Lmao I can't believe what just happened yesterday.
> Go to farmer's market yesterday to get some fruits
> I go to a woman selling strawberries and I write down my order
Important: I ordered 4 pounds of strawberries, and the way I wrote it was 4.0 pounds.
> I come in later once they have had time to fill the orders (weird system but whatever)
> I get there and she instantly recognizes me for a reason I dont know
> She says "lots of strawberries, but I was able to do it" with a big smile
> Think that she seems oddly happy but then I see her point to 3 big crates
> Says "There is your order, hope you didnt park to far"
> At this time I realize that she thought I wrote down 40 POUNDS of strawberry
> She seems so happy that I just pay her and begin the journey to my car with all three crates in my arms
> Get home and instantly realize that I really fucked up
> Today all I have eaten is strawberries, I have already taken up my ENTIRE freezer for these strawberries and still have a ton in the fridge
I am feeling so sick but I must continue through the strawpocolypse
>>29265669
Just donate them to a church or something.
>>29265669
>the way I wrote it was 4.0 pounds
why would you write it in such a retarded way?
>>29265669
options
1) give some away to friends/family/neighbours/cowokers
2)set up shop on a street corner and sell them like a mexican.
>>29265701
That's how I was taught as a kid, just kinda stuck with me
>>29265669
Why are strawberries the best berry?
>>29265669
turn it into jelly/preserves and eat it over the course of months, you numpty
>>29265669
Save a bunch of them and donate the rest. Smoothie material for months.
>>29265669
You dumb fucking beta, why didn't you just tell her you ordered 4 pounds?
>>29265808
Probably because im retarded
>>29265808
this
how much money did you just waste OP
this made me giggle op.
Donate a bunch, flip them, etc.
You have options.
Way to go op
WAY TO FUCKING GO
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING you made that fat cunts day when she didn't even do her god damn fucking job you jack less antelope!
Fuck you you stupid ass hole. Now she thinks she did a good job a damn good job and your cuck ass puckered up like an unripe berry.
>>29265816
I spent about $150 on these strawberries
>>29265669
Make a strawberry smoothie, burry some of them in your back yard.
>>29265848
This is one of the stories that make me feel better about myself.
I may be unemployed, carless, girlfriendless, and possess a 5 inch penis, but at least I'm not as retarded as you are.
>>29265821
>flip them
Nigger shut the fuck up
Who's dumb ass buys fucking berries from a stranger
Especially one who must look like a complete beta ass hole
>>29265841
that pic gave me a boner
>>29265883
At least someone doesnt feel retarded
>>29265669
Give some to me Op
>>29265711
Jokes on him he has no friends
>>29265908
What city you in (Im in Buffalo, NY) if anyone needs some strawberries I got you
>>29265821
How the fuck do I sell berries to complete strangers on the street
Should have got 40 pounds more.
Strawberries = Best berries
Not a big deal, OP. Don't feel bad. Are they at least delicious strawberries? Bake some strawberry pies, make strawberry jam/preserves, strawberry smoothies, chocolate covered strawberries. I believe in you, OP. God speed.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+keep+strawberries+fresh
>>29266170
well they are good at least
>>29266119
This.
Best girls always love strawberries and you should too.
ok, take most of them and cut them in half or dopnt bother really. Take about 4? cups of sugar and put them into a pot together then fill it with water till its above the fruits. Boil for a while then let it cool. Strain into another pot and boil more into that one. Keep doing this till theres no fruit left. Viola, baller as all fuck strawberry sauce and a real use for all of them.
>>29265725
This.
Making jelly is easy as fuck and actually requires lots of strawberries, transforms them into way easier to store quantities that can be stored for long term
Plus homemade jelly is god-tier delicious.
Just google a recipe, should take you some 5-7 hours to turn ~30 pounds into jelly, but then you got jelly for the whole year
Well, the good part is that you'll shit every 3 hours
>>29265669
>Today all I have eaten is strawberries
Don't do that you tard.
Make jam. It keeps without refrigeration.
You're on the internet, research how to prepare jam and how to seal it in jars. There are probably tutorials on YouTube. You'll have to buy the jars and maybe some larger pots.
You'll have jam for years, the fridge and the freezer space will be returned, and in the process you'll have fucking mastered a valuable cooking skill that will save you money later (you'll have the equipment and buying in bulk is cheaper).
>>29265669
>only eat berries
I hope that doesn't work out like blackberries do.
