Things that let you know you are dealing with a beta cuck:
>dabs their pizza with a paper towel before eating it
>He wears the beta glasses
>He wears a hoodie in warm weather
>>29266245
>he breathes out of his nose or mouth
>He holds the door open extra long for the people far away from the door
>>29266339
This. Breathing out your asshole is the only non-beta way to breath.
>pees on the side of the urinal as to not make noise when other people are in the bathroom
>wear mismatching socks
>walks around a crowd of people instead of confidently making his presence known and going through
>asks for no tomatoes on his burger
Sure fire ways to spot a beta cuckold.
>he isnt confident about his tastes and appearance
>>29266360
what about onions?
thats the only thing I ask them to remove, Ill take pickles and tomatoes whatever
>Won't eat meat in front of vegetarians
>Identifies as an ally
>Wears pun shirts
>>29266363
This is a big one
>>29266383
Asking to remove anything really--one of the established signs of a beta.
>>29266360
More like:
>is afraid to change the order even though they don't like tomatos, to avoid confrontation
>raises his hand in the middle of class during a lecture to ask if he can go to the bathroom
>he's in uni
>>29266262
fffuuggg I have these exact glasses
>>29266383
Onions increase testosterone so asking for them to be removed literally makes you beta.
http://www.ergo-log.com/onionjuice.html
>he posts on /r9k/
It really doesnt get any worse
>>29266508
>needing more testosterone
im not a femmy queer on estrogen so I produce enough faggot
>wears white socks with black jeans
>unironically refers to women as females
>changes his Facebook profile picture to whatever fad overlay they are doing
>agrees with every position his political party aligns with
>asking for no tomatoes on his burger
>doesn't make eye contact when speaking to you
>wears shirts without collars
>doesn't eat his burgers with tomato
>has niche hobbies and interests
>wears runners when he's not running
>is heterosexual
cuck by default
>adds cream or sugar to his coffee
>eats spicy food and steak to compensate for insecurity regarding his masculinity
>"being forced to read in school made me lose interest in books"
>makes too much eye contact because nervous
>wears shirts at all
>doesn't eat burgers
>has no hobbies or interests
>wears shoes
>every other post about tomatoes
Here's one for the rest of you
>gets hung up on the stupidest shit.
I don't even like hamburgers.
>doesn't speak very loud
>>29266637
>gets triggered on /r9k/
>wears something that catches a lot of attention
>flinches when people look at him
>>29266596
What's wrong with niche hobbies or interests?
>catcalls a woman
>looks away when she looks at him
>refuses to have any opinions on other peoples because he is a white male
>has waited in line on release day for an apple product
>actively follows any YouTube celebrity that is anything other than something with educational value
>>29266262
fug, what should I be wearing?
>>29266727
found the beta cuck
>oreganally
>>29266360
How is mismatched socks beta?
>>29266461
Thisis a post with which I agree, to be quite honest.
>>29266846
spotted the beta cuck
>oreganallo
>Dips french fries in ketchup
>Crosses arms
>Kneels down when tying shoes
>Sleeps on his side
I can't stand beta faggots.
>>29266742
kekkk this is some ultimate beta shit
>apologizes after everything
>is afraid to admit liking Call Me Maybe
>asks for no tomatoes
>doesn't wear a fedora
>is not a vegetarian
>doesn't support feminism
>>29266245
>posts or lurks /r9k/
>eats tomatoes
>>29266533
> not generating a surplus of testosterone should there ever be an emergency like feminazis taking over
>is alive
nothing more beta, right?
>propositions men to fuck his wife
>>29266245
>Is a judgy fat man with chubby cheeks
>>29266314
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCKKKK
What do you do if it's cold inside though
>doesn't voice and stand by his true political opinions even if he's surrounded by far leftists
>claims to be agnostic in order to avoid confrontation from atheists and the religious
take a stand you fucking pussy
>>29267682
>even if he's surrounded by far leftists
and get ridiculed, seen as an outcast, and possibly beaten up?
>He spends his time making sonic the hedgehog characters lip sync songs like peanut butter jelly time, the fast food song, and i'm a gummy bear.
I actually knew this kid in HS. Attached is some of 'em that some people re uploaded since he closed his account.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzYcPQRI5DQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isimfCvcATM
Those were both originally his.
>>29267736
>beaten up by estrogen-filled numale cucks
you fucking roody poo
>>29266803
not autism glasses
>>29266314
I can confirm this. My assistant manager does this and is a total beta but tries to hide it. But everyone knows he is.
I mean holy shit we are in Miami and he wears that shit. The dude is lucky he stays in air conditioning all day.
>>29267764
Help an autist out, something tortoise shell?
Maybe I'll just spend some money and switch to contacts.
>>29266245
>his mom tells the barber/hairdresser how to cut his hair
>he orders tenders or chicken nuggers at a restaurant
>he unironically claims #notallmuslims
>he watches video gaming videos on youtube
>he preorders vidya
>is a vegan/vegetarian
>he orders well done steak like a goddamned pleb
>he puts cream and/or sugar in coffee
>he goes to church
>>29267682
Doesn't do much for the cause if you reveal your power level to your friends all at once and get alienated. Red pills are best taken in light doses.
>>29267798
I personally like tortoise shell. Also there are info graph on youngstalin to help you determine what your face shape and the types of glasses that would look best for it.
>>29266635
Paha spicy food and steaks ultimate beta behaviour
>>29266635
If you eat steak just because you think it is manly then yes you are a cuck.
But steak is good as fuck.
>>29266438
stupid logic
it's alpha to tell the wagecucks how you want your food a beta would say nothing if he didn't want tomatoes.
>>29266262
I have never met a normal person that wore rimless glasses.
>>29266465
kekt cuz it actually happens
>>29266245
>treats women like they're royalty
Not even a woman-hater. Just treat them like everyone else you fucking mouth-breather. Your behavior enables Stacies to exist.
>>29267753
And he didn't even do a very good job
>>29266901
What the fuck I do all of this
I get the crossing arms thing but seriously what is wrong with the rest? Am I being japed here?
>treats women as equals
>plays video games
>gets angry at technology
>pretends to not be racist
>has a warped conception of manliness that involves beards, steak, old clothing styles, and raising children
>drives an automatic
>>29266635
Lol dude you wouldn't be able to have one fucking spoonful of my curry you would fucking die I bet your spice tolerance is lower than a 12 year olds weed tolerance fucking faggot
>>29268168
The fact that you have to ask is what makes you beta.
>>29268214
>curry
Sorry, I don't eat brown people 'food'.
>>29267876
>tortoise shell
I thought people wore those ironically. They look like momcore glasses.
>>29266245
Things that let you know you are dealing with a fat fuck
>doesnt de-grease their pizza with a paper towel before eating it
>>29268248
They are kind of momcore, but they're pretty popular right now
>>29268274
>didnt get what OP was talking about
>this post
what kinda vegan faggot actually thinks this is doing anything? youre still eating pizza you fucking idiot
>>29266245
>>29266262
>>29266314
>>29266339
>>29266360
>>29266363
>>29266461
>>29266519
>>29266596
>>29266635
>>29267120
>>29267849
Do all these things, except the leftists stuff
Ur all just bullies
>>29267736
Beaten up by Aids skrillex and Carl the cuck..
>>29268304
fucking why?
originalcomment
>doesn't have tomatoes in his burger
>asks for no tomatoes in his burger
>doesn't eat those good tomatoes in his burger
>removes the tomatoes from his burger because he can't ask for no tomatoes
>DOESN'T EVEN EAT TOMATOES IN HIS BURGER
>>29266245
I had a friend as a kid who did this, thought is was fucking weird but it also showed me how greasy it was
>posts on r9k claiming himself to be bet because he doesn't like tomatoes on his burgers in an attempt at ironic humor that ultimately falls flat and flings him further into darkness
>>29268214
Quiet down Pajeet. No one wants your street shitter food.
If dubs no tomatoes is a new meme
>>29268393
fuck everyone for saying this
why is it always tomatoes?
the one fucking thing i hate and its THAT ONE FOOD that makes it beta
>>29267120
Sorry ;( you have muted for 16 seconds because your comment was not original.
Sorry
>>29268214
KUMAR GETTING SPICY
>he puts vegetables on his burger
gay af lmao
why not order a salad mary sue?
What's the goddamn deal with tomatoes on burgers? Raw tomatoes are literally a cancer on the planet that should not be eaten in their utterly plebeian base form. If you eat raw tomatoes you are a peasant, and nothing more.
whats with you faggots and tomatoes? I dont want that shit on my burger.
>>29268536
DOESN'T
EVEN
LIKE
TOMATOES
I prefer being light skinned and not tanned and brown.
>>29266245
I think I mightve seen someone do this before, but I can't remember where or when. Pretty sure it was a girl on a diet.
People don't regularly do this though right?
>>29268587
>>29268393
but seriously though tomatoes taste like slightly rancid water and have the texture of eyeballs
FUCK THAT TOMATO SHIT I DONT WANT IT ON MY BURGER
>>29268584
Because you're a beta phaggot.
>>29266262
Are these bad?
>hasn't had sex in AT LEAST two weeks
>doesn't smoke weed
>lost his virginity after 16
>wears running shoes but isn't athletic
>wears cargo pants
>has greasy hair
>has long hair
>listens to metal (especially thrash metal)
>>29266901
>>Kneels down when tying shoes
the fuck are you supposed to do? bend at the waist and spread your ass like a faggot?
>>29268663
>thrash metal is beta
welcome to numale america ladies and gents
prepare your vape pens and take off your gages for a sec
>>29268651
could be worse, depends on your face and general aesthetic
>>29266533
Post a picture of that girlish chubby body and then tell us you have enough testosterone
>>29268747
>not being ottermode
get /fit/ loser
>>29268775
>tfw im in way better shape than you and have a better frame
>probably taller as well
>sits alone at night wondering what he'll fail at next
Ultimate beta fag
>>29268881
you lookin for a tilly buddy?
lets have a donny brook!
lol thats not original
>>29268948
(You)
Is that what you were looking for, little fella?
Stay mad, twinky.
>he doesn't degrease his pizza
>he isn't the platform master
>>29268989
>still hasnt realized hes getting memed
god damn its just not fun after a bit
anyway have fun with your insecurity pal
>he has a multi-monitor PC setup
>he considers himself an expert on history, philosophy, or politics and will often smugly cite random facts pertaining to this field
>he wears turtlenecks
>he watches or donates to Twitch streamers
>he subscribes to the Just-World fallacy
>he believes everyone has equal talent and ability
>he gets swept up by normie fads and trends
>he doesn't like the rain
>he streams his porn
>he likes cats over dogs
>he mimics physical attributes of manliness because he's too fucking stupid to realize they're the effect of it rather than the cause
>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
>he doesn't sit comfortably and cross his legs because he's too insecure about looking "unmanly"
>he has ever typed "haha" or any variation of it while texting someone
>he wears suits with sneakers
>he wears blazers with t-shirts
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
>>29269280
I dissagree with:
>he likes cats over dogs
>he has ever attended a gaming or anime convention
>his favorite movie has over a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
but other than that solid list, we could be buds irl since were both judgmental dicks
>he puts cream in his coffee
>>29268214
Did the white man make you poo in the loo today? :(
>>29268274
>mfw retards think sopping a little grease off of a literal calorie bomb makes any difference whatsoever
>he microwaves his eggs
>he cleans his ears
>he picks the crusts off his bread
>he walks with his shoulders slouched
>he goes into a stall to pee when urinals are available
>he is a self-proclaimed "animal-lover"
>he has said something along the lines of "people dying in films doesn't bother me but I can't stand watching animals die"
>he owns socks that aren't black or white
>>29267849
>chicken nuggers
spoilerbloxxxx
>He replies to literally everyone on a thread
>Weak handshake
>Using "XD" unironically
>Pre-orders from EA
>has low energy
>prefers fat women
>drinks scotch even though no one thinks they are manly because they think it will make them manly
>asks for no tomatoes on their burger
>uses raspberry vinaigrette EVER
>follows Huffington Post
>he has tattoos
>wants to remain in the EU
>identifies as feminist
>removes the tomato from his burger
sure fire way to spot a beta cuckold
>>29268248
>>29267876
>>29267798
who the fuck calls them tortoise shell and not acetate frames?
>>29269280
>he has an interest in Greek, Roman, or Norse mythology
what?
>>29266245
>he can't stop flinching whenever a girl around him makes a move in his direction
>>29266245
>H-hey anon, wanna go protest the Trump rally with me?
