>Anon, I've thought about it long and hard *giggle* and I decided that yes, I do want to be the one who takes your virginity. But only if you first suck as many cocks as your last two post numbers.
>>29264461
I am kicking her out, i refuse to share my money with a succubus.
>>29264461
00 get
oreganoreganoregano
The sad thing is, I'm sure someone here would suck one-hundred dicks to get a girlfriend and sex with a woman.
o-kay. I've been pretty nice I hope I don't have to work too hard
Fuck you grill.
>>29264609
I wouldn't, which makes me think that I just don't really want it after all.
>>29264579
Haha that's quite a large number friendo, unlike mine^
>>29264461
How entitled, succubi are not worthy of my semen.
>>29264461
ROLLANDO
oregano
I'll suck 99 cocks for free, forget about the pussy.
Bring on the dicks
>>29264645
This. They will not have my precious bodily fluids.
Role DJ sobs pjs jabjsohs hos sho dog sigs go who dog show his pjs how sho push sho son sohs oh
>>29264704
Shit, in that case, mind trading your last two digits for mine? I'd suck 4 dicks for her
>>29264461
Not worth it.
Gfhgf
ROLLING FOR 99 BECAUSE I AM A MASSIVE HOMOSEX
>>29264746
we have to go lower my friend.
>>29264461
>Anonina, I've looked on craigslist, and I'd rather fuck a Tijuana street whore.
Gibe 00, random wizard of destiny
>>29264819
eh, not that much
>>29264461
Guess I can always roll for 00
>>29264461
If there's a 1 in 100 chance I get 00 then it's worth a roll!
>>29264845
fuck!!! i'M NOT TOUCHING ANY DICKS NEVERMIND SHIT!
I don't even think the odds are in my favor, but what the hell - let's see, just how much dick I'd have to suck.
>>29264856
>>29264845
STOP POSTING ANON SHES ADDING MORE DICKS FOR YOU TO SUCK
DONT MOVE, DONT BREATHE, DONT DO ANYTHING OR ITS ANOTHER DICK TO SUCK ANON
check these 00s xdddddd
>>29264879
PLEASE END MY SUFFERRING!
>>29264897
I TOLD YOU TO STOP ANON
please gimme high number i love cock
>>29264461
This is the best roll thread I've seen in awhile.
>>29264461
haha check this out nerds
>>29264897
Shhh, there's no tears now... Only cum dripping from your slutty lips
>>29264886
nice oooohs.
>>29264921
GODDAMMIT THATS NOT ENOUGH COCKS
But I'm neither a virgin nor interested in Katya
Who are you, and why are you taking my virginity?
99 get plzzzzzzz original original
alright bring it on, I'm game
this is original
>>29264461
katya <3
>>29264609
luckily they don't have to suck more than 99. you only have to suck 9. lucky bastard
00 get!
By the power of Patrick Bateman I demand that I receive double zeroes!
99yekpkfonis
alright lets go. I can suck cock all day.
I DONT WANT ANY COCKS PLEASE 00
>>29264461
roll roll roll better get 00 or im going to slit my wrists
JUST
Origami
Please 99
FUCKING ORIGINAL
>>29264461
kek for that ugly ''''''''''quirky'''''''''' whore?
>none
>>29264461
rolling for 99 desu
>>29265299
I'm so jealous right now
>>29265195
Hahahahaahahahahahah, I can't even just post to laugh at people. This board is inferior
>>29265299
It's easy to say this now but I'd imagine by the third cock or so you'd start to have some doubts.
I'd actually like to suck some dicks.
>>29264461
anything for the goddess
anythinganything except post number over 02
>>29264461
kay.
OC
>>29265299
>>29265336
fuck yeah
>>29265377
not really senpai
>>29265392
reroll
pizza lisa
>>29265409
You don't get a re-roll, anon. Better start sucking.
>>29265399
You can get another 99.
posting
will obviously get bloxed so
>>29265416
no you.
pizza
>>29265399
holy shit, twice in a row?
well, hope you enjoy your 30+ hours of sucking cock
>>29265451
lol how long do you think it takes to suck a cock?
Non homosexual post
>>29265485
10 minutes? idk i haven't done it no bully pls
I'm not going to suck anything for some whore.
>if you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, would you capture it,
or let it slip?original
haha ebin! xD
Being a Chad I don't have to suck any cocks to fuck an average bitch
>>29264461
00 get 00 get hoioioioiioi
does that mean suck to completion, or does a simple single contact with mouth count as having sucked it?
>>29265513
how bout we find out bb ;>)
>>29265555
FUCKING CHAD GIVE BACK OUR QUADS
Studies show that guys suck dick better than the sluttiest women.
here we go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>29265642
Probably in the same vein as women eat pussy better than most men. They know how to work their own anatomy.
>>29265642
I'd still kiss katys. She's just too perfect.
>>29265626
im not fem enough sorry
>>29264461
Eh, nahh
>>29265555
noice repeating numberos m8
>>29264461
yeah alright, i'll bargain for some katya
>>29265642
Rolling for number two. Pain tolerance sounds fun.
Wouldn't mind sucking some trap cocks
00 get, I of all robots deserve this
>>29265555
wow nice quads wanna be my friend?
>>29264461
no thanks
00 get
>>29265642
2 and 7 seem the most ideal imo
>>29265775
Can some please explain the appeal of traps to me? I've been on 4chan for years and I genuinely don't understand it. Is it all a meme?
s guys CFD for dhg
>>29264461
Not today or ever you dreaded wench.
Rolling for least amount in threaddd
>>29264461
this shit don't scare me, OP
>>29265919
You know when all the male features turn you off except dick, traps seem pretty appealing.. At least that's my reasoning
>>29266099
99 dicks a ti!
whatever you say my queen
>>29264769
gets '69' unironically
what an oddly specific request
>>29264461
Nothing ventured nothing gained
>>29264461
Rape the fucking slut
Pls Jesus bless me with 00
Pls jesus bless me again with 00. I will suck jesus dick for 00
>>29266799
Fuck u jesus.
I hope they're not that many.
>>29266799
You better start wetting them lips boy.
>>29266988
>>29267044
>>29266799jhgydavhvdsuihsdgu
blox
>>29264461
I'll do it, I swear.
>>29264461
o-okay, i guess i'll roll then
>>29264461
25 gets
Rolll
Come test me
just how many 99s does this thread have so far? must be some kind of message to robots
Might as well see what number I get.
>>29267335
>If we want a qt gf we must first go through a lot of pain and hardship
Holy fuck I think you're right
zerozero please
00 incoming desu
>>29264609
>sad thing is, I'm sure someone here would
With all the tranny threads here, that's a pretty safe bet
>>29264769
dayummm
karma
make it double zero digits
>>29264943
Well you doubled
I'm not a virgin so.....
>>29264461
its gonna be something ridiculous like 43 so no
>>29264461
rolling robot is dumb
it seems worth a try
>>29265555
Quads turn me on. So I can suck yours to start?
00 for the queen
rollololololllllllllllll
roll
Double 00s check em lads
>>29268099
Checked
Originalitycheck
>>29267335
Maybe the janitors are having a little fun?
>>29268099
>99
WEW
Looks like I'm gonna be a Virgin forever lads. No escape
>>29264461
im not a virgin and you're not thick enough for my tastes, suck it bitch.
Ha, no dicks for me, thanks.
>>29264461
I will suck as many dicks as it takes.
rolling for the same number as everyone else
two zeros at the end of this post number
I'm up for the test(es)
>>29264461
im a girl so roll me dat 99
