this
>instead of apologizing my dad just says "you need to learn to drive one of these days"
>>29274576
ergo your dad's a cunt
>>29274542
Ah shit that's bad.
I know someone who was doing their's, they were in the right lane going into a roudnabout, when the examiner told them to go left at the roundabout. They tried to switch into the left lane, and apparently that was "forcing the traffic to wait" - so they failed.
Pretty sure it's largely luck whether you get a human examiner or a jobsworth desu.
>>29274576
Force him to apologise.
YouGov poll showing big lead for Leave just came on the TV at work, and a Scottish guy I work with punched a wall in anger.
Why can't lefties handle the bantz?
>>29274741
Scottish people are fucking retard desu
For years they had left-wing, eurosceptic views - now a single nationalist party comes along and they are all right-wingers who want to remain in the EU, join NATO and abandon the workers struggle. Sickening.
>>29274680
They do this deliberately to try and trip you up.
The best thing you can do is just take corners and roundabouts in first gear.
>>29274769
Posts like this makes me think Leavers live in a fantasy lands. You think we're going to have a workers paradise after we're out of the EU? Tories will rip up EU labour protections before the ink is dry on the divorce papers and Labour are just as bad these days. Shit jobs will have no statutory rest breaks, no paid annual leave etc. Worker protections was one of the things Cameron talked about negotiating an opt out for so it's going to happen for sure.
>>29274992
Yes, voting out means installing a permanent Tory emperor for the rest of time. We will never have another general election.
>>29274992
ah that's right
that would explain why Cameron is pro-Brexit, as is George Osborne
>>29275023
Tories shit on plebs, Labour shits on plebs. There is no realistic prospect of a government that doesn't fuck the little guy and no EU standards to hold them back from turning us into a shitty USA clone
>>29275191
Yeah... maybe you should have voted Green.
>>29274194
>Lads my mums being a bitch to me, i want to leave but I dont have anywhere to go.
Just go and stay at your girlfriend's place mate.
>>29275159
They're concerned with legacy at this point. Cameron doesn't want to be the PM who kicked off an avoidable recession because he was too weak to shut up right wing of his party. Plus maybe breaking up the Union if Scotland agitates for another referendum and votes out when they see England moving further right.
I have a dream lads
>woke up with high glucose levels
>iunjected a fuckload to get them down and ate some peanuts
>they barely fucking budged
>wanted to fucking drink an energy drink consisting of 5 carb units anyways so i injected 10U and waited 30 fucking minutes before drinking it (the insulin is advertised with you being able to eat right after the injection so i shouldnt even have to wait in the first place)
>now they are high as fuck again (170)
i can literally feel my fucking kidneys burning from all the fucking glucose and energy drink, fuck this fucking piece of shit body why the fuck wont the fucking glucose levels go down why why why fucking WHY for fucks sake???? this makes no fucking sense whatsoever
>>29275274
Exactly. Also the recession will justify killing all bennies and the NHS.
NEETs are in for extreme pain. Life is going to get much harder.
Enjoy suffering. You voted for it.
Me? I'm rich as fuck and I don't even live in the UK anymore. Just sitting laughing at the mess these fools are making for themselves.
>>29275340
>injected a fuckload
>injected 10U
Yeah hmm I wonder why your insulin levels are high.
>>29275392
NEETs are already in extreme pain thanks to the work scheme.
>>29274992
>the eu is run by a cabal of 20 faceless bureaucrats who serve the interest of european finance
>b-but they have the workers interest at heart!
And I'm the one living in a fantasy land?
>>29275401
that IS a fuckload you fucking retard. i am type 1, NOT FUCKING TYPE 2 you fatass. my insulin factor in the morning is 2. when you go beyond 6U, you should only take half of what's after that, so if you calculate 5carb units* an insulin factor of 2 you get 10, that means 6+4 so isntead of 4 you only add 2 so i should have injected only 8U, hence 10U is a FUCKload, especially for something with a high glycemic index like an energy drink. foods with high glycemic index tend to have lower insulin index, and also, energy drinks contain no fat or protein whatsoever which means you require even less insulin since your body converts protein into glucose and fat requires insulin too.
just saying, not everyone is a fucking fat piece of type 2 diabetic piece of shit like you are. there are different types of diabetes. next time before you fucking imply that I'm fat, actually fucking look up what types of fucking diabetes there are you fucking piece of shit. i fucking hate fat people like you.
So lads thought i'd take the leap and see an escort, will I survive? She has 32 feedback and is legit. Don't want to be a virgin anymore desu.
>>29275419
Mandatory Work Activities will seem like heaven when they time limit NEETbux or something shitty like that. They sure as fuck won't take the money off olds even though they all voted out.
>>29275474
Here is the site if any other anons wants to try it adultwork.xxx
>>29275474
how old are you?
this might be my only option one day, but i don't think i'm that low yet
>>29275524
24, kinda given up on dating, as the dates never lead anywhere and this site looks safe. you can also cross check with UKpunting.com
Just want to get the stigma of being a virgin out of my head and then get back to dating.
>>29275496
And God help you if you get sick in a US style health insurance system as a NEET.
You'll be fucked.
You idiotic NEETs will look back on this as a golden age.
>>29275600
NHS will always be free at the point of use.
>>29275600
What does any of this have to do with the EU referendum?
I just saw a tornado in Shropshire lads.
>be NEET
>got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes
>currently in hospital
This is just a bad dream, right? Someone wake me up please
Lads.
Just got the letter back from the Dole. Looks like my pending claim has been APPROVED. Looks like this is it lads, the high life, I'll be entitled to MAXIMUM ESA.
Mad wagies?
>>29275730
You forgot to mention that you are now marked as a literal retard forever.
>>29275746
Doesn't matter. At this rate I will have enough autismbux to leave this plane of existence.
>>29275632
You can hope and pray.
>>29275666
Because it will cause a huge economic recession and the tories will use it to justify taking away the NHS.
>>29275730
>170 quid a week
>Mad wagies?
Uh, no. I'm alright thanks.
>>29275774
Use what to justify it?
How does voting in or out have any effect on anything you mentioned? the EU is irrelevant to those issues
>>29275793
really? i thought it would be like 1000 quid and even then I'd still not be jelly. but in this case. damn.
>>29275793
170 autismbux a week isn't bad when you consider I have no outgoings and no tax to pay. I'm on housing benefit too!
Wagie Ragie!
>>29275793
>>29275746
I TRYNA AFFORD MY TENDIES YA'LL NORMIES CAN DIE SLOWLY, CUZ TO ME YOU SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF JELLY WAGEKEKS
>>29275819
>We vote out of the EU
>Economic meltdown ensures
>Tories say we can't afford the NHS anymore, we have to tighten our bootstraps, we're all in it together, etc.
>>29275700
I will give you a (you) even though I can't really say anything
I'm sorry anon. If it's any consolation, my mate was diagnosed as a late teenager and copes quite well with it, I often forget he has it.
>>29275823
IT'S
FUCKING
NOTHING
i mean how poor can you be? i have a car, a place to pay and all that normieshit but still have more than 1k over at the end of the month, this is counting in everything i have to pay for each month. this also counts useless FOOD and shit.
>>29275858
>We vote out of the EU
Stopped reading right there
>>29275864
>copes quite well with it
lel, no he doesnt. no one does. i know faggots with hba1c of 8.0 who say they "cope well" with it. because they are fucking retards who have no fucking idea how shit their glucose levels are and will lose their leg and 100% of their eyesight and die in their 30s.
>>29275858
>economic meltdown ensues
>tories promise dystopian austerity state
>labour promise to secure the future of the NHS
>labour win
you do realise an economic meltdown is literally easy mode for the opposition?
>>29275868
Why are you commenting here? Don't you realize that you are the scum shit on shoe type piece of shit that is ruining /r9k/?
>>29275819
The fact THERE IS NO MONEY LEFT and we've MAXED OUT THE NATION'S CREDIT CARD and all the other austerity bollocks that people eat up. The right wing of the Tories will be firmly in charge when Cameron gets the boot (5 minutes after a leave vote) and they'll go hog wild with an excuse like a good recession.
>>29275902
>Why are you commenting here?
because this board is highly entertaining. If you manchildren would stop acting like absolute clowns, us normies would stop coming here.
>>29275911
Ah, ok. You're a mong with no knowledge of macroeconomics
Why didn't you just say that in the first place
>>29275823
>Isn't bad
It is quite bad though. Compare it to my income.
I get 3800 quid a month, after tax. I spend 800 on my mortgage on my nice big house and another 150 on bills.
That leaves me with 2850 a month that I can do whatever I want with. You have 170 quid a week. I have over 700 quid, and a nicer house than you. And a nice car. And a girlfriend.
>>29275793
170 a week for doing nothing
and all your time is your own, something which is priceless and wagies will never ever have until they are too old to enjoy it
>>29275899
It didn't work the last time. The tories said that they are the only capable stewards of the economy and the nation believed them. I don't see any reason why they wouldn't continue to believe them.
>>29275793
I live with my parents free of charge.
I want to fuck my job advisor, shes like 45. but damn I want to dick her.
>>29275935
>I can do whatever I want with
No you can't. You must be at work and are only allowed out when your boss says so.
>>29275935
Yea, and you slave your life away at work, and spend your free time on here...
>house, car and girlfriend
You are literally a cuck to the LifeScript
Bet you're a good little goy who will get married and have kids too.
>>29275892
Well yeah, fair enough, but I mean it's not obvious to the outside world that he struggles with it
>>29275948
I actually enjoy my job though, I work with people I like and the work is easy, creative and fun. I'd rather be doing that than sitting at home bored and isolated from the world.
>>29275899
Fixed term parliament means at best the Tories still have four years to fuck everything up unless 2/3 of the house of commons votes for an election. Somehow I doubt that's happening seeing as the Tories have a majority and everything.
>>29275948
the thing is that most normalshits aren't mentally retarded and physically weak like NEETs so they work with ease.
meanwhile, NEETs who get forced into labour die after 2 years: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/aug/27/thousands-died-after-fit-for-work-assessment-dwp-figures
This just doesn't happen to normies.
>>29275935
so why are you still so unhappy anon?
>>29275980
>I-I enjoy it
LOL
>>29275962
because in 2015 the economy was recovering?
It improved from when they gained power to 2015, therefore people voted for them.
If your economic meltdown picture is accurate (which I don't believe it is) - then it would be a different story.
>>29275998
>>29275980
Regardless, you have to work.
NEETs have all their time to themselves and are able to do anything they want to do.
We basically live like kings while you slave away to pay for it, all the while you being unable to do what you want.
>>29275975
Actually I can work remotely whenever I choose.
>>29275977
>Slave my life away
I have a fun job mate. I don't work in Tesco. I know that you'd never be capable of getting a job like mine, but that doesn't mean no one has one.
>>29276001
I'm not ecstatically happy all the time but I'm relaxed and content.
>>29276008
Trust me, you'd enjoy my job too. Free booze, photoshoots with models, flying all over the world in luxury.
But hey enjoy spending your 170 a week.
>>29275980
> I'd rather be doing that than sitting at home bored and isolated from the world.
So you're a complete dullard with no hobbies, interests or personality
Got it. Classic wageslave
>>29275991
Not that much seeing as our exit wouldn't be complete for a number of years after the vote - and the tories would be spending plenty of time infighting and resolving internal conflicts
>>29276028
gone from
>i enjoy my work
to
>i'm a high flying playboy
LOL
embarrassing
>>29276030
My hobbies are all expensive mate. I like sailing, fine scotch whiskey, travel, horseback archery. All things you'll never experience. But hey, enjoy your anime.
>>29276048
One day you'll understand that some people have much better lives than you can ever imagine.
But honestly, if you are satisfied staying at home all day and sitting on your own then don't let me hold you back. Enjoy your amazing isolated life. I suppose it must seem good when your only alternative is working minimum wage and being an actual wageslave rather than a professional.
>>29275858
At that point Cameron steps down and glorious Farage takes his place.
>>29276027
Look, you are ABSOLUTELY right.
But here comes the thing that distinguishes plebs from non plebs:
The activities NEETs can do are fairly limited due to a lack of money. Meanwhile, us wagies can do the same things you can do AND MORE.
However, since you're plebs you don't WANT to do nice things that cost money.
You are so plebian that you can't even fathom that not everyone likes to do the exact same things you like to do, hence you pretend being NEET is objectively better. it's not. It entirely depends on what you want to do with your life.
Really I'm not hating on NEETs. If the NEET life fullfills you then so be it. Honestly there are other things to worry about that waste far more money than NEETs who are too lazy to work. But don't give me that "being NEET is better" shit. I was a NEET myself and could go back any time since I have no martgages or shit like that to pay off, but I don't want because... I just like this life more.
And if you don't understand this then, sorry but you're a pleb.
>>29276068
>literally doing what neets are doing right now
>my life is better though... because reasons
Classic wagie
>>29276068
>neets can do literally anything they want
>you can't
on balance, neet life is better
BREXIT NOW LADS
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/13/eu-referendum-leave-campaign-takes-six-point-lead-in-guardianicm-polls
>>29276089
> Meanwhile, us wagies can do the same things you can do AND MORE.
Yet you're here doing the EXACT same thing we're doing.
What a life you lead. Wasting it away at work, and then coming to here of all places.
Truly the plebbiest thing I've ever seen
>>29276089
"It's only good if it costs money"
I don't know if this is a wageslave coping mechanism or whether you're really just trying to justify your slavery to yourself. The best things in life are free buddy.
>>29276068
Why do you come here then if your life is so fulfilling and rewarding?
>>29276110
>>neets can do literally anything they want
why does everyone say this over and over again? they can't. they can barely do fuckall because they are poor.
>>29276120
Will do, fuck the EU.
Make Britain great again!
>>29276145
because it's true?
i want to watch anime, free
i want to play games, free
i want to listen to music, free
i want to read a book, free
i want to watch a movie/show, free
i want to buy an anime figure, my bennies covers it
i want to buy some snacks, my bennies covers it
it's as easy as that
>>29276125
The difference is that right now I am getting paid to be here, and paid handsomely.
>>29276145
>they can't do whatever boring normie shit I want to do
>therefore they can't do whatever they want
Nice logic you fucking idiot
>>29276125
>Yet you're here doing the EXACT same thing we're doing.
Are you honestly this retarded that you think posting on 4chan is all I ever do?
I also breath and occassionally take a shit. Those exact same things are done by NEETs too. Your point?
>>29276138
>quoting things I didn't say
>stop liking what I don't like
lel pleb
>>29276120
To that anon who was complaining brexit would ruin his plans to retire to Italy, fuck you!
BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT!
>>29276173
>All I want do are things that involve sitting alone
Fucks sake this is a truly pathetic post. I hope it's a joke.
>>29276174
Doesn't change the fact you're doing the exact same thing as us despite claiming to have it better
lol
Wew >29276180 is getting pretty mad. I don't think he can comprehend how much freedom we have as neets, how we are able to pursue our desires with no restriction.
post your 3 favourite british tv series lads
mine is
im alan partridge
top boy
the royle family
>>29276193
>being out of breath is fun
what a retard you are
>>29276173
Okay then, if this is all you want to do then the NEET life is objectively better than being a wagie, no matter how much more money you would get. I agree with you here.
But why is it so hard for you to fathom that other people like to do things that are NOT free? You honestly must be a rather closed minded person.
>>29276035
The economic fallout will come way before we actually leave. Years of uncertainty about our relationship to the EU won't help matters at all. Plenty of time to make more cuts and sell off more shit in the name of affordability.
>>29276200
Obviously I have it better. I'm getting paid over 30 quid an hour to sit here and talk shit to you.
So funny.
>>29276212
scrubs
friends
frasier
>>29276200
>being this retarded
no wonder that you're on retardbux. You don't get them because you "tricked" the doctor or anything. you are a legitimate retard.
>>29276243
Fucking love frasier it's so comfy
>>29276221
>Says "the best things in life are free"
>He isn't talking about love, sex, friendship, family
>He's talking about torrenting anime
Christ don't you see how pathetic your life is?
>>29276243
meh
all shite desu
>>29276224
>NEET life is objectively better than being a wagie
yup you finally got it
Just probably failed my exam lads. Only 7 more to go now.
>>29276173
>>29276176
Thanks for confirming my point that the NEET lifestyle is only for people who like to do things that are free or cost little money, hence the NEET lifestyle is not objectively the best because different people like to do different things.
>>29276173
Tried all the things you listed there, the "boring normie shit" that costs money is more fun. I will keep my job. Enjoy your anime.
>>29275023
>We will never have another general election
what fucking delusion
>>29276272
>love, sex, friendship
>free
why are wagies so deluded?
>>29276294
Ive only got 4 more now lad, all this week
>>29276276
If you're pathetic and you like to spend 100% of your time alone, then yeah, being NEET will suit you.
Enjoy your lonely life. Think about how you've beaten me while I'm out living a life full of love, friendship, happiness and laughter.
>>29276295
>more fun
>has to take alcohol to enjoy it
the cognitive dissonance from you is unreal
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10460330
Lads, this week's poll for movie night (horror week) is open until wednesday midnight. Make sure to cast your votes before then. Currently leading: Funny Games.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10460330
>>29276309
>thinks i will even remember him by tomorrow
lol
you are but a grain in the beach of wageslaves, being washed over by a sea of inadequacy
Guys just let them believe they have it somehow better. They are disabled, that's why they get the benefits. This is basically just taunting the disabled. Let them have their delusion. Let them be happy.
>>29276276
> if this is all you want to do
>>29276334
Fuck off cunt we don't want your normie night. All you do is beta orbit a girl
>>29276334
Remove the gay capcha, I'm too slow to select all of them in time.
I vote for the human centipede.
>>29276344
>appealing to yourself as if more than one wagie is in the thread
LOL
>>29276068
Really poor bait.
>>29276212
Edge of Darkness
Boys from the Blackstuff
I, Claudius
>>29276321
>>has to take alcohol to enjoy it
Where in my post did I say that I need alcohol to enjoy doing the things I enjoy doing which cost money?
This shows yet again how much of a goddamn, pathetic pleb you are. There are plenty of things I do which cost money and alcohol would only make them less enjoyable.
>>29276344
Back to work wagie someone needs to generate my autism compensation.
>>29276334
You can't be trusted anymore you clickbaiting cunt
>>29276418
I'm happy to pay taxes that are used on benefits for the disabled. I'm sorry that you were afflicted with this illness. Good luck for the future and try to enjoy life as much as you can.
>>29276407
and yet you're yet to refute a single point
you work, i don't
you can't do what you enjoy without restraint, i can
you always have the requirement to work looming over you, whenever you take a break or holiday, i do not
my life is without stress, i am perpetually content
yours is a life of misery which you seem too in denial about to change
>>29275902
>>29275902
kek, NEETcucks are mad. enjoy SSRI induced neurotoxicity.
>>29276334
Reminder that movie night has been hijacked by a female seeking attention who has very little to do with /britfeel/.
Movie night is dead. It must be removed from the OP.
>>29276450
poor bait. I won't repeat myself again. All of those points already got refuted ITT. Read the thread.
>>29276450
>without restraint
What about the restraint of a lack of money?
>>29276369
>>29276426
>>29276469
nigii please do not samefag
>>29276472
no they haven't
you can't even address them
>>29276476
bennies are more than enough money
>>29276486
>no they haven't
Yes they did. I will not repeat myself or link to the respective posts that refute them. Keep baiting.
>>29276484
I'm one of those three posts. Let me ask if you think it's ok for our community to be infiltrated and hijacked by a scummy roastie? Even though I doubt they are actually female, they still attract the attention of those desperate virgins who have no self-respect and are willing to throw everything we have away just for a shot with some fat bird.
It's disgusting behaviour. If that person is present again then /britfeel/ movie night will be stopped.
>>29276486
>bennies are more than enough money
If all you've ever had is bennies, you should understand that I've tried far more things in this world than you have. Things that you could never afford to do.
They are good. You don't know what you are missing. Thankfully for you, otherwise you'd be pretty miserable.
>>29276486
GET OFF YOUR ARSE AND GET A BLOODY JOB !!!
>>29276498
nope you didn't
now you pretend this is bait because you're on the ropes and have nowhere to go
all you've said is insults and "m-muh money" lol, qutie sad
>>29276518
She is female, I've Skyped with her. She isn't fat though. She has beautiful breasts. I long for our next Skype call.
I love you, baby girl.
>>29276393
Lets actually find out if this is true, lads:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10483344
>>29276520
>it's better because it costs money
enjoying a hearty chuckle at your expense, but that's ok you can afford it right? hahahahahaha
>>29276440
See wagies, this obedient worker bee is someone you can all learn from.
This man will now be rewarded for his service.
>>29276549
everyone vote no
>>29276558
Things aren't better because they cost money.
But there are things that cost money that you've never tried. Many things. You don't know if they are better or not. You can't know.
To me, that's poverty.
>>29276591
name them, I have probably done it
>>29276600
You don't have the freedom to have done them. You are constrained by your lack of money
>>29276549
Lets find out the real answer.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10483383
>>29276610
can't even name something
k then guess we're done here
get back to earning my bennies wagie
>>29276635
I don't have to name them. I know they are unaffordable on benefits, so you can't possibly have done them. There's no point in me giving you a list so that you can be sour grapes about how they aren't worth doing anyway.
>>29276484
nigii doesnt post here anymore
>>29276667
well you can't name them, we know
you can't think of any, it's ok
you enjoy not being able to enjoy what you want
i will continue to live like a king
>>29276546
Who you on about? Kent?
>>29276692
Haha ok mate continue "living like a king" too skint to enjoy a decent lifestyle. Enjoy sitting alone in the dark while I am out having fun.
>>29276708
Don't call me a kent, you're a facking kent.
>>29276714
can you shut the fuck up already you fucking retard? And I'm saying this as a non-NEET myself. He knows very well that he's inferior, he's just baiting. And you're a retard for still responding.
>>29276714
enjoy getting my paycheques while i do whatever i want and you have to work
LOL
Why do people keep saying I post here and at movie night?
I thought you guys didn't want me to do this stop trying to bring it back.
inb4 wrong trip check it
Nobody fucking cares who KentAnon is. Just let movie night exist in peace, and stop being fucking autists. We've got more important things to discuss, like Brexit.
>>29276910
Why do women always have to bring themselves up? Why do they enter communities like this and try to ruin them?
>>29276924
>>29276924
>Why do women always have to bring themselves up?
nobody liked kent even before he started pretending to be a girl, lol
TEA IN THE CUP
HOT WATER FROM THE KETTLE
SUGAR
MILK
STIR
COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
STIR
DONE
>>29277055
>sugar
>cold water from the tap
what is wrong with you
>>29277055
>SUGAR
>MILK
>STIR
What are you, a bitch?
>>29277055
>swedes
Disgusting 100% of the time >>>/int/60784031
>>29277124
I'm a Brit on holiday.
>>29277172
That's ok, I'm a Jamaican here illegally
>>29277177
Get the fuck out of my country, you disgusting piece of shit.
>>29277055
Sugar in tea is degeneracy
>>29277212
Tea without sugar is just bitter dishwater.
>>29277055
HE PUTS SUGAR IN HIS MILK WHAT ARE YOU WORKING-CLASS ?!?!?
>>29277228
>I'm a literal child who can't enjoy the taste of things unless that taste is calpol-tier sugary
Surrounded by negativity everywhere I go, the thought of travelling to somewhere in a,g right up all my possessions and becoming a buddhist monk right now is more than appealing
>>29277255
Pic related, these lads are making us proud
Police in Texas say there is an active gunman in a #Walmart supermarket in #Amarillo and hostages are inside
>>29276528
Jobs are fucking horrible and make you want to kill yourself. Take it from me, I have a job.
Poleaboo is about to weigh himself
Anyone want to take guesses on the result?
>>29277689
>I was looking for a job and then I found a job
>And heaven knows I'm miserable nowof course this wasn't original
>>29276756
I have actually missed you nigii
Anyone got a collection of the lewie vocaroos lads?
>>29277739
Morrissey knows whats up. Life is awful and there's only one escape. Work in a shit job you hate forever and barely have enough money to feed yourself.
>>29277711
180 pounds you fat cunt
>>29277740
Don't enable him or I'll break your legs
>>29277794
fuck off, I was 172 at my worst a month or so ago
I'm 166.5 now
It's just occurred to me that 2 weeks after moving, I can't find my electric razor
>>29277854
Just trying to motivate you to lose weight Poleaboo! I'd like to see you when you're a proper feminine qt. Keep it up
Is Google fucking trolling me right now?
Fuck this shit life
>>29277964
You presumably typed something as pathetic as 'how to make friends' or something, so that's on you
vacuums so strong I have a hard time stopping it from latching on to everything.
vacuuming's become like an episode of Mr bean.
accidently sucked up a key off my keyboard,
had to route through the bag to find it.
not fun.
>>29277799
>>29277740
I missed him as well desu desu
>>29277992
My only 'friend' is an arrogant insufferable cunt who I cannot stand to be around anymore, the only reason I still talk to him is because he owes me money
Ive never been very good at making me friends and yes I did type into Google 'how to make new 'friend' but I seriously thought that whole 'just bee urself xD' thing was a meme
>>29278096
It's the kind of thing that would come up if you typed in 'how to make friends', that's why it gets memed.
If you're being serious, and you've gotten to that point, then a google result will not help you.
>>29278241
This. Even normies don't make new friends after uni or school. They just stick with the same group and/or rack up fuck buddies
>>29277456
absolutely HOWLING
>>29277964
>get up close and personal
This is bad advice. Trust me.
>>29273036
I want them to stop, because they're pictures from my sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0btHwOJrBiY
How do you all feel about Brexit?
>>29278354
Tell your mum on her
>>29278380
Anyone who thinks leaving the EU would benefit us in anyway is a retard and should have their voting privileges removed
>>29278425
>Anyone who thinks the EU benefits us in anyway is a retard and should have their voting privileges removed
Who else /cuppa/ here?
3rd cup with some shortbread to be honest.
>guy who doesn't counts at work reads the box and not what I've written on it so it's always wrong
>I had to do counts today so it was very accurate
>loss of 200 cookies, gain of 20 boxes of bread
>I'm the one getting in trouble for it
>>29278380
Well I'm voting for it, so pretty good desu.
>>29278653
Sounds comfy lad. I drink about ten cups a day/
>>29278653
I've got some and also some Stroopwaffels
Gotta hand it to Holland, Stroopwaffels are the ultimate tea biscuit
>>29278380
This is pretty based, desu.
>>29274088
>tfw I know a girl like that
and she aint mine
>>29274088
We can all get a fat girl, there's no prestige in being seen with one.
Might put a cheeky bet on
Quid on ronaldo to score first and 2 quid on portugal to win
What do you reckon?
>>29278818
Poleaboos cousin has a fat white girl (so morbidly obese she can't have kids)
Probably proud of having a white gf even though he spent 20k on her uni fees, holidays and rent/bills
>>29272133
vitamin deficiency maybe?
try taking a multivitamin.
never thought i'd be proud to hear another nation's anthem lads
iceland deserve to be in the euros
Really craving some of this shit desu
>>29279506
I already feel the scorn of the people who work in my local shop without buying stuff like that.
>>29270997
I finally retook my English GCSE after failing out of school and putting it off for years with a mix of crap jobs, breakdowns, counseling, SSRI's and depression.
I would really rather just get my results now rather than waiting two months desu, been pretty stressed again.
>>29279538
we don't care what you buy
>>29279538
You kidding? You're paying their wages, they love it when you buy that shit.
>>29279554
I see it in your eyesDoesn't help one of them is a qt
>>29279580
They don't associate my custom with their pay thats not how it works
>>29279608
Oh, I always went to a little paki shop where the guys behind the till owned it or were related to the owner. They loved it when I bought their shit lager. Even said a sad goodbye to them when I finished uni.
What did you lads get from Chris's shop after you met your quota today
>>29279608
The motto in retail is "The customer pays your wages".
>>29279628
Its a chain, to them their boss pays them and I am just an obstacle
You guys realise kentanon isnt actually a girl right?
He was obviously joking when he said it.
>>29279680
Buy one and offer to share it with them round the back after their shift.The least you'll get is a laugh.
>>29279663
For you maybe. For me it's always been "I don't get paid enough to care".
my buys arrived
>>29279740
I simply don't care. I don't care what they buy, what they steal, how long they spend in the store. I only need to do my shift and then I go home.
Very important news: there is no correlationvery bored lads
>>29279760
All the stuff you post are plain as fuck. why do you care, why do you think anyone cares you bought a plain black hoodie?
>>29279760
now post pics of you wearing them
>>29279785
include images
>>29279794
>include images
You mean like this?
>>29279778
>I don't care what they steal
I always wondered what motivates minimum wage workers to stop people from stealing.
I stole some sandwiches from pret a manger in London once. The guy saw me and chased me down the street, despite the fact he was the only person in the shop. Wouldn't he get in more trouble for leaving the place unattended? I dropped all the sandwiches on the street and he stopped chasing me, surely he just chucked them in the bin anyway?
I wish I had a mate there to rob the till as this cunt chased me round the corner, would have shown him not to be such a goody-two-shoes cunt.
Lads would you ever prefer to be born in Australia?
>>29280055
People like you should be hanged m8 to be honest
>>29280075
No, hot countries suck
>>29269266
Nah, you're good.
12345
>>29280080
For stealing a fucking sandwich? Haha. You've got some twisted morals.
>>29280075
No, all the animals there want to kill you
>>29279786
boom
>>29279789
u got btfo m9
>>29280148
you could have grown up in the bush and explored as a kid though
as I child I grew up in a rainy post-industrial shithole populated by brown people, as a result I became a shut in.
>>29280125
We have money for a reason, earn your shit and stop trying to bypass society like some leftie scum
Who nightshift here?
I'm starting at 10pm.
I'll be surrounded by Polish and pakis in a warehouse all night. Yay.
Should probably grab breakfast soon desu
>>29280203
Grew up exploring in the countryside but still became a shut in lad, some people are destined for it
>>29280168
I would have if you really did post pictures of yourself in them and you were a qt
>>29280206
Chill out Travis Bickle
>>29280206
This was a long time ago but I don't see anything wrong with it.
Bridgepoint Capital, the owners of pret a manger, have 13 billion in assets. They can spare a sandwich. Even they know they can spare a sandwich, they give away thousands every day.
>>29280055
Yes, and endangering himself by chasing you.
If you went into a Tesco with a needle and demanded the cash from the till, they would give it to you.
Some places are really jewish and can legally dock you 10% of your pay for lost stock.
>>29280249
I know there's a lot wrong with the Arabs but the one thing they do right is to cut the fucking hands off scum like you so they think twice about repeat offending.
>>29280306
Pretty sure the guy was some kind of student, looked pretty sporty and like he was half chinese.
i suppose I got my answer to why they are so stupid, they are like this cunt, so reliant on "the rules of society" that they are unable to think clearly.
>>29280206
>>29280340
Haha are you so sexually frustrated that you are now angry at a guy who stole a sandwich? Have a wank mate, relax.
>>29280221
I spent 12 months night stocking at Tesco
The sleep cycle killed me at times, especially over summer because of the heat and noise of people outside. Working a 12 hour shift only to get back and not being able to sleep, then having to clock in again after 12 hours sure was fun on a Saturday (even though I was on like 9.50 an hour it was no way worth it).
The Poles were pretty bro tier though, if only I remembered all the profanities they taught me.
>>29280380
>i suppose I got my answer to why they are so stupid, they are like this cunt, so reliant on "the rules of society" that they are unable to think clearly.
Are you by any chance intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humour?
>>29280381
I work a night job too, in an audio cassette tape manufacturing place. I am trying to get used to it, just started, can you suggest any tips?
>>29280332
You look really tall.
Are you not manlet?
How come they dont just make nice simple rpg's anymore?
Like Mass Effect or Bloodlines or fable or something. Now its all le epic story gear of war shooting and super powers.
>>29279760
>>29280332
huh wow lookit that, you wear it totally differently from the model
>>29280405
Nah I just think that stealing a sandwich isn't a big deal and anyone who makes a big deal of it hasn't considered it very much.
>>29280444
Never said I didn't?
>>29280424
No I'm not
>>29280408
Make sure you eat healthy and properly, black out and noise proof your room.
When you get back do your best to sleep, don't stay up playing videogames or whatever. Don't mess up your sleeping schedule on your days off.
Honestly I can't give too much advice as I really didn't like it, other people at my work had been doing it for decades though
>>29280519
He's just memeing you bro
>>29280408
Don't drunk red bull or boost or carbonated drinks it'll make it harder to sleep when your done. Drink water or dilute mi wadi and stuff.
Learn to sleep listening to music so you don't get funked over by people outside keeping you up.
Try to eat well. Cook food before work and eat it after so your not cooking at stupid AM.
Don't forget to shitpost in the neet antiwagie threads at 9am saying yoou have the neet life all day and make good money like the wagies
If you get all that down you're set
>>29280519
Thanks mate I appreciate it. It's quite tough to eat healthily as Chris only provides rice and beans and he quite often doesn't have any fresh ingredients in the shop he runs in the flat. He tries to get stuff in for me but he's now told me that he can't be bothered getting fresh stuff daily and I'll have to make do with what he has, at least until we meet the 50,000 tapes a week target.
>>29280558
Chris sounds like a top lad
>>29280408
Don't spend all your money on the high sugar sweets at the tuck shop. I mean you only get like 25 a week.
What can I do at the weekend to stop myself drinking?
Usually I stay in my room and drink, so i need to NOT be in my room and I need to find something to get me out.
>tfw I already feel like drinking ..
>>29280655
>Being weakminded
>>29280599
He's just very focused on getting those tapes out. We rarely talk about anything else.
>>29280637
I get 35 but Chris says that next week is half pay until the quota improves. So yeah I have to be careful. I usually buy a can of Stagg Chili for my dinner, Silverado Beef. Got a few packets of Super Noodles and a packet of Angel Delight in my room too, so I should be ok. That and the big load of rice and beans that are in the chow area (Chris's word for the kitchen) will tide me over until I get back on full pay again.
Hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ
>>29280669
>being so retarded you can't even comprehend the human condition
Anyone has luck with quitting smoking here? I'm on 15-20 a day. Need help.
>>29280764
I hate being gthe dudebro that says Vale.
But since I bought an ecig and a couple liquids I haven't bought fags In nearly a year.
>>29280655
Have you considered heroin instead? Several advantages over alcohol, it's much less harmful to your liver and doesn't give you hangovers.
>>29280709
>It's just being a human that means I can't stop drinking.
Self control has nothing to do with what it means to be a human.
>Put money on ronaldo to score first and Portugal to win
>Nani scored first and it looks like it'll be a draw
Why the fuck do I bother betting
I literally always lose
>>29280916
Gambling is for degenerate chavs mate. Just don't do it.
>>29280873
So what do you do to deal with the second by second conscious knowledge of your worthlessness and the absurdity of life itself?>tfw my therapist asked my how the philosophers I admired coped with their knowledge and I told her about how they became drug addicts, killed themselves, spent all their time with hookers or became more extreme than hitler
>>29280969
Shitposting.
I kid. It helps if you just stop giving a shit and live your life because you can.
We are born for no reason.
We live for no reason.
We will die for no reason.
There is no need for meaning or purpose.
Just live your life how you want while it still lasts.
>>29281055
Thats not enough.
>Just live your life how you want while it still lasts.
Does that not eat away at your insides?
As if we can actually live like we want, my whole life has been being denied things I want
>>29280916
I was gonna tell you not to put that bet on but I couldn't be bothered, sorry bruv
>>29281102
Don't forget that society deems you a worthless loser if you don't have a job.
Even though in todays economy of stagnant wages and rampant unemployment you're never going to be financially independent enough to ever live "how you want"
>>29281102
>Does that not eat away at your insides?
Nope.
>As if we can actually live like we want, my whole life has been being denied things I want.
Then work harder.
>>29281140
I have a job and some money. I feel this much more acutely than when I was a neet
>>29280969
keep reading
also would recommend drugs and weed
but yes i do just want to give you a hug
>>29281174
>keep reading
I kind of wish. I cannot summon the will or desire to keep reading.
>>29281174
>weed isn't a drug
Good one lad
>>29281174
C-can I have a hug too
>>29281240
you are going to keep reading
>>29281260
pic
>>29281292
you must prove your worth as a hopeless individual first.
no it's okay, i assume you're all hopeless. c'mon let's all hug.
>>29281140
I live how I want. All it took me was six years of hard work.
Started a business, built it up, sold it, and now I am free.
It's the only way lads.
>>29281491
>you are going to keep reading
read what though. I don't see any avenue that won't lead to more depression
>>29281491
>heroin
>it's just a plant
Popping down to Asda lads. What should I pick up?
>>29281698
A video game.
>>29281698
rustlers burgers
Crisps
kit kats
ice cream
bread
milkshake
shortcake
cheesecake
>tfw come home later than normal and get 20 questions from family about where I've been
Little do they know I was out buying the drugs
http://news.sky.com/story/1711960/ftse-loses-30bn-in-value-on-brexit-fears
30bn wiped off the value of FTSE companies just today over fears of Brexit. That's more than the government wants to save in bennies over the lifetime of this parliament. Get ready to see your NEETbux cut to the bone when we actually leave and the real meltdown starts. Just remember you asked for it.
>>29281781
>tfw you pretend you had something to do or people to meet so thats why you are late
>tfw you just want to buy alcohol and then have to delay until the next bus
>>29281775
>rustlers burgers
Thought I was the only person in the world who actually likes them.
>>29281791
That will be the least of our worries once the black death comes back and hitler rises from the grave we will have hardly any time to prevent all the gems of the infinity gauntlet being assembled to destroy the universe.
>>29281791
Won't need NEETbux when we all have universal basic income
>moortugal on TSUUUUicide watch
>>29278711
Got some recently off someone who went to Holland.
Putting them on top of the cup and letting the steam make them go soft is GOAT-tier.
>failure of a human so can only relate to people on 4chan
>90% of people on here are literal fascists
feels bad desu lads.
>>29281852
The cheese burgers are nicer than fast food ones imo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-36531455
I wonder if their defence was "It was just a bit of friendly bants!"
>>29282143
>dont know what political views to allign myself to
>opt to just agree with whatever the person im talking to says to avoid conflict
>have to act fascist on 4chan
>tfw
Poleaboo opened his fast
Ate half a lasagne, some garlic bread and a bit of cake
Needed to go to the bathroom as soon as I finished my meal
This has been happening for almost a week now
Not sure what's happening but I think it's helping me lose weight, so it's all good
>>29282295
You fucked your digestive system by following a retarded ritualistic behaviour, your body didn't digest or use any of the food for energy you just shat it all out instantly
>>29282271
I don't vote in general elections because no one gives a fuck about rural areas anyway and nothing changes out here, In only opted to vote in the brexit elections because that will affect whole country
>>29282335
Good
I'm trying to lose 40lbs
Ideally 50 but that's even less realistic
>>29282372
I just vote what my family vote which is labour in the general elections and will vote leave since my family are
>this show about "divas" (codeword for gold digging cunts) and their beta partners enabling it
Literal degeneracy
>>29281791
>NEETs will be voting to become a Caliphate of Allah just so they dont have to get jobs.
Truly disgusting.
>>29282540
Aww, is the poor normie scared that his shitty overcrowded city is going to be filled with more pakis
Serves your right tbfh
>>29281791
>the scaremongering media trying to portray this as some sort of calamity
top kek
things like this happen all the time
https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=%5EFTSE
>>29282579
Remember this when your mummy gets BTFO by Achmed and his AR-15 a few months from now.
>>29282629
Yea, Ahmed loves 99.99% white as fuck towns
Enjoy living in a caliphate m8. I'll be over here in my "Little Englander" zone
>mfw somebody fucking my mum in the next room and the sex noises aren't even muffled because both our doors are open
What do you think of Germany lads
>>29282666
go ask her to cook you some tendies.
>>29282668
God tier until the mid 1940s, then JUST
>>29282668
islamic shithole
>>29282687
I'm just going to put my headphones on and pretend she doesn't exist desu
>>29282668
Gave us our shitty northern european culture, Nazi, runs the EU.
4/10
Clement Freud murdered Maddie McCann hahahahaha
>>29282724
>islamic shithole
careful with that edge
>Tfw 23 but I still run up and down the stairs
>>29282930
I'm 30 and I do it on all fours
>if you're triggered and you cant even, tweet you're trans
>if you're triggered and you cant even and you really wanna show it
>if you're triggered and you cant even, tweet you're trans
>Bill Burr announces Europe tour 3 weeks ago
>I am busy and miss his podcasts for a few weeks so don't learn of it until later
>it's all fucking sold out
What the fuck. I am the only cunt in this city who has ever heard of Bill Burr now suddenly a load of cunts have jumped on the bandwagon and sold out his show before I can get a fucking ticket just because I hadn't listened to him in a few weeks. Literal, fucking, reeeee.
>>29282930
Poleaboo does it often but his knees are quite knackered from sitting/lying down all day
>>29282970
That doesn't fit the song mate, too many syllables
>>29283020
transmysoginystic syllablaphobic islamphobic shitlord
>>29282992
you'll never get a cute trap physique if you don't work at it
>>29282749
just jerk off lad, free wank material.
>>29282666
I can't imagine what it would be like to live with an actual whore.
I wouldn't stand for my own mother doing that, and she certainly doesn't do it in this house if she does.
Disgusting behaviour.
>>29283138
>she certainly doesn't do it in this house if she does.
Trust me mate she does.
>>29282666
So...close your door lad?
>>29283222
Doubt it mate I'm the man here and I never go out.
>>29274576
poo in her cars tank
>>29283264
nout wrong with sex anyway mate
>>29273712
SEND
DICK
PICS
TO
HER
>>29283321
There is when you're over 50 and your ovaries have shrivelled up and your cunt is as dry as paper.
>29283321 (You denied)
>nout wrong with sex
you'd have thought that normies would have stopped coming here long ago
considering they aren't welcome at all
I want to watch something but I don't know what so I spend hours looking for something by which time its too late to watch.
>>29283388
Doesnt know how to reply what a fucking normie
>>29283350
Best time apparently
>29283487 (You denied)
stay mad normcuck
can't even have a wank now i'm laughing too much
>>29283487
he replied like that so you didn't get a (you) you fucking newfaggot
>>29283563
>hull
devvoooo
>>29283596
Don't understand why everyone buzzes off seeing a you
I don't even get them on my phone
>>29282971
Are both the Apollo shows sold out? A fair few tickets left for the 6th when I looked yesterday.
>>29275340
hydration and exercise are important. if you inject insulin but you're dehydrated, it won't be as effective. Drink a lot of water
>>29283781
using 4chan on your phone is pleb tier
it's because most of us are cripplingly lonely
>>29281791
We need to get out of this EU mess while we can.
Ultimately no-one benefits from being in the EU in the long run. I don't understand it.
Being in the EU ruined Greece and almost bankrupted Spain.
Unified currency is a terrible thing. If a country is struggling they can't decrease the value of their local currency and attract tourism.
Fuck me. So many countries rely on tourism to survive and with the prices getting hiked, its a real race to the bottom.
People go to cheap places like Turkey now. Can't remember the last time anyone I knew said they went to the greek islands.
We pay out so much to the EU and all they do is fuck our bottom line over by sending in more waves of migrants.
We don't have anymore room. Our country is dense enough as is. What? Do we want to end up living in rentable pods like some areas of Japan have?
And we have no control over shit. Laws keep getting changed and we, as citizens, don't even get the chance to actually know, discuss, and possibly even refute them. Our government is lazy. They love the idea of going to Brussels, nodding their heads for a little while whilst playing on their angry birds or candy crush, enjoy all the free shit, get friendly with the big business, and go home without actually doing any work and getting paid for it.
This is how fucked up the world is.
Im so fucking boooooooored
fuckoff robot
Why is this shit about Madelin McCann still in the news
it's been dug up at least 2-3 times every year since 2007
Poleaboos dad just asked him if he was gay when he said he didn't want to get married
>Poleaboos dad says he's 25 and HAS to get married
>Asks if he should find a girl or if I will find one myself
>Just keep repeating "no" while staring at my laptop screen
>Asks "why"
>Asks if I'm gay
>Not looking at his face so not sure what expression it was, the tone didn't suggest anything
>I say I want to find a job before getting married
He bought it
It is kinda true anyway
Who would want to be married before being in employment?
>>29284243
The family are rich, connected and make money off it
>Fifa offline tournament
>Pro difficulty AI, can't be that hard
>AI literally fucking crosses it from its own half, pinpoint onto the head of their own striker
>Absolutely unstoppable, they literally cheated themselves a goal
>Does the same thing again in the second half, unstoppable header from a pinpoint long distance cross
>Goes to penalties
>AI saves every single one of mine, even stays central when I fired it central. AI literally reads inputs and copies it
What a fucking bullshit game
>>29284323
lad, you are in a situation where you can basically force someone to marry you, why would you not take that option?
you could probably make them cuck you as well
>>29284467
>he struggles on pro difficulty
you need to be a bit less shit
Dad is just standing there shouting at me now about tax credits and money in general
>>29284479
because I am not a heterosexual male
I don't want to have sex with a female as a male
It'll just be more repression before I finally snap when it's too late to do anything
>>29283596
Nah he didn't he's just retarded, like you.
>>29284570
If it wasn't for the internet, you'd be perfectly happy as a man
You're not a woman. You're an AGP
>>29284467
Fifa is bullshit. It's literally scripted
>>29284243
Friends with someone whos dad worked on the case, said he 100% believed the parents were guilty of something, because on the early reports the mother said "They've took her" while panicking not that she's just missing/misplaced. Said this sort of slip happens all the time with guilty people
>>29284632
Well, the internet does exist and I'm not happy as I am
>>29284729
>and I'm not happy as I am
>therefore the problem is my gender
Oh look, it's another tranny fetishist who isn't actually a tranny. What a fucking surprise!
>>29284754
I've wanted to be female for over a decade before my household even got an internet connection
>>29284632
AGP is a meme. I assume you're talking about Poleaboo. He's trans let him transition
>>29284790
that's bollocks mate - i've seen you post before how you were "starting to feel transgender"
also
>there was no internet in rochdale 10 years ago
kek
>>29284479
I too was in that position, Decided there was no point, the woman is just in it for money constantly sucking you dry and not just your dick.
>>29284882
We just didn't get internet until I was 14/15
I was rediscovering my repressed feelings
I would dress up in my mother and sisters clothes when I was a young teen
>>29284882
>internet available at the time = everyone had a connection
kill yourself
I think you're weird but I support you poleaboo, you're clearly transgender
>Poleaboos dad is trying to get him work at his friends accountant again
>Told him I don't know fuck all about accounting as I've been out of it for so long now
>Tell him I still have a potential trial to worry about too
>>29284974
>>29284874
Thank you for your support
Friendly reminder that pooaboo is only pretending to be a tranny so the courts take it easy on him.
I missed this place and i dont know why.
Other than tilde, poleaboo and shout you are all pretty much cunts yet theres something about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuMBmK5uksg
>>29285387
choon m8
>>29285387
Classic tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL619-n8_hI
>>29285542
i posted lemar earlier
did i inspire you?
can i put 'inspiration' on my C.V. now?
I am DEFINITELY going to register with a GP this week
So when I have the courage to ask to speak to a gender therapist, I'll be ready
also, NU-TRAXX meeting tomorrow
>The first part of the appointment will be with [MALE] regarding self-employment awareness and then I will meet with you for a catch up and review
keep checking this lads
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result
exciting watching it evening out day by day
>>29286280
Fuck are we really going to leave?
>>29286308
seems to be going that way.
every single poll I've seen over the past few days has had brexit in the lead
get ready for sovereignty!
SPLIT MY TOE OPEN FOR FUCK SAKE
John Balance is dead.
This world is sick,
and should be put down.
>>29281791
I got off last month and found a comfy janitors job in a prep school. Work 15 hours a week and have about 180 at the end of the month left over after rent and other bills.
They had me on that forced labour thing for 30 hours a week and then 4 hours jobsearch in a dingy office a few miles away of my day off, it was fucking depressing.
The best part is that it's only 15 minutes away by foot and I leave just in time for the local Tesco to put stuff on special offer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58LGDEtWtaY
watch this with me lads
Keep smiling through, just like you always do, britfeel.
There's a light at the end of the tunnel, we can rejoice there.
REEEEEEE WHY IS IT LIGHT OUTSIDE REEEEEEEEEE
makes me feel like I should be asleep already
>>29288248
just want to punch him desu, what an insufferable faggot
>>29288248
>male ASMR
get out scummer
>>29266601
been up all night lad
got me a jerb working night shifts, I get to spend 12 hours a night getting paid to shitpost about normies
livin the dream
