Chad bingo time.
>you'll never be Chad
Template desu senpai fuck gook shit
>>29265752
I match template
fuck the robot
original origami
>>29265727
>6'2 or above
>girls come up to talk to you in bar/club
>slept with 20+ women
>not a virgin
>had 10+ girls crush on you
feels bad being an unsuccessful manwhore chad desu
This bingo is fucking terrible. I guarantee whoever made it was younger than 16.
Some of the entries are just normal attractive/successful guy stuff, but then there's the ridiculous stuff like "modeled professionally" and "$1 million trust fund," and the retarded stuff like "700+ Facebook friends" and "have a car with 300 HP."
>6'2
>proud parents
>kissless virgin
What do i win?
Ultimate frisbee was a school sanctioned varsity sport
The ironic part is that I'm still a virgin
>>29265941
yeah its kinda retarded. Do you have the robot one?
>have none of these
>people think I'm a normie based on my personality alone
what the fuck
>>29265752
thats all i need kek
At least my parents are proud of me...maybe not
>>29265727
why are you on this board?
seriously if you've slept with 20+ women(probably lying) why are you here
Y N N Y N
N Y N Y N
N Y N N N
Y N N N Y
N N N N N
>>29265941
>his car doesn't put down 300 at the wheels
I embrace the wizardry.
>>29266103
im ugly as shit and beta. i get average club whores no actual girlfriends. im pretty autistic as well
>>29266103
i will say most of u guys are pretty pathetic tho lol
im a huge fag and i suck dicks
>>29265727
Here you go, I don't know what you were expecting.
I played c-squad soccer as a freshman and junior varsity as a sophomore. Then quit.
Does not a virgin count if it was with a prostitute, that's the only thing I can check off
>>29266257
Normies usually hate this loophole but yes if you vaginally penetrated her and ejaculated then you are most certainly not a virgin.
>>29266257
Why would you even do something like that
BINGO
>get fucked robot scum
>>29266330
Because she was a korean with triple Ds
>>29266391
sheeeiitttt
Not a virgin
3some
The age thing
Drinking pals
All because of drugs.
>>29266391
>3 boobs
Nice.
>>29265727
I think I did pretty well.
>>29265727
I would've put modelled professionally as well but I'm not sure if it counts if I was part of an agency and got called to auditions but didn't actually get into anything.
>>29266257
You'll regret losing it to a prostitute.
>>29266566
>have one night stand every month
>700 facebook friends.
So you're a sociopath who's spreading herpies...
>>29266604
I think you've misinterpreted my markings on the chart.
I hit none. What does that mean?
I thought it was a joke template then I saw some of you bastards actually can mark some of these.
Jesus, I only have two of these. I actually thought I was borderline normie.
>People who had sex with +20 women are on r9k
Leave fucking normalfags
>>29266211
>can do the bench but not the squat
You're doing it wrong
>>29266617
Goddamn that's bad... Could you give me an example of your average day? Do you mind taking some constructive criticism and advice?
not bad, sex is gross to me so I could have more
>>29266665
im not normal at all lol
>>29266035
You mean a board like this one?
>>29266747
haha lol, you sure aren't xD
>you're automatically a chad if you're above 6'2, there's literally no possibility of being a robot if you're below
>>29266566
It's years later and I don't regret it, it's not like I can attract any woman at all anyway
>>29266789
Yeah (Btw this robot mute shit is retarded)
>>29266789
now thats more like it, still cant get bingo tho
>>29266705
I just like spending a lot of time on solitary hobbies. Unstructured social interaction makes me flounder so I usually just stay quiet unless I can contribute to a conversation or help someone. I'm generally well regarded by others and can make friends somewhat reliably, though it takes me a long time to lower my inhibitions.
Only 18, I will never be a robot, I just come here to feel better about myself sometimes
>>29266847
You don't understand how power pathetic you can be if you're socially awkward and ugly. The manlet meme isn't real if you're at least 5'9"
>>29265727
Not a single one of those criteria do I meet
>>29266894
Stacy doesn't give a fuck if you're a mute with an eyepatch, she loves her some tall guys
>>29266789
now that's a good one
>>29266964
You obviously don't get out much
>>29266103
I come on this board to enjoy your n33t life styles.
>>29266789
I got pretty close, I am counting the only one girlfriend I had that was not a serious relationship and lasted only a month. If I didn't count that, I'd have a bingo.
>>29266871
Well, are you happy?
>>29266665
Fuck off, I misclicked. I'll leave when I'm ready.
god im a loser
>>29265727
shut the fuck up dimitri you beta cuck
>>29267038
On the whole? Yes. I'm not really bothered by my virginity or anything like that.
>>29267136
never Adrian or Pie
>>29266152
How do you get club whores if you're ugly as shit?
Those seem like the type of women who care even more about looks than normal.
>>29267183
i dont give a shit. just act like a monkey and everything will fall into place.
>>29265752
this is me desu famalam
>>29266675
Are you blind? Nothing on the template was circled.
>>29267165
u cuck
>>29267296
im not a cuck at all Adrian
>>29267296
C U C K O L Y M P I A D
>>29267164
As you shouldn't be. Sex was entirely underwhelming for the first time. Most people I know who have regular relationships with steady supplies of sex still jerk off fairly regularly.
Well time to put my hood back on and head next door to /pol/ have a nice day you hear.
>>29267316
C A N T C O N T A I N T H E C U C K
>>29266789
I think I'll make somewhere around 35k this year. Couldn't check off one item on the chad bingo but I'm not a total loserwho am I kidding
>>29265727
Damn, I'm not a Chad
>>29267337
D E R A I L I N G A T 2 5 P E R C E N T
>>29267372
d e r a i l i n g a t 2 9 p e r c e n t
>>29266874
>I'm 18
>I hit none
time to an hero maybe?
>>29267337
mfw you expose you actually jack off to this shit
>>29267386
d e r a i l i n g a t 3 0 p e r c e n t
>>29267421
i fucking hate you adrian you retarded nigger
Well, I played sports
>>29267932 >>29267831 >>29267421 >>29267409 >>29267394 >>29267386 >>29267372 >>29267370 >>29267357 >>29267337 >>29267317 >>29267316 >>29267308 >>29267296 >>29267254 >>29267238 >>29267210 >>29267183 >>29267165 >>29267164 >>29267136 >>29267058 >>29267038 >>29267018 >>29267014 >>29266989 >>29266966 >>29266964 >>29266909 >>29266894 >>29266874 >>29266871 >>29266867 >>29266864 >>29266857 >>29266847 >>29266833 >>29266789 >>29266747 >>29266726 >>29266705 >>29266675 >>29266665 >>29266659 >>29266642 >>29266617 >>29266604 >>29266566 >>29266504 >>29266448 >>29266425 >>29266413 >>29266391 >>29266374 >>29266330 >>29266285 >>29266257 >>29266215 >>29266211 >>29266209 >>29266176 >>29266152 >>29266137 >>29266126 >>29266116 >>29266103 >>29266077 >>29266066 >>29266038 >>29266035 >>29266010 >>29265977 >>29265945 >>29265941 >>29265892 >>29265874 >>29265752 >>29265727
Get on my level you poser chumps
The distance, and as it were the space around man, grows with the strength of his intellectual vision and insight: his world becomes profounder; new stars, new enigmas, and notions are ever coming into view. Perhaps everything on which the intellectual eye has exercised its acuteness and profundity has just been an occasion for its exercise, something of a game, something for children and childish minds. Perhaps the most solemn conceptions that have caused the most fighting and suffering, the conceptions "God" and "sin," will one day seem to us of no more importance than a child's plaything or a child's pain seems to an old man;-and perhaps another plaything and another pain will then be necessary once more for "the old man"-always childish enough, an eternal child!
>>29268086
>/b/
So basically, that's an underage or not chart, right. I mean, I'm pathetic, but at least I don't browse /b/
>>29268137
I don't browse /b/, but the chart in the OP was so boring, ya? It's like it was made to be shared among normies. Definitely not loser-centric like the "/b/" chart caters to more. Here.
>>29268229
Why didn't you use the standard robot bingo chart?
>one checked off
I can't check off any on the Chad bingo chart so consider yourself lucky
>>29268375
Would you mind posting the template? Had it a while ago but lost it somewhere. Remember getting a score in the mid-twenties.
>>29265727
Just kill me
ytcuvybunml
>>29268475
I don't have it, sorryog
>>29268475
>tripfag
>doesn't even go here
>>29268525
No worries, just found it on the archive. Have a good night or morning anon, wherever you may be
>>29268549
Been here pre-deletion, but who's counting, right?
>>29265874
>so, i heard your son was a loser with no job, women or money
>yeah, but hes got a sweet fucking car so were proud of him
>>29265727
been in a relationship before though
i had a girlfriend in 7th grade
>>29268679
you're name begin with G?
>>29268554
>Wizard Apprentice
Better than expected actually
>>29268692
my name has a G in the middle of it
>Girls approach me in public
Also had sex and lost virginity before 15 if rape counts. And if inheritance money is the same as trust funds for this then that point, too.
tfw not a single one
I should just an hero anyway. Also, happy birthday president Trump
>tfw peaked in highschool
>>29265727
Here is a MUCH more realistic bingo.
Come on guys, you should be able to fill it up no problem.
>>29266789
bingo
too easy
>>29265752
i am unironically this, except for the very first one.
I'm also gay so...
>>29266789
>tfw I won a lifetime full of regret and sadness
>>29266374
>manlet detected
not original what the actual fuck
>>29265727
Fucking nailed it
n mv f grsf vf vbkf
Oh.
Haha.
orignali sally
>twinks can't be chad
>twinks cant be robots
what are we then if not men?
Woo
Oregano comment
>>29268554
I got 75. Hmm I seem to be getting worse. I was slightly strange a month ago and now I'm a cyborg. My wizard powers grow stronger each day.
>>29269595
Yeah, nearly bingo.
>>29270504
>>29270359
And the last one.
Not even a bingo on the loser bingo, damn
How'd I do friends
>>29270587
Why are you even here?
Originalsjdjd
>>29268554
104: Normalfag
I aced the physical and mental sections but I didn't do nearly as well in the others because
>kissless virgin
>nineteen y/o student living with parents
>social anxiety around strangers
>don't use social media of any kind
>fap almost exclusively to depraved fetish porn
I'm fit, not clinically depressed, and I have friends but I don't feel like a normie.
>>29265727
>work in business
Who the fuck made this?
>>29268554
>Wizard
originally original JUST
>>29265727
why am i here, friendos?
original corncob
>>29269595
now this is more my speed
fuck prom. i just went to the after party to nab one of the girls who was desperate to get a date so went with some dipshit as friends. i feel bad for those guys.
>>29268554
103 woah not too bad.
>>29265727
>1.5x bodyweight bench
Even for a rather skinny guy at 80kg thats 120kg. The only people that can bench that much are serious bodybuilders or powerlifters, both not really chad activities.
>make 150k a year
Even a lot of ceos make less than that.
>see rest of list
You faggots are delusional.
>>29271357
yeah most of the shit is like a caricature of what robots think a successful alpha male is.
FUCKIN ZERO POINTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
a-at least i got one thing right
>>29269595
Oi, three points!
Confirmed that I'll never be Chad. Reminder that if you are not a virgin you are automatically a normie and should get the fuck off my board.
>virgin isn't the free space or in red letters
I'm 6'2, that's it.
>>29265727
Total chad ringing in
I can't help being 6'2" also it often tends to not be chads but weird kids who lose their virginity before 15.
>>29266789
I can't get bingo even on this one. I truly am a cyborg.
Anyone else know this feel?
>>29271662
Nah, it just means you're not a /b/tard. If you get a bingo on that chart you're an omega.
>>29269595
Here you go pham.
I'm >>29271587 >>29271662 as well.
>>29271685
Wrong saved image. Told you I have a /b/ folder.
>>29266789
>>29271643
here is the 2nd one to make a totally original comment
>>29265727
Totally original file name and post
I got nothing. Everyone who got something is a normie.
>>29266789
here she is lads
original please
>>29266665
You're a fucking normie. End your life.
I'm not good at public squeaking, I piss-pronounciate a lot of my worms.
15/25 but no bingo. Looks like I'm on my way out of here soon
Why is everyone here so goddamn short?
>>29272928
You did get a bingo you dingus, so now you must leave
>>29272928
>>29273484
Seriously. Anyone who isn't a virgin needs to get the fuck off this board. Losing your virginity means you are instantly a normie. Being """""""depressed""""""" doesn't make you a robot, it makes you an edgelord normalfag.
>>29265727
Am I Chad yet?
origami commentarini
>tfw the epitome of failed chad.
>>29265727
>made varsity before junior year
I don't even know what that means
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I don't go to bars or clubs. Anon help
>>29273591
>all those x's and still a virgin
I'm sorry dude
>>29273591
Dude, you're making me mad. With credentials like that you are so close. You literally just need to get fit or more fashionable or something and you are there. Why are you here instead of going to extra 20% you need to so that you are Chad thundercock.
i have no place in this world
>>29265727
here's mineorignlzzzzxx
>>29273716
how did you make varsity before junior year if you didnt play a group sport
varsity chess team?
>>29273730
mens choir, actually. freshman year.
All I have is my gainz
>>29269595
am 19, got gf at 17 sexed at 18, kinda smart idk, good friends
>>29273625
>>29273628
I'm comfy with my life as it is desu. I'm definitely past the point where I was very insecure about it. Though I was never particularly interested in sexual prowess. I just focused on succeeding in other aspects of life.Probably because I was abused by my aunt.
>>29273808
ayy after having sex in the woods last month ima normie now
time to get some friends
>>29273821
Yeah, that's good. I agree, that's the outlook to have.Sorry to hear.
>>29265727
>all these people who are able to mark even one space
Get the actual fuck out of my board you fucking normal faggots.
>>29273880
go back to wizchan
also hi to my wizbros searching the archive
>>29273827
combo pic chur
I don't even want a car.
my dad get me one bc my normie brother had one in hs and I didn't.
>>29269595
sheeeeittttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck this stupid mute shit
>>29273983
also add has/had a job for that one
almost chad but alcohol is disgustingthe varsity is in academic team :^)
>>29274325
Craft beers are nice. Hard alcohol is just meant to get you fucked up
>>29274325
I don't have any "drinking buddies" and don't necessarily like alcohol but I still drink a lot.
Same for many robots I bet,
>>29265752
This is mine if I were a couple inches shorter.
