>anon, what are you doing here?
Sorry, I'll wake up now and leave you alone
Came to tell you I still love you
>>29266435
I'm here to end all this, Taytay.
You will never ask me why I'm open carrying in Applebee's ever again, this ends here.
Came to tell you Single Ladies was one of the best videos of all time.
>stutter
>exit with head down, fighting tears
>feel a combination of frustration and fear of discovery over the next week
>>29266501
o im laffffin
>>29266493
Explain nation?
she seriously isnt even that hot
what are you going to grab onto when you're fucking her?
her spine?
her A cup titties?
>>29266801
you tell em, norm
>>29266435
That pic looks like a setup for a fight scene. Anon is only visible in the mirror, with Taylor staring back at him, not turning her back. Dialogue would be something about Taylor killing anon's friend and he trained five years in the Japanese mountains or whatever and now he's coming for her.
SLAY TAY Volume 1
or something
>>29266801
the a cup titties obviously
why is this a question
>>29266801
True. A girl's gotta have some serious lard handles if you're gonna be able to leverage your plus size body into any activity more strenuous than ordering a pizza. Whoo boy you "high-test" memers are a riot.
>>29266936
>anything chunkier than Taylor Swift is "lard handles"
wew it off
Did a vampire take this picture ?
>>29266435
>wait, wut are YOU doing here?
>>29266435
I'm hanging up some posters in your bland apartment.
I'm here to fix the cable
>>29266936
her ass is smaller than my knee caps
>>29267860
Don't be fatuous :p
>>29266801
Her dick, cause that's a man baby!
>>29267768 - this.
is this OP's way of being secretly gay?
fatuous. - silly and pointless
>>29266755
It's a meme on /k/.
They post a picture of her sitting at a table and it says
>Anon are you really open carrying on our date to Applebees?
>>29266801
>how could you possibly procreate without 50lbs+ pounds of excess blubber to grab onto?
seriously, fuck fat people
>>29266435
Just going to applebees on my date hbu
>>29266435
Nothing, wrong room.
>>29266452
this
>original sadface emojicon
>>29266435
Oh, nothing. Just being your reflection.
