Red flags for boys:
> he's white
> owns a PC
> doesn't have a job
> under 6 foot tall
> right wing view points
> didn't go to prom in highschool
> into video games or anime
> doesn't enjoy challenges and prefers to be "comfy"
> has a foot fetish
> avoids social situations and parties
> goes out for walks at night
>>29265153
I fit all of them except for the last.
>>29265153
Litteraly /r9k/. Bait games weak brah
>>29265153
Red flags for women:
>not dead
>>29265231
they don't need to be dead, they can still be used to serve after the right training.
>>29265153
>red flag
>white
to this day many women straight face say they don't date black guys like it's nothing, so...
Stop pretending to be a girl on the internet ya know.
>>29265153
what is this weak attempt at manipulation? try harder you clearly arent a woman so it doesnt come naturally
>>29265262
Literally every woman alive has fucked a black guy, they are the best.
We are just trying not to hurt your little feewings when angling for your beta dollars.
>>29265301
are you ill or what? read what you're writing bro
>>29265301
>still pretending to be a woman
My intellect has been insulted before but this is asking to get backhanded to the face
>>29265153
>> owns a PC
every non-retarded human being on the western world owns a pc, retard
>>29265364
If its an iPhone or Mac the guy is cool but I literally would not touch a man that owns a windows or especially linux PC
>>29265436
yeah, what a bunch of virgin PC losers lol, I bet they're not even 6'2"
>>29265153
>has a foot fetish
I actually agree with you.
>>29265436
>I'm a guy who pathetically pretends to be female on the internet and say "I would not touch a man based on his preferences on OS and hardware"
thanks for your valuable input
>>29265436
anti-intellectualism is the scurge killing humanity. You are even worse than the right wing mouthbreaters you despise because you control who is born, and you are not choosing to mate with intelligent people.
No matter HOW much /r9k/ tries to crabbucket me, there is no part of me that will ever be ashamed or even not fulfilled by /nightwalk/
>>29265602
FUCKING
RIGHT
MY NIGGA
FUCKING RIGHT
>proceeds to stand with one hand into my leather jacket's pocket at the side of a road staring into the night for three hours as synth-pop plays on the back
>>29265602
>>29265638
Hope you get shanked by tyrone. That'll teach ya for stepping outside.
>>29265773
I carry a huge ass Bowie Knife and a knuckleduster where I go.
And I'm not white.
>be chilling in this girls apartment watching tv with her and her roomate
>i've known her for a month, had a lot of sex, hung out a lot
>she gets a new roomate
>one night I'm over after we had been fucking and I'm watching a movie with her
>first time I see him is when he coming out of the shower
>he crosses the living room in just his towel
>6'4
>built like a fucking sleek warrior, low bodyfat, didn't lift heavy
>has chest tattoos
>walks slow and upright
>opens door into his room
>perfect amount of messyness,like out of a fucking catalog
>new zealand flag hung up, surfboard, mountain bike, ibm thinkpad
He didn't say anything, but the thing I noticed in both feeling and visual conformation was the absolute awe everyone including myself was in, my girlfriend just kind of looked at me like yeah thats Neil the new roomate
I should have just introduced myself and let him know he could have her anytime, like I would be able to do anything about it
>>29265773
Try it, man.
>he says he only listens to one genre of music and his music library only has a few artists and barely has any albums worth of any artist
>he sticks out his tongue all the way out before eating something
>he thinks 90's entertainment is better than 2000+ entertainment
>he can't appreciate any Batman cartoon without mentioning Batman not being voiced by Kevin Conroy or Joker not being voiced by Mark Hamill
>his first sexual experience was with a female relative
>he hugs his dog/cat
>he assumes that if an animal doesn't flinch or struggle from him doing something, it's okay to continue doing that something
>he thinks girls wear make up to lie or to impress men
>he scoffs at the art scene (none of it is meaningful, people who like art are pretentious. He mocks indie music despite hardly ever listening to it)
>he sees tipping as a way to ensure prompt service , but constantly tips below 20%
>he only speaks English
>he is in his early 20's and still hasn't done anything to prepare him for the adult life (he doesn't have his college classes planned out. He isn't working toward his career)
>he is in his early 20's and still doesn't have nice clothes that don't have large graphics or logos on them
>the only thing nice about his bedroom is his desktop set up
>he doesn't like the idea of tall women dating short guys
>he unironically has gore, edgy pics, questionable porn, and racist pics on his computer
>he claims he is immune to the sight of gore despite never seeing any gore in real life
>he doesn't care about anime abuse as long as the animal isn't cute and a pet
>>29265153
red flags for boys:
>takes anything a woman says seriously
>>29265153
>> he's white
maybe
>> owns a PC
who doesn't?
>> doesn't have a job
correct
>> under 6 foot tall
wrong
>> right wing view points
wrong
>> didn't go to prom in highschool
correct
>> into video games or anime
correct
>> doesn't enjoy challenges and prefers to be "comfy"
correct
>> has a foot fetish
wrong
>> avoids social situations and parties
correct
>> goes out for walks at night
wrong
Good thing I don't want to date a roastie.
>>29266101
>>> owns a PC
>who doesn't?
>>29265436
>>29266044
*animal abuse
not anime
But it is a red flag for a guy to say he doesn't like anime or he doesn't consider anime to be art.
>falls for weak bait
major reddu flaggu
>>29265153
>he's not black
>he's not 6ft 5in
>he's under 10 inches
>he doesn't choke me during sex
>he isn't fucking at least 10 other girls
>he has hasn't knocked up another woman.
>>29265773
I always find it hard to imagine someone is this stupid. But at the same time how can someone be so stupid they right bait this weak. It doesn't make sense
>>29266247
I'm 3/6 bebe PM ur kik ;^)
u got big tits?
