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Boner killers
>>29266249
>not getting hard because you want to hatefuck girls with a choker
>>29266249
choker means WHORE
>>29266249
boner kiIIers
choker gets me 0 to 100 real quick
guaranteed deep throater every time
>>29266249
Everything about this piece of shit.
>>29266279
i would objectify her so hard
>>29266249
>dyed hair
>piercings
>problematic glasses
>pixie cuts
>hair buns
>duck faces
>caked makeup
>too much slang
>Jewish
>daddy issues
>skelly/fatty
I have some more if you want.
>>29266249
how about a common boner killer?
This kills the boner every time.
I like them
origy poopy comment poopy
girl wearing choker storytime
>9th grade, be asian manlet, but lean with 6 pack and with a decent bit of muscle
>sometimes hang out with short choker wearing chubby girl with ultra massive tits. Like, literally the best in school, or at least top 5.
>All the guys want her, and she's also super friendly because she's basically an attention whore stringing along betas, giving titty hugs to everyone
>I'm the best looking out of all those ugly whiteboi cucks, and somehow uncharacteristically very confident and relaxed with this girl, joking around and shit like IDGAF
>eventually make my move during lunch by feeding her french fries by hand, then mouth to mouth, which leads to kissing at the end of the fry, then just straight up kissing with tongue
>basically cuck every beta orbiter at the table. They call me gay and fruit and shit because of my appearance and long hair
>especially this one turbomanlet whiteboi who's like 5'0." He always tells us to get a room when he sees us kiss, and we're both like "Okay!"
>he later comes to me to like a beta to ask me to back off because he likes her, and likely because she's the only girl shorter than him. I agree just to appease him in the moment.
>cuck him further anyway by kissing her right in front of him/letting her kiss me because she actually likes me
>he comes to me all butthurt like a little bitch and I just sort of brush him off
Getting a bit long here, but the girl invited me to her house and we went to the beach(walking distance), and made out and fucked in the water because she mired my body pretty hard, as i did hers. I fucked her a few more times before she unfortunately moved away. She's the hottest girl I've ever been with in every area of looks, face, lips, tits, and ass. Thanks for reading I guess, thinking about it is funny because I'm actually a beta faggot myself usually, but cucked a faggot whiteboi like Chan Thundercock in 9th grade.
i like chokers
>>29266335
PPPPRRRRRRRRRump
>>29266689
they are pretty hot tbqnest
>>29266560
>betas cucking people who are even more beta
It is a fucking dog eat dog world
>>29266689
The hats the killer
Everyone who wears this shirt always acts the same shitty way.
>>29266303
objectification has become so subjective now though
>>29266249
mfw shit on my dick
>>29266259
So much this. It means you can violently facefuck them and slap them around.my sister wears one
>>29266309
All this except jewish
>>29267804
damn it, why are you so right?
>>29266259
>>29267879
A choker is a black belt in sucking cock.
spironolactone and estradiol
original comment robot bloxxing
>>29267804
neck
>>29266249
More like boner thrillers
>>29266560
>lost virginity at 14/15
kys
>>29268447
>A choker is a black belt in sucking cock.
damn right it is
>>29268447
omg im stealing this
>>29268447
3/3 post m'emester.
>>29268447
nigga i saw this like a month ago on kikebook
>>29267804
"Who's Kurt Kobain?"
>>29266249
>he doesn't know that's the black belt of sucking dick
>>29267879
I want to make that girl cry
>>29267879
Pardon me, fellas, but who's this semen demon?
>>29266249
looks good 2 me
>>29267804
which way is that?
I wear that shirt a lot and even cut off the sleeves
>>29266249
women who wear those chokers are SUPER submissive
1. it's a collar
2. because they like to feel like they're getting choked all the time
>>29266689
Me too. Same with earring.
>>29268447
>>29270183
In my experience, women who wear chokers are usually virgins trying to get attention.
>>29266279
Agreed, this people need to be shot.
>>29266249
OP's life story
>>29270479
You need to be shot, you miserable mongoloid.
>>29266249
im not like other girls ~
kek
>>29266696
is this back?
i fucking love this
PRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRAP *splat splat* FFFFFFFFttt
"SNIFF MY ASS SISSY BOYYYY"
>>29266249
more like killer boner
>>29270552
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Mummy should've aborted you, anon
>>29270150
https://m.youtube.com/user/savanamazing
>>29266689
I'd like to choker with my cock
>>29270616
I'd like to choke you, anon
>>29270597
Thank you, pal-o. I appreciate it.
I'm not like the other girls anon, I'm different I swear~
>>29270684
>tfw pizza will never know who you are
im too self conscious to be a trip
>>29270684
Fuck off, tripfag. blox blox blox
>>29270684
M A N F A C E
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EI was muted, most likely because this post has already been directed at Pizza for having a fuckingMAN FACE
>>29270838
Gee maybe that's because he's a man. Chromosomes don't lie.
>>29266272
link plox
In response to the OP aside form obvious shit like bad breath and being whiney, i'd have to go with girls wearing those fucking puffy shorts that look like skirts, or fucking playsuits, makes em look like alladin's just shat himself
>>29266249
tattoos and piercings/jewelry, ears are ok i guess but I would love to meet a girl with no piercings and no jewelry. with the onslaught of tattoo culture and piercings being the norm im out of luck.
JUST LET ME DIE ALREADY!
>>29266249
Actually I find these pretty hot, it means that they bitch likes being choked so if you manage to get with her you're gonna have a freaky fuck
can confirm on choking, gf loves it
Chokers are sexy.
How revolting
>>29266689
This
I made my female friend wear a choker because "it's stylish", in reality it's just so my dick becomes diamonds every time I see her.
>>29266689
well, yeah.
but not the plastic trash you see every common whore with
>>29270684
yeah, because you're not a girl.
>>29266312
I hate these shits. Theres a girl in the neighbourhoo who is kind of cute, but she has one of those disgusting nose rings or whatever.
Like...what. Are you cattle? what is fucking wrong with you. Stop wearing stupid things like that.
>>29266249
around here only girls of 12 years or less wear that kind of shit
>>29271970
I know one who is glad that the comparison is made because she loves animals more than people.
Probably fucks her dog desu
My wife wears chokers almost every day
She pulls off this sexy goth look
I'm the luckiest man alive
>>29266249
Literally boner generators you low test faggot
>she exists
3DPD gonna PD
>>29266560
GET
O
U
T
cryubinomp,
>>29267879
My sister wore one the last time i saw her, despite how much i love her and how she would i need her to conserve that side of herself she still decided to dress suggestively.
I don't think she loves me at all anymore though. Regardless if ive always loved and adored her since childhood, and would go out my way and ignore friends for her when things were better in my own life.
and how she would know i need her to conserve* etc
>>29270899
This. I guess i could tolerate Tracer type of ear piercings but nose ring and tattoos are out of the question. Every girl who has piercings not in ears and visible tattoos is a slut.
>>29266312
Agreed. I've seen some drop dead gorgeous girls and suddenly I see the nose ring and it is all I can focus on.
>>29271970
It means she likes black men. Ace of spades tattoo too.
Tattoos. No woman ever looks better with tattoos. I'm not gonna raise a child with a tattood woman, because it means the kid will probably get tattoos and the cancerous cycle will just repeat.
>she doesn't want to reconquer the holy land
Fucking Saracen wench
>>29266249
That shit gets me diamonds. Always has. Maybe because it reminds me of middle school.
Nose rings
pic related ear things, drawn eyebrows and too short hair.
I like ear piercings and chokers tho.
>>29266249
Well it doesn't kill the Hollyjews boners thats for sure.
>>29273469
Jesus christ desu sempai
>>29266279
She's the hottest chick I've ever seen
>not having tattoos yourself
>not being muscular and having chicks like that begging for your cum
>>29271970
Oh that's a very cute way to say "I'm a virgin"
>>29271970
They are called septum.
And what's funny is that alternative people wear those (along with other things like hipster style and such) because they hate normies and want to distance themselves from the boring regular people.
You know, /r9k/, if you stopped being so judgmental you could actually have friends and lots of sex.
>>29274291
I hope you get the point now normie
>>29274517
What the fuck is this chart????
>>29274604
aww didnt you pay attention in school?
>>29274291
It's the same as tattoofags want to distance themselves from normies that they dont see how they are becoming normies.
>>29269964
it's an old meme ya dip
>>29266249
>chokers
>boner killers
found the homo
Whatever, for me it's excessive makeup and red lipstick.
>>29270684
Fuck off to /soc/ you attentionwhoring tripfag.
>>29266249
Why don't you start by posting one? Collars are chokers are golden.
>>29268447
Damn straight nigger.
>>29273581
This place has turned us all into lolicons
Senpai
>>29267804
There the ones, they like all our pretty songs. And they like to sing along and like shoot their guns.
But they don't know what means.
No, they don't know what it means, and I say yeeeeaaaahhh.
Normalfags have been wearing this for more than two decades.
> People who like nirvana's music would ever wear branded clothing.
>>29274838
>ywn go on a date with lia
Chokers are great. It's a nice way for girls to signal they're cock-hungry subs.
