i did it robots, i'm free from this board
>be me
>kissless virgin
>never been on date
>don't talk to men ever
>one day decide to get a tinder
>match with /o/ chad
>/o/ chad wants to meet me
>constantly pushing him away
>weeks later
>finally decide to meet him
>heart pounding throughout the day
>finally meet
>he makes a move
>we kiss under a dock
>holyfuckholyfuckholyfuck
>get to third base on first day
>2 days later
>see eachother again
>lose virginity
>HUGE confident boost
I don't understand how there are 20+ year old virgins
It's so easy robots, just let yourself go and stop being such a pussy or else you're going actually die alone.
>>29266234
>i'm free from this board
That's not how it works my sweet summer anon
>>29266234
youre gay. Gays are like 1000x more promiscuous than straight people, with super low standards.
If youre a woman whoring for attention, its the same thing. Your sexual market value is much higher than that of a man, even an obese AIDS patient who stinks of pee and owns 30 cats can get a boyfriend.
Relationships are easy mode for girls or gay guys. Fuck off.
>>29266273
lol right
teach the young lad will ya alex
Well done. I guess.
>you're going actually die alone.
Thanks for the reminder.
>>29266234
uhhh its alot different when you're a faggot, you faggot.
>>29266234
>>get to third base on first day
This.
This right here was the high point of the post.
Really put it all together nicely.
Good job op
god I'm so fucking mad
I literally pay for all your hobbies, I clean your house, I cook for you, literally all I want is to be used for sex and you'd rather tell me to go downstairs while you masturbate
Fuck you holy shit no one told me getting laid with a specific guy would be so hard, everyone said fags have it easy
she does not seem into that hand holding at all
